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Chelsea Clinton: It Would Be ‘Unchristian’ To Believe In God, Read Bible (Satire)
Babylon Bee ^ | 9/17/2018

Posted on 09/17/2018 12:09:34 PM PDT by Gamecock

U.S.—In a SiriusXM interview Friday, Chelsea Clinton stated it would be “unchristian” if she were to believe in God, read her Bible, or otherwise act in a way consistent with faith in God as the ultimate Judge and Ruler of the universe.

She said, “Believing in God and reading the Bible are representative of oppressive systemic structures that bring so much pain to people, it’s just unconscionable to me that some people think we should do those things, believe those things.”

Clinton claimed the sincere, biblical conviction that believing in God and reading His Word are necessary aspects of the Christian life is a belief that reveals evangelicals’ hatred toward women. “I’m a devout Christian, but suggesting that I need to believe Christian things that would go against my political platform is the very definition of the war on women.”

“As a deeply religious person, it’s very unchristian to suggest we have to believe in God, study His Word, and allow those things to influence our opinions and positions on things like abortion.”

“I know I’m going to get hate for this, but I have to stand firm in my Christian beliefs that fly in the face of Christianity,” she added.


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1 posted on 09/17/2018 12:09:34 PM PDT by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock
She's a nut...

Kinda glad. Had she been Bill and Hill's kid it would be a double dose of evil.

Fortunately, Webb contributed stupid.

2 posted on 09/17/2018 12:15:00 PM PDT by Aevery_Freeman (Remember the meaning of the word "Trump".)
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To: Aevery_Freeman
She's a nut...

Nope,worse than that...much worse.She's a psychopath.With her genes and her upbringing how can she be anything else????

3 posted on 09/17/2018 12:21:46 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (I've Never Owned Slaves...You've Never Picked Cotton.End Of "Discussion".)
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To: Gamecock

Isn’t it amazing how they can take just about anything and sculpt it into something that they believe makes ‘sense’?


4 posted on 09/17/2018 12:31:09 PM PDT by equaviator (`)
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To: Gamecock
Did she really say this?

If so, the nut didn't fall far from the tree.

5 posted on 09/17/2018 12:45:50 PM PDT by Jess Kitting
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To: Aevery_Freeman

I fully believe HilLIARy is the true evil behind the throne. She rode Bill’s coat tails to the top. Not that he is innocent- he is a rapist and liar too, but she is the one who first got people ‘eliminated’.

That is why I think he is glad she did not win. If she had won, he would not be of any further use, and was a huge potential liability.

He’d have been in Ft. Marcy Park soon enough.

I wonder who the first one is that they had killed, and how it came to be? I doubt that they had meetings and said “hey go kill this person...” I think they just had surrounded themselves with people they knew to be criminal, and at first just suggested that it would be nice if this or that person was not around, any more, and it just ‘happened’.

After a while, you just give them the kiss of death, and nothing else needs to be said.


6 posted on 09/17/2018 12:48:28 PM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare itself.)
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To: Gamecock

Chelsea Hubble Clinton: Biblical Scholar...


7 posted on 09/17/2018 12:49:04 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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To: Gamecock
“I’m a devout Christian, but suggesting that I need to believe Christian things that would go against my political platform is the very definition of the war on women.”

Pure drivel. Reminiscent of Al Gore saying that John 6:13 is his favorite Bible verse.

8 posted on 09/17/2018 12:59:20 PM PDT by Ahithophel (Communication is an art form susceptible to technical failures)
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To: Jess Kitting
Did you read the entire headline?

It is based on this: 'Chelsea Clinton: As a Deeply Religious Person' I Believe It's 'Unchristian' to End Legal Abortion

9 posted on 09/17/2018 1:01:44 PM PDT by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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To: Gamecock

Which part is the satire? Everything “spoken” by her sounded pretty much as I would have expected out of a Clinton.


10 posted on 09/17/2018 1:13:00 PM PDT by Tucker39 ("It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington)
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To: Gamecock; All
“I’m a devout Christian, but suggesting that I need to believe Christian things that would go against my political platform is the very definition of the war on women.”

Pure drivel. The difference between her political platform and professed devotion is that devotion has its limits.

11 posted on 09/17/2018 1:29:18 PM PDT by point roberts (you can't get there from here)
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To: Gamecock
According to Wikipedia...

Sounds like she's a deeply committed Christian-NOT!
12 posted on 09/17/2018 1:52:09 PM PDT by HarleyD
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To: Gamecock

Intelligent as a sack full of hammers.


13 posted on 09/17/2018 2:00:05 PM PDT by JimRed ( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: Gamecock

Intelligent as a sack full of hammers.


14 posted on 09/17/2018 2:00:20 PM PDT by JimRed ( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: All

I always chalked her off as a ditzy Howdy-Doody look-alike,

But hearing the ding-a-ling spout off about her version of Christianity is creepy.

She sounds like something C.S Lewis warned us about in The Screwtape Letters.


15 posted on 09/17/2018 2:15:52 PM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: Gamecock
"“I know I’m going to get hate for this, but I have to stand firm in my Christian beliefs that fly in the face of Christianity,” she added."

Huh? I think my brain just got whiplash.

16 posted on 09/17/2018 2:20:27 PM PDT by Wonder Warthog (The Hog of Steel and NRA Life Member)
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To: Gamecock

Say What?


17 posted on 09/17/2018 2:45:06 PM PDT by Parmy
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To: Gamecock

Outstanding!!!


18 posted on 09/17/2018 2:54:40 PM PDT by xzins (Retired US Army chaplain. Support our troops by praying for their victory.)
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To: P-Marlowe

Ping


19 posted on 09/17/2018 2:55:13 PM PDT by xzins (Retired US Army chaplain. Support our troops by praying for their victory.)
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To: Gamecock

It looks like she is one of those goofy people who believe in God and the bible is wrong because it brings about criticism of the homosexual life style, those who abort their children, and several other things the democrats use for re-election fodder. The immoral lifestyle of the democrats doesn’t appeal to me. I prefer to believe in God, use the bible for guidence, and live a normal life. She can have what she chooses.


20 posted on 09/17/2018 4:14:37 PM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent (.)
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