It was a joke, in the spirit of the thread regarding not recognizing a satire article.
I confess, though, we play “Amor Eterno” on Mother’s Day, even though it’s not strictly religious, although the theme is missing one’s late mother and seeing her again in Heaven.
I am a bit prickly on that topic ... I have grown mightily sick of "ministers of music" who view the Holy Mass as their plaything, and equally sick of spaghetti spined pastors who let them get away with it.
Down with OCP!!!