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Financially-Strapped Vatican Opens Its First-Ever Shopping Mall
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| March 22, 2023
| Thomas D. Williams
Posted on 03/23/2023 12:31:24 PM PDT by ebb tide
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To: ebb tide
Guess where checkout is. The confessional, and at which a credit card reader is provided therein. And, the more you charge, the more you are getting closer to God! And don’t forget the poor pets.
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posted on
03/23/2023 2:04:24 PM PDT
by
SgtHooper
(If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
To: pbear8
A city-state which covers only 109 acres. And the mall is situated on the top of a parking garage which was built with public funding.
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posted on
03/23/2023 2:05:38 PM PDT
by
ebb tide
To: ebb tide
Everything Made in Italy?
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posted on
03/23/2023 2:08:33 PM PDT
by
Faith Presses On
(Willing to die for Christ, if it's His will--politics should prepare people for the Gospel)
To: ebb tide
I’m curious as to whether Bergoglio’s mall will be open on Sundays.
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posted on
03/23/2023 2:13:34 PM PDT
by
ebb tide
To: D Rider
When you give up on sin, it’s kinda hard to sell indulgences. I'm not giving up on sin, in fact I'm going all in . The scapular I bought says I will not eternal fire. I putting my faith in these two pieces of cloth connected by a string.
/sarc
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posted on
03/23/2023 2:15:19 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(The rumor has not been confirmed until the FBI officially denies it.)
To: pbear8
Fair enough. Is the fake pope gonna bless Gucci loafers and Prada bags?
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posted on
03/23/2023 2:27:51 PM PDT
by
HYPOCRACY
(This is the dystopian future we've been waiting for!)
To: ebb tide
I gotta get my bid in to paint the ceiling.
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posted on
03/23/2023 2:31:11 PM PDT
by
HYPOCRACY
(This is the dystopian future we've been waiting for!)
To: Fai Mao
Next is a place that teaches you both how to sin and to beg forgiveness.
To: dfwgator
Where is the “Indulgences Store”?
You get those through the website now. There's an app....
< /sarc>
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posted on
03/23/2023 3:28:48 PM PDT
by
Lee N. Field
("He will swallow up death forever" Isaiah 25)
To: WKUHilltopper
What time is Bingo?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BINGO! That there was a funny one!
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posted on
03/23/2023 3:35:22 PM PDT
by
fortes fortuna juvat
(Current POPE and POTUS: corrupt, ignorant, paranoid, angry, deeply hateful, and deeply despised.)
I’m curious as to whether Bergoglio’s mall will be open on Sundays.Never mind. I found the answer.
Chick-Fil-A is more catholic than Bergoglio.
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posted on
03/23/2023 3:40:54 PM PDT
by
ebb tide
To: ebb tide
I’m curious as to whether Bergoglio’s mall will be open on Sundays.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Open 24/7 all year round EXCEPT Kwanzaa Day and June 28.
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posted on
03/23/2023 3:41:00 PM PDT
by
fortes fortuna juvat
(Current POPE and POTUS: corrupt, ignorant, paranoid, angry, deeply hateful, and deeply despised.)
To: HYPOCRACY
Is the fake pope gonna bless Gucci loafers and Prada bags?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
Of course he will because those items are as fake as he is. They’re knock-offs produced in the slums of Naples by the Camorra Mafia in the region of Campania!
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posted on
03/23/2023 3:47:00 PM PDT
by
fortes fortuna juvat
(Current POPE and POTUS: corrupt, ignorant, paranoid, angry, deeply hateful, and deeply despised.)
To: fortes fortuna juvat; Al Hitan; Fedora; irishjuggler; Jaded; kalee; markomalley; miele man; ...
Bergoglio's mall will even be open on Good Friday and Easter Sunday.
But no Triduum TLM Masses will be allowed anywhere, per the capitalist dictator pope.
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posted on
03/23/2023 3:51:50 PM PDT
by
ebb tide
To: ebb tide
Tacky. We left a church because they were selling banana bread to raise money. Jesus has a problem with merchandising in church. Y’think He might just stop by the Vatican Mall and start kicking over checkout counters?
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posted on
03/23/2023 4:00:59 PM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(Stupid is supposed to hurt.)
To: ebb tide
A great irony that the pope who hates Latin mass opens a mall with Latin name. Caput mundi? Ha, more like Spiritus Mundi.
To: ebb tide
After an exhaustive search the pontiff's financial advisors found the right individual to oversee the mall project:
"...a baptismal kiddie pool in the communion food court next to the all-nun Hooters."
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posted on
03/24/2023 4:52:31 AM PDT
by
MikelTackNailer
(Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
To: oldasrocks
We could call it “Mad Marty’s Eternal Security. Go forth and sin boldly!”
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