Get over it.
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History teacher at school: "In 1861, the..." [Lurker, interrupting her]: "It was 140 plus years ago. Get over it."
(So, I guess you're telling the Salt Lake Trib, the Deseret News, the Billings Gazette, the Casper Star Tribune, and the Laramie Herald Extra, and any other newspaper that coverered this within the past week that they should just ignore articles tied to whatever your specific sand timer is good for, tolerance-wise?)