Pope Set to Make Mark on U.S. Church

Guardian Unlimited ^ | April 12, 2007 | ERIC GORSKI (AP Religion Writer)

[Tax-chick]

This would be a good place for it. I’m sure Frank and friends can manage a cyber-exorcism of some of the creepier things.

[Frank Sheed]

I will invite Fr. Gabriel Amorth to post! He has prayers he has collected over the years for all kinds of occasions, spells and other evil doings. He may even have one for an “undead thread.”

F

[sionnsar]

Well, one for good health for the Undead Thread would be good, but we definitely need the lower levels of the UT exorcised. It's getting difficult to get down to the whisky distillery safely.

[Monkey Face]

Darks has been busy with other endeavors. However, I think he and DC need to come in some weekend and make something in the forges that can clear the way in the lower corridors.

Perhaps then, the doors and walls won’t shift so much.

We can’t allow the distillery, the brew vats, or the wine vats to be compromised. That would be disastrous!

[Dead Corpse]

It's getting difficult to get down to the whisky distillery safely.

I'm done using Storage B-21. It's above the forge by two levels, so you should be well clear of the Bunnies, zombies, and drunken dwarves. Also pretty close to a central water circulation line as well in case you need supplemental potable water.

[Tax-chick]

I wondered why the cupboard was looking rather bare! Thought maybe Vlad was tippling.

[NicknamedBob]

"And I think Pope Benedict would enjoy the company."

Don't forget that we already hosted one saint and his small retinue.

We've also been in the religion forum twice without being struck by thunderbolts or other Zot phenomena.

And when folks look Heavenward, aren't they looking toward us?

[Tax-chick]

Oh, excellent points!

[NicknamedBob]

"Ordain" at least implies or connotes a ritual of anointment or laying on of hands.

Heh, heh, heh! It's quite amazing what things I can dredge up from my dark and sordid past.

No titles, please. It's just Bob.

[right-wingin_It]

Roger Cardinal Mahony has 1,415 days until his mandatory resignation letter is due on the Pope's desk.

That's 3.8 years.

Thank you for that factoid. There will be great rejoicing on that day. Oh, the anticipation!

[Tax-chick]

And keep in mind that he posted that three days ago, so it’s closer now :-).

[right-wingin_It]

And keep in mind that he posted that three days ago, so it’s closer now :-).

Wooo Hoo! :)

We might have to re-consider that "celebrate-everyday" mantra from the left.

[Tax-chick]

Kind of like waiting for Fidel Castro to die ...

[sionnsar]

Folks, welcome to our May home. We have a special treat, the Pope is here to welcome us!

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Uh oh... he saw the lower levels of the Castle...

[Tax-chick]

"What do you think, Phil? Are we going to move in with these religious guys for a month?"

"I guess it will have to do, Vince ... but they sure have some loud outfits on!"

"Hey, fellas! I think that white-haired moke's going to issue a Universal Indult, right in front of us!"

[Jet Jaguar]

LOL!

A good pick.

I was, sorta, hoping we could hijack the high post numbered other thread, “Will FR embrace socialism to make way for Rudy Giuliani as a Republican presidential candidate?” and drive to the end point.

BTTT

[tuliptree76]

I need to work on something to move next time.

[sionnsar]

I thought about that, given the high numbers, but quickly decided it would be better to stay far away from that thread.

Besides, the numbers were way above the point where the Mods had suggested we move on to a new thread. They don't like overlong threads.

[Tax-chick]

"Do we have to go to the Latin Mass, Daddy? I like electric guitars better!"

"Shut up, Anoreth, or I'll make you wear a dress and high heels and a lace veil made from the dining room curtains."

[Tax-chick]

the numbers were way above the point where the Mods had suggested we move on to a new thread

Do you think the Mods will ZOT JimRob's vanity for space reasons? :-).

However, it might get so slow that people will lose interest when their posts don't show up for an hour or more!