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Suspected Cardinal Newman High School vandal declares self Satan in court
pressdemocrat.com ^ | December 21, 2016 | staff

Posted on 12/21/2016 9:35:24 PM PST by Morgana

A Guerneville man accused of toppling statues, breaking windows and ransacking the offices of Cardinal Newman High School stood before a Sonoma County judge Wednesday and declared himself to be Satan.

Andrew Faulkner, 23, was arrested Monday night inside the north Santa Rosa Catholic school where authorities believe he went on a vandalism rampage after school hours, causing about $100,000 in damage.

At his arraignment on charges of burglary, vandalism and being under the influence of methamphetamine, Faulkner waved to Judge Arthur Wick, said “hi” and concluded his brief appearance with a message.

“By the way, I’m Satan,” said Faulkner, who sported dyed pink hair and a black goatee.

“Thank you, sir,” Wick said as bailiffs led Faulkner away.

Moments before Faulkner uttered the words, his appointed lawyer declared doubt about his mental competence. Faulkner had been speaking to her in the courtroom before the judge took bench, telling her, “Big parenthesis. I’m Satan. Big capital letters. I want everyone to know.”

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TOPICS: Catholic; General Discusssion
KEYWORDS: anticatholicbigotry; catholic; satanism; school; vandal; vandalism
Drugs are bad M'kay.
1 posted on 12/21/2016 9:35:24 PM PST by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Some drugs are bad M’kay.


2 posted on 12/21/2016 9:43:01 PM PST by FreedomStar3028 (Somebody has to step forward and do what is right because it is right, otherwise no one will follow.)
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To: FreedomStar3028

He was not on Advil or Tylenol when he trashed this school.


3 posted on 12/21/2016 9:44:54 PM PST by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana
“By the way, I’m Satan,” said Faulkner, who sported dyed pink hair and a black goatee.

He would have fit right in at the Oakland Ghost Ship

4 posted on 12/21/2016 9:47:10 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Morgana

No doubt one of Hillary’s voters.


5 posted on 12/21/2016 9:51:04 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Je Suis Pepe)
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To: Morgana

He’s wrong.
According to people who have run afoul of me due to their poor life choices, I am he.
Or so they tell me.
Especially when I tell them they can’t park in my truck entrance while looking for the place directly across the street.
(Makes perfect logical sense to them to turn left away from the place they’re looking for. They tell me so.)


6 posted on 12/21/2016 9:54:13 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Morgana

He’s not bad enough to be Satan. Maybe Keith Olberman.


7 posted on 12/21/2016 9:55:46 PM PST by bigbob (We have better coverage than Verizon - Can You Hear Us Now?)
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To: Morgana

No. He was on methamphetamine. Which is, if not the worse illicit substance known to man, then a close runner up.


8 posted on 12/21/2016 10:13:16 PM PST by FreedomStar3028 (Somebody has to step forward and do what is right because it is right, otherwise no one will follow.)
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To: Morgana

That was Satan, he was damned glad to meet you...


9 posted on 12/22/2016 3:41:14 AM PST by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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To: Morgana

He claimed to be satan rather than God. FAIL


10 posted on 12/22/2016 5:50:23 AM PST by VaeVictis (~Woe to the Conquered~)
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