Two men were shipwrecked near an island. When they landed ashore, one of them began screaming and yelling, Were going to die! Were going to die! Theres no food! No water! Were going to die!
The second man leaned calmly against a palm tree.
When the first man saw how calm his friend was, he went crazy and shouted, Dont you understand?! Were going to die!!Undisturbed, the second man replied, You dont understand, I make $100,000 a week.
Dumbfounded, the first man looked at him and asked, What difference does that make?!? Were on an island with no food and no water! Were going to DIE!!!
The second man answered, You just dont get it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a week. Wherever I am, my pastor will be sure to find me!
Interesting. I have never heard.