[Alex Murphy]

He can also do karaoke

I don't do karaoke. Ever.

eat 2 gallons of ice cream in a sitting

Kroger "Moon Pie" flavor? Where's my spoon?

or pee without lifting the seat.

c-y-c, I think we've confirmed that W-b-f-a is a female poster.

He certianly can, but nobody said its a good idea or that people will thank him for it.

And you don't have to read them or post on them, either. And yet here you are, again!

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

I'm not a female poster, but I still pee with hte seat down because I'm fearless like that (plus I've got precise aim).

In truth I I've been more than half joking this whole time, so I'm slightly suprised you guys have got your panty's in a wad. Lighten up my sons.