This is kinda funny. I can just see some people squirming after finding out they’ve come into contact with holy water.
Too bad it was not VX.
Then... writhing, screaming, wildly contorting, pulsating and finally melting.
Hey, folks in Bama take this holy water stuff pretty serious (I grew up there and swear this on a stack of Bibles). I will absolutely bet that the prosecutor tries very hard not to mention the word Holy Water in his summary with the judge. This would get on any judge’s mind and that of a jury.
Course, where did the Holy Water come from? How was it imported in Alabama? Was it registered with anyone? There will be some full investigation over stuff like this.