Cult! Fear and loathing in College Station (Texas A&M Cult Alert)

Daily Utah Chronicle (University of Utah) ^ | September 11, 2003 | Chris Bellamy

[TexasNative2000]

Aliens kidnapped the TRUE Longhorn football team. There ain't no other explanation.

Sure there is. Your head coach is a great recruiter but a LOUSY coach.

[austinTparty]

Well, there is that... but I prefer the alien abduction theory.

[El Rancho]

1) A&M IS older. You can take that to mean whatever you want. Let it go.

2)EVERYONE at UT denies that A&M is a good school.

3)The Aggie War Hymn isn't something we "just thought up." It's been a while. Several times longer than I'll guess you are old.

4)I've been to fish camp. They do not brainwash you at fish camp to believe that all t-sips suck. They just assume that you know when you come. But yes, they do teach you all about traditions. Is there a problem with that, jackass?

[jsbankston]

First of all, there won't be a sip victory. Second of all, you left out the most important facts: the sips were on the field -- i.e. breaking the law, trespassing, etc., and were told to get off. Third, I can guarantee that if YOU go on the field, you will get beaten up -- rather badly, either by me or by others willing to protect our turf. If you don't enjoy pain, don't go on our field.

Okay, Okay, you are right. In a fight between the A&M Corps and UT Co-eds the Aggies will win every time. However, on the football field, baseball field, basketball court or academics the University of Texas will stomp the Aggies every time.

Okay, Okay, I will give one more thing to the Aggies. When a member of the Aggie Corps pulls a weapon on a member of the Rice Band and chases him around the field threatening to kill him the Aggies also win.

BTW-After the 1999 Bon Fire Tragedy it was the students and staff of the University of Texas at Austin who donated more blood than any other university including Texas A&M.