Posted on 01/24/2007 9:39:24 AM PST by STD
Hi, I'm Larry King.
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth...
(Homer fast-forwards over all the `begets')
... lest I come and smite the earth with a curse. Well, that's it. Old Fred is standing by, we'll get some coffee, we'll get some matzo-ball soup. I love the San Antonio Spurs, by the way, if you're betting on the NBA this year, I think they'll win it all. So I guess there's nothing more to say but... [closing music]
Of course, since it ends with Malachi 4:6, another version will also be necessary.
LOL. You haven't forgotten, have you. His father read through the whole Bible with him on his lap before he was baptized.
I have gots to get me one of them...
I like the ESV. You can read and listen to it online at...
http://gnpcb.org/esv/browse/
Bingo. He's talked my kids to sleep for more than 20 years, now. Inocculating them with God's Word, while simultaneously exposing them to the English language at its peak. In terms of English vocabulary and mastery of grammar and syntax, they excel. When we watch Shakespeare plays, my rug rats laugh at the jokes that go right past me.
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