Posted on 05/10/2010 8:16:49 PM PDT by delacoert
MORMON
ATTITUDES OF SUPERIORITY
1. Im Superior; I have a special gift of the holy Ghost -- you dont! 2. Im Superior; I have Gods true priesthood power -- you dont! 3. Im Superior; I can go in Gods secret Temple -- you cant! 4. Im Superior; Ive been Endowed with special Gifts and Knowledge -- youre just normal! 5. Im Superior; Ill have my family with me in heaven -- youll be with strangers! 6. Im Superior; Im becoming a God -- you arent! 7. Im Superior; My women know their place as servants of man and yours dont. 8. Im Superior; YOUR creeds are wrong because they come from man - mine comes from God (you can find each one printed in our Scriptures). 9. Im Superior; I dont HAVE a creed - Ive got 13 Articles of Faith. 10. I'm Superior; I have 4 "Bibles"-- the standard works (5 if you count the JST) -- you've only got one: in as far as it is translated correctly. 11. Im Superior; I can lie with impunity about such things as church membership, church growth, church doctrine, church history, church influence, etc. -- You cant. 12. Im Superior; I am right (everybody knows) when I say 'evangelical' Christians are lunatics -- -- Youre a hideous narrow-minded bigot, who is persecuting me by practicing discrimination by saying I'm not a Christian. 13. I'm Superior; I have a testimony about a prophet -- you don't. 14. I'm Superior; I have a Scripture-producing Amos 3:7 prophet -- you don't 15. Im Superior; I have a Living Prophet who talks to god every day -- you have a dim-witted hireling of Satan who only talks to himself. 16. I'm Superior; I have my calling & election made sure -- you don't. 17. Im Superior; I have magic underwear to protect me from the bogey man -- you dont. 18. Im Superior; I have secret clasps and grips to give the angel so I get admitted to the celestial kingdom -- you dont ;so you cant. 19. I'm Superior; I know secret handshake codes for afterlife entrances-- you don't. 20. Im Superior; I will see Joseph Smith setting on the right hand of GOD, when I get to Mormon heaven, and he will recognize me and judge me favorably -- Youre on your own; when you get to wherever youre going! 21. Im Superior; Im going to hie to Kolob -- youre going to who knows where. 22. Im Superior; I get to have a harem and act like a celestial stud for time and all eternity -- you dont. 23. Im Superior; I have sun stones, moon stones, sky stones, cloud stones, Saturn stones, and the evil eye of Osirus guarding my temple -- all you have is a stupid cross. 24. Im Superior; My church has billions in assets stashed away -- yours has taken a stupid vow of poverty. 25. I'm Superior; Last - we have the power to keep a whole race out of our priesthood if we wanted to reinsert our 148-year legacy (we ARE still keeping an entire GENDER at bay!) Revision 46.1
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Hey!!
OUR church is delievering 600 temporary housing kits* to HAITI!!!
Just what is YOURS doing; HUH???!!
* (some cement, some 24's and some metal roofing.)
MormonDude was SO incensed he forgot to sign his screed!
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“So I think your answer is correct. Your God is definitely different from mine.”
Absolutely true! Truest thing you’ve ever written here, in
my opinion.
Mormonism’s god:
... used to be a man!
... is just one of trillions of other mormonite gods!
... not all powerful (omnipotent) - just another god in the mormon pantheon of gods.
... changeable
... unable to save eternally
... mormon god guilty of attempted identity theft of the real god - trying to use His name and sacred message.
The real God of Christianity:
... ALWAYS God. ALWAYS will be God. He won’t change.
... THE ONLY God. Just ONE.
... Omnipotent, omnipresent, loving, just, eternal, unchangeable, HOLY.
... Able to save eternally and provided a way.
... The Real Deal.
It is rare on these threads that I see such an open
admission of who the mormon god really is and why
he (and mrs. god) fall so short from the HOLY God
of the Bible.
NO, Mormons worship a false god if they buy into Joseph Smiths nonsense.
Yours is mean, small, petty, condemning and puny.
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After all it was our Jesus who threw Lucifer, the little brother of the mormon jesus, out of Heaven...
How more more mean, small, petty, condemning and puny can ya get than that ???
Yours is mean, small, petty, condemning and puny.
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But Sandy its not my Jesus that is keeping you out of the mormon after life just because you are a female...
Thats your mormon jesus that is doing that...
Which mormon god?
The mormons aren't 'Christian' and Joe Smith new nothing about religion. He received the worst fake prophet award after he was shot escaping from Jail.
According to the Mormon scriptures (Doctrine and Covenants, Abraham 3) our galaxy, if not all galaxies, is posited to contain countless planets either already, or soon to be, inhabited by human-type life. The greatest of these planets is Kolob.
Kolob is said to be the greatest of the planets because it is "nearest unto the throne of God." But, it is also "the greatest of all the Kokau-beam that thou hast seen" ... "which signifies stars or all the great lights which were in the firmament of heaven." Moreover, at least two stars and possibly fifteen or more stars and planets, the Moon, the Earth, and the Sun receive their light from Kolob. Kolob also is said to be surrounded by many great stars which are near unto it (Abraham 3:2). According to this same passage (Abraham 3) the greater the planet the longer its rotational period. Kolob, the greatest, has a day equal to 1000 years.
“after he was shot escaping from Jail”
Joseph Smith and his brother were murdered in cold blood. But thanks for letting us know where you stand in the anti Mormon parade.
“But Sandy its not my Jesus that is keeping you out of the mormon after life just because you are a female...”
Wow! You are God Almighty. You know exactly what will happen to me in the after life. Silly me; I thought God Himself and the Savior were in charge of the after life.
How did your ‘first prophet’ of Mormonism get a pistol in a jail cell? And when he used it by shoving his hand out the door of the jail, to shoot two men —on the outside of the jail cell— oh, never mind, Saundra, it is clear you will twist the Historical facts to suit the image of your sexual degenerate ‘first prophet of Mormonism’.
Sandy it is your LDS that teaches woman having no standing without being called by their husbands.
Joseph Smith and his brother were murdered in cold blood
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Joey Smith probably shot his own brother...
In cold blood ???
Well Joey Smith also murdered two other men...in cold blood so yes...
Joey Smith had guns smuggled in to him in jail...
He intended to murder some unsuspecting men in cold blood...
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