Van Halen Front Man Knocks Himself Out On Tour (David Lee Roth Attempts '15th Century Samurai' Move)

Ananova ^ | September 24, 2003 | wire staff

[riri]

I think he did (or does) have some type of cancer. Eddie, right?

He is also an alcoholic. I think coffee cup filled with booze first thing in the am, type of alcoholic.

[Rocko]

I'm sure every rock musician from that era is worn to a frazzle.

[L.N. Smithee]

He has called off seven dates of the tour of clubs and theatres because of the injury. Two dates had been cancelled because of Hurricane Isabel.

Two dates cancelled after Hurricane Isabel? Hmmmm, he doesn't handle the groupies the way he used to.

[Queen Jadis]

Thanks. Yes that would explain it...I think he had cancer of the mouth (often brought on by excessive alchohol intake). Eddie and David just look baaaaaaad. As i said before it's sad, this is not regular aging it's HARD living.

[Dan from Michigan]

Might as well Jump! JUMP!

[Yeti]

47? Then I'm 15, when I went to my first VH show.

The man's a poster-boy for long term cocaine abuse.

[Big Giant Head]

I'm sure every rock musician from that era is worn to a frazzle.

Hey! I resemble that remark. The older I get the better I look. I even went back to school!

[pubmom]

No NuHart hair clinic for him, LOL!

HLL, regarding his underthings, I doubt he's going to change his lifelong habits just because he's older.

He'll be a hit with all the ladies when he moves to a retirement home. :)

[philo]

Yikes

A male camel toe

[LibKill]

Poor Dave. He shot himself in the butt when he broke with Van Halen. He hasn't had a top ten hit since.

And he has not learned how to age gracefully.

Poor silly dumb S.O.B.

[Bullish]

David's always been a psycho. His knobs go to 11.

[Chantal]

Don't you think it's time for grandpa to slow down...did he pass the drug test?

[Senator Pardek]

Dave convinced the band after they signed to lower their ages in the press by a few years to increase record sales with teens. There's no way DLR was 22 when the first album was released.

Heck - the band formed in '74.

[F16Fighter]

Is that David Lee Roth, OR former Raider QB, Kenny Stabler?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Thanks to the wonders of modern technology...we have audio from the actual incident.

Click Here for the Audio...

[Yeti]

So you think he shave 15 years off? That's what it looks like!

A few months ago my brother in law showed me a video of the new Lynard Skynard live. Man, the new guitarist. Scary. Very, very scary.

[Clintons Are White Trash]

That's not camel toe, that's just where he stores his bratwurst.

[azcap]

Classic Daffy Duck

This link shows the maneuver.

 

http://www.missyouso.com/games/castrol/daffy.shtml

[mhking]

Just damn.

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[NeoCaveman]

IF David Lee Roth fronts for Van halen, I'll buy a ticket.