To: Colofornian
Possible Zombie Mormons props:
1. A bowl of lime Jell-O brains
2. Bloody golden plates that are inscribed with the Book of Mormon in an unknown language
3. "I'm a Moroni" button
4. T-shirt that reads "My great-great-grandparents went to the Mountain Meadows Massacre all I got was this bloody t-shirt"
5. Bumpersticker that reads "Ask me about my holey underwear"
22 posted on
10/25/2013 2:07:36 PM PDT by
Dr. Thorne
("How long, O Lord, holy and true?" - Rev. 6:10)
To: Dr. Thorne; All
4. T-shirt that reads "My great-great-grandparents went to the Mountain Meadows Massacre all I got was this bloody t-shirt"Yeah...the Mormons really were distributing all that bounty they stole from the Fancher & Baker parties in latter September into October in 1857. "Harvest season" that year from the Mormons included literally "harvesting" the clothing off of these emigrants' shot-up bods.
With interest...how much would all that be worth?
To: Dr. Thorne
2. Bloody golden plates that are inscribed with the Book of Mormon in an unknown language
38 posted on
10/26/2013 5:04:01 AM PDT by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: Dr. Thorne
5. Bumpersticker that reads "Ask me about my holey underwear" 
39 posted on
10/26/2013 5:05:55 AM PDT by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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