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Shock! Horror! Jesus' wife!
YouTube ^ | Sept. 23, 2012 | The Lutheran Satire

Posted on 09/23/2012 12:18:38 PM PDT by ReformationFan

More keen wit and observation courtesy of the Lutheran Satire.


TOPICS: Current Events; Evangelical Christian; Religion & Culture; Theology
KEYWORDS: christianity; jesus; lutheransatire; satire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiUZ2qy90_I&feature=youtu.be
1 posted on 09/23/2012 12:18:48 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: ReformationFan

It wouldn’t bother me if he had had a wife. But that was not the reason why he came to Earth.


2 posted on 09/23/2012 12:24:18 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: ReformationFan
The papyra looks to me like a piece of burlap written on with a permanent marker pen.


3 posted on 09/23/2012 12:55:38 PM PDT by Spunky (Those)
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To: ReformationFan

Satire was used many times by the OT prophets, so I think this is quite a reasonable modern response to last week’s headlines!


4 posted on 09/23/2012 1:08:07 PM PDT by Madam Theophilus
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To: ReformationFan

God knew it would be totally unacceptable for Jesus to suffer in the desert for 40 days, being nailed to a cross, and suffer a nagging wife too! ;-)


5 posted on 09/23/2012 1:10:00 PM PDT by Average Al (The Democrat party is a free range zoo.)
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LOL! Made me think of an old Sam Kinison skit....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSwG9Tojg9I

Anyone care to doctor up same fake docs about Mohammed and his favorite GOAT I mean “wife”??


6 posted on 09/23/2012 1:23:27 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: Madam Theophilus

Agreed. Lutheran Satire has many good satirical videos. Their motto is something like “Teaching the faith by making fun of stuff.”


7 posted on 09/23/2012 1:51:22 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: Dallas59

E X A C T L Y. Doesn’t bother me but wouldn’t change a thing. Those who think we know everything about His Mission are those who know little.


8 posted on 09/23/2012 1:51:30 PM PDT by RIghtwardHo
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To: jakerobins

That was good!


9 posted on 09/23/2012 2:53:34 PM PDT by Average Al (The Democrat party is a free range zoo.)
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To: jakerobins

“Anyone care to doctor up same fake docs about Mohammed and his favorite GOAT I mean “wife”??”

He did not start using goats until his favorite wife got too old to be enjoyed, you know, about 11 years of age. That is when he started hang around the sheep hearders. Young goats only last about 6 months before they have to be traded in for a newer model. It was this debacle that lead him to state that heaven would provide 27 virgins.

I have often wondered how long 27 virgins would last. Once you went through them would you get another 27? If yes, then would you not be getting an unlimited supply of virgins? Why the limit of 27 virgins? After that are you then kicked out of heaven? Is this the highest number that he could come up with that the people would understand? Or do the virgins regenerate after fornication to be virgins again? That would be creepy and just a little bit of false advertising. I mean after an infinity of time, those virgins just might be showing a little bit age on them without some kind of intervention. Is that really truth in advertising? Or maybe you get 27 virgins and they stay virgins because you are unable to fornicate with thme. That would answer most of these questions and would add a little humor to the discussion. You know fly a plane into a building so that you can WATCH 27 virgins walking around your tent.


10 posted on 09/23/2012 2:55:25 PM PDT by dirtymac (Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. Really NOW!!!!)
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