Skip to comments.Shock! Horror! Jesus' wife!
Posted on 09/23/2012 12:18:38 PM PDT by ReformationFan
More keen wit and observation courtesy of the Lutheran Satire.
It wouldn’t bother me if he had had a wife. But that was not the reason why he came to Earth.
Satire was used many times by the OT prophets, so I think this is quite a reasonable modern response to last week’s headlines!
God knew it would be totally unacceptable for Jesus to suffer in the desert for 40 days, being nailed to a cross, and suffer a nagging wife too! ;-)
LOL! Made me think of an old Sam Kinison skit....
Anyone care to doctor up same fake docs about Mohammed and his favorite GOAT I mean “wife”??
Agreed. Lutheran Satire has many good satirical videos. Their motto is something like “Teaching the faith by making fun of stuff.”
E X A C T L Y. Doesn’t bother me but wouldn’t change a thing. Those who think we know everything about His Mission are those who know little.
That was good!
“Anyone care to doctor up same fake docs about Mohammed and his favorite GOAT I mean wife??”
He did not start using goats until his favorite wife got too old to be enjoyed, you know, about 11 years of age. That is when he started hang around the sheep hearders. Young goats only last about 6 months before they have to be traded in for a newer model. It was this debacle that lead him to state that heaven would provide 27 virgins.
I have often wondered how long 27 virgins would last. Once you went through them would you get another 27? If yes, then would you not be getting an unlimited supply of virgins? Why the limit of 27 virgins? After that are you then kicked out of heaven? Is this the highest number that he could come up with that the people would understand? Or do the virgins regenerate after fornication to be virgins again? That would be creepy and just a little bit of false advertising. I mean after an infinity of time, those virgins just might be showing a little bit age on them without some kind of intervention. Is that really truth in advertising? Or maybe you get 27 virgins and they stay virgins because you are unable to fornicate with thme. That would answer most of these questions and would add a little humor to the discussion. You know fly a plane into a building so that you can WATCH 27 virgins walking around your tent.
What’s this about goats? It’s not something I’ve ever heard before.
Also, LIIIIIVE, MY THREAD! LIIIIVE! </necromancer>
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