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My God is red hot!
MainstreamConservative.com ^ | April 16, 2008 | Josh Painter

Posted on 04/16/2008 8:13:35 PM PDT by Josh Painter

RightNation.US member lyria checked out the scene as the visiting Benedict XVI made his way through the nation's capitol today. According to a delightfully hilarious post by lyria, the hawkers were strange enough, but:

The real show was the protesters. I love a good freakshow. When I heard the angry voice through the bullhorn, I was expecting a gay rights group, a reproductive rights group, or maybe something about female ordination or the pedophilia scandals. No..... They were protesting the existence of Catholicism. No, really, they were. I am not joking. Once I realized it, I started looking for the Death Cookie Chick tracts! Alas, they had none. I was hoping to expand my collection...

Sorry for all net shouting, but since the bullhorn was right in front of me only excessive use of capital letters can really capture the moment. He never actually looked at me except the one time, which was weird.

Bullhorn Guy: .... YOUR GOD CAN DIE! THAT'S WHY HE RIDES AROUND IN A POPEMOBILE!
Me: Excuse me.
Bullhorn Guy: OUR GOD IS ETERNAL! OUR GOD IS THE LIVING GOD!
Me, waving at him: Excuse me.
Bullhorn Guy: BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR FALSE GOD!
Me: I'd just like to ask you one quick question.
Bullhorn Guy: JUST A SEC! I HAVE TO ANSWER A QUICK QUESTION!
Me: What church are you with?
Bullhorn Guy: WHAT CHURCH AM I WITH! (note the punctuation. That was distinctly not a question mark.) I AM A BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIAN! I AM WASHED IN THE BLOOD OF CHRIST! I WILL GO TO HEAVEN WHEN I DIE!
Me: Excuse me, would you call yourself an Evangelical?
Bullhorn Guy: YOU CATHOLICS ARE GOING TO HELL!
Me: I'm an atheist. (Yeah, I'm not really. But there is no neat label for me.)
Bullhorn Guy: *blink*
Bullhorn Guy: YOUR GOD CAN DIE! THAT'S WHY HE RIDES AROUND IN A POPEMOBILE! OUR GOD IS ETERNAL! OUR GOD IS THE LIVING GOD!

Bullhorn Guy was actually saying, "My God is red hot. Your god ain't doodley squat." And so he has inspired another Painter parody! The tune of "My Girl is Red Hot" started running through my brain, and I knew I just couldn't rest until I had unmerciufully tortured another song. So, with apologies to Ronnie Hawkins & the Hawks:

My God is Red Hot

My God is red hot - your god aint doodley squat! Yeah! My God is red hot - your god aint doodley squat Well my God's eternal, but your god's gonna rot.

Well I gotta go out and spread the news, My god don't like Catholics and Jooos, My God is red hot - your god aint doodley squat! (repeat) Well my god's eternal, but your god's gonna rot.

Well your religion is a joke, mine is pure When my kids get sick, my God's the only cure My God is red hot - your god aint doodley squat! (repeat) Well my god's eternal, but your god's gonna rot. Oh rock it...

Well your God's false, my God's true I'm goin' to heaven no matter what I do My God is red hot - your god aint doodley squat! (repeat) Well my God's eternal, but your god's gonna rot.

Well out of all the gods, my God's the best, He don't like them cultists in the L-D-S My God is red hot - your god aint doodley squat! (repeat) Well my God's eternal, but your god's gonna rot.

Wonder if Bullhorn Guy and his merry band are Huckabee supporters?

- JP


TOPICS: Catholic; Current Events; Humor
KEYWORDS: benedict; pope; protesters
Just one of the signs the protesters carried:

ROMAN CATHOLICS
ARE THE
DEVIL
YOU ARE GOING
TO GO TO:
HELL

1 posted on 04/16/2008 8:13:35 PM PDT by Josh Painter
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To: Josh Painter

There are loons of every stripe.


2 posted on 04/16/2008 8:16:55 PM PDT by tennteacher (Hunter Conservative)
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To: Josh Painter

As long as the Muslims go first (Big grin).

Seriously tho, I’m confused. Did I miss an announcement or something?

When did the Pope become God?


3 posted on 04/16/2008 8:20:37 PM PDT by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: Josh Painter

Slash-and-burn evangelism strikes again!


4 posted on 04/16/2008 8:23:35 PM PDT by sandyeggo
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To: Josh Painter

I have seen this before, professionals refer to it as........ Pope-Mobile envy. lol


5 posted on 04/16/2008 8:24:55 PM PDT by fishhound (Boycott the Olympics in China.)
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To: Josh Painter
Me: I'm an atheist. (Yeah, I'm not really. But there is no neat label for me.)

I know that feeling. I told a guy the other day that I was a 7th day agnostic. Which still isnt right.

6 posted on 04/16/2008 9:34:40 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: fishhound

Pope Derangement Syndrome


7 posted on 04/16/2008 10:02:50 PM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus (Gosh! I sure envy you guys who get in before the Tard Ping!)
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To: Josh Painter

BS


8 posted on 04/16/2008 10:40:51 PM PDT by make no mistake
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To: Josh Painter
My God is RED hot!

Your god aint doodly squat!!;-)

9 posted on 04/16/2008 10:46:29 PM PDT by Clemenza (I Live in New Jersey for the Same Reason People Slow Down to Look at Car Crashes)
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To: NaughtiusMaximus; fishhound

You too are too funny!


10 posted on 04/16/2008 10:52:13 PM PDT by BlueDragon (...the angels want to wear my red shoes. red shoes!)
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To: BlueDragon; NaughtiusMaximus; fishhound

oops poor proofreading . You two, I mean


11 posted on 04/16/2008 10:53:36 PM PDT by BlueDragon (...the angels want to wear my red shoes. red shoes!)
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To: Josh Painter

Evangelicals, like Huckabee and his supporters may not agree with everything the Catholics religion teaches but still respect the Pope and the Catholic Church. The protester said very mean things and was not representing Evangelical views. We are united in worshiping the same God and Son of God, Jesus.


12 posted on 04/16/2008 11:01:35 PM PDT by make no mistake
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To: Josh Painter

Hehe... One crazed nut with a five years’ growth of scraggly beard was screaming out, “The Pope controls the U.S. government! Even they obey what he tells them to do!”

I was thinking, “Yeah, I wish!”


13 posted on 04/17/2008 6:21:55 AM PDT by dangus
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To: Josh Painter

>> Wonder if Bullhorn Guy and his merry band are Huckabee supporters? <<

HUH? Fred Phelps, for instance, donated huge sums to Al Gore.


14 posted on 04/17/2008 6:22:44 AM PDT by dangus
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To: Shadowstrike

>> When did the Pope become God? <<

Well, if you don’t know, Opus Dei is NEVER gonna let me tell you.


15 posted on 04/17/2008 6:23:43 AM PDT by dangus
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To: make no mistake

Naw, I was there. There were a small number (I saw two) of deranged fundamentalists protesting. (Note, please, that “deranged” is used to modify, not amplify, “fundamentalist.”) The left was also there: someone had hired a truck to circle the (very large) block with a truck asking “When will women have equality?” Let’s just say the driver didn’t look Catholic.


16 posted on 04/17/2008 6:27:25 AM PDT by dangus
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To: make no mistake
Evangelicals, like Huckabee and his supporters may not agree with everything the Catholics religion teaches but still respect the Pope and the Catholic Church. The protester said very mean things and was not representing Evangelical views. We are united in worshiping the same God and Son of God, Jesus.

Ten thousand dittos.

17 posted on 04/17/2008 6:35:39 AM PDT by Skooz (Any nation that would elect Hillary Clinton as its president has forfeited its right to exist.)
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To: Josh Painter

His god is red hot? Does that mean his god is Moloch? Or maybe Satan? Saying stuff like that, one suspects so.


18 posted on 04/17/2008 6:41:28 AM PDT by -YYZ- (Strong like bull, smart like ox.)
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To: Shadowstrike

A lot of protestants can’t tell the difference between deference, respect, veneration and worship, and therefore confound the deference and respect Latin Christians show the Bishop of Rome with worship. (Just like they confuse the veneration shown to the relics of saints or to the Holy Icons with worship.)


19 posted on 04/17/2008 6:49:46 AM PDT by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know. . .)
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To: The_Reader_David
There's a lot to that. I think part of the problem is that their religion consists not of any sacrifices to God, but only prayer and praise, so any prayer or praise not directed to the Deity looks like idolatry.

But as we know, there's no confusion about what is due the Supreme Godhead and what is due man when one is attending the Divine Liturgy. I haven't ever been to a Mass offered to St. Peter or to the Divine Pope of Rome!

20 posted on 04/17/2008 7:03:11 AM PDT by Claud
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To: Josh Painter

Where do these Fundamentalists get their “facts” about Catholicism? This Papal protestor makes Jack Chick look ecumenical.


21 posted on 04/17/2008 8:23:19 AM PDT by ChurtleDawg (voting only encourages them)
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