Posted on 09/03/2012 1:50:57 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
Apparently, there are a few nitwits who still believe in the hopey-changey crapola.
An Obama calendar sold in Charlotte this week compares the failed president to Jesus Christ. Here is the August 2013 page from the “Keep the Dream Alive” calendar:
(IMAGE AT LINK)
There’s even a video to accompany the calendar:
(VIDEO AT LINK)
What part of “worst jobs president since the Great Depression” do they not understand?
Blasphemy.
Whereas Christ was born of a virgin, Obama was born of a woman who would sleep with any commie that would show her a drop of attention.
I was not aware that Jesus ran for the President of the US.
I don’t recall Him ever being in the US.
I must go re read my Bible.
why not Mohammed seeing as they appease islam and muslims, oh wait silly me the turd pokers and the left would never want to insult islam as they know death could be on them
Hypocrites
Tacky.
Major, Major blasphemy!
These lost souls are going to be so susceptible to the anti-Christ.
Jesus vs Elvis
The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Just check the following parallels for yourself!
Jesus said “Love the neighbor.”
Elvis said “Don't be cruel.”
Jesus is the Lord's shepherd
Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd
Jesus was part of the Trinity.
Elvis’ first band was a trio.
Jesus walked on water.
Elvis surfed (Blue Hawaii, 1965)
Jesus’ entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members
Elvis’ entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members
Jesus was resurrected.
Elvis had the famous 1968 “Comeback” TV special and many posthumous mall sightings.
Jesus said “If a man thirst, let him come to me, and drink.”(Jn 7:37).
Elvis said “Drinks on me”(Jail House Rock, 1957).
Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights.
Elvis also had irregular eating habits(eg, 5 banana split breakfast).
Jesus is a Capricorn (Dec 25)
Elvis is a Capricorn (Jan 8)
Matthew was a biographer of Jesus.
Neil Matthews was a biographer of Elvis (A Golden Tribute).
“Jesus countenance...like lightning...raiment snow white.”(Mt 28:3)
Elvis wore snow white jumpsuits with lightning bolts.
Jesus lived in a state of grace in a near-eastern land.
Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.
Jesus’ mother Mary had an immaculate conception.
Elvis’ wife Priscilla went to Immaculate Conception H.S.
People called Jesus a “...glutton and a drunk.”(Lk 7:34)
People called Elvis “...a overweight druggie...”.
Jesus died for us.
Young girls would ‘die for’ Elvis.
Jesus was born in humble surroundings.
Elvis was born in Mississippi.
Even today Jesus has a cult following.
Even today Elvis has a cult following.
Jesus was called “King of Israel..”(John 12:13)
Elvis was called “King of Rock n’Roll”
Was Elvis the 20th-century re-incarnation of Jesus? Hum...
Now you’re comparing Bambi with Christ — please don’t do that.
Obama’s name should not be mentioned in the same sentence with Christ’s. Remember that the DNC is rife with muslims — they’re just trying to please them.
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