ZOT: Religion or Spiritualism or Viking Kitty Food?

Authorized King James Version | 2009/7/12 | Amos

[mnehring]

This calls for the infamous Chewbacca defense-

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1974564/chewbacca_defense/

[Religion Moderator]

Kitties like to play with their food sometimes.

[rabscuttle385]

Thank you :-D

[darkangel82]

ibtz

[Lauren BaRecall]

Come out little troll. Please make more paragraphs next time!

[GOP_Raider]

Yep, still alive.

[Quix]

IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF

you would like readers

to consider your post . . . uhhhhhhhhh

coherent

and

worth pausing to read . . .

You might TRY VERY VERY VERY HARD

to . . .

1. put it in paragraphs 4-8 lines long.

2. string together as many related rational thoughts, phrases, sentences as may be possible given the synapses at work . . .

3. leave the reader with some sort of rational impression that the reader MIGHT, at least MIGHT, have some coherent rational response to . . . i.e. beyond jaw dropping guffaws.

4. Of course IF this is just some exercise in recreational out-of-body—out-of-mind

quasi-pseudo-spiritual

mumbojumbo . . . then you seem to have ended up in the wrong place. You might try KOS.

[TheConservativeParty]

My HS english teacher would stroke out just looking at that, let alone trying to read it.

MODERATORS: Check out this article posting

APPLY TROLL SPRAY PLEASE!!!

And send an exorcist too! Possible demonic possession! Call out the BIG GUNS!

[Lauren BaRecall]

We are not aliens we are people....

No, WE are people, YOU are DEVO!

[MHGinTN]

Paragraphs are your friends, newbie.

[LibFreeOrDie]

http://office.microsoft.com/clipart/preview.aspx?AssetID=MMj0318063&Query=cuckoo+clock&Scope=23&CTT=1&Origin=EC790000121033&QueryID=vylF6lxPU&AssetCol=MMj0354504,MMj0318063,MMj0356621

[skimask]

Bye Bye. Oh and by the way, do you take a shower every day? Your mommy must not have taught you about personal hygiene or else she thought it was the states job. No wonder no one likes you. It must suck being you.

[Tennessee Nana]

Viking Kitties..

Patroling the front lines of the battle on trolling...

:)

[rabscuttle385]

if you think so everyone around you will be pettig you to sleep and you can say goodnight ZZZZZZ im tired its 11:40 so Goodnight no you can go to sleep normally

I see it's time to teach you The Troll's Prayer. Normally said before going to sleep, it goes like this.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Mods my soul to keep;
Should I be zotted before I wake,
I pray the Mods my soul to take.

Good night, troll! Sleep tight.

Too bad your sleep will be of the eternal kind.

[ejonesie22]

[mamelukesabre]

And...

5. don’t try to post in prose.

[darkangel82]

lol

[ejonesie22]

Attack...

[Domandred]

ZOTTED by wall of text!

[50cal Smokepole]

Meet the kitty.....