[annyokie]

I guess that Ford F-150 doesn't make the grade, TG!

[Slings and Arrows]

Ping!

[tallhappy]

What nonsense.

Anyone who doesn't walk or build their own flying machine is gay.

I tell you, the garbage posted at this great site...

[Slings and Arrows]

Ford Bronco, as hetero as they come.

[Bogey78O]

The Porsche Boxter is gay?

[LibKill]

Chevy S-10. Definately NOT gay.

[Godebert]

Cars that were just "gay enough" were the BMW Z4, Jeep Wrangler, Porsche Boxster and the VW Golf.

....And any car with that faggot rainbow bumpersticker.

[HitmanLV]

Chicks love my Saab 9-3.

[RichInOC]

I used to have a VW Cabriolet.

[muggs]

Great, my boss just gave me his purple Special Edition Chrysler PT Cruiser with flames on the side. Now everyone is going to think I'm gay. After I tell my husband about this, he'll never drive the thing again.

[whereasandsoforth]

What about my pink and white Nash Metropolitan?

[Rokke]

As a recently former resident of Madison, WI, I can say unequivically that the ultimate gay car is any Subaru. There is about a 98% chance that any Subaru you see has a little rainbow sticker on it somewhere. Behind the Subaru is anything that looks like a Geo Tracker.
I own two Volvo's, a mini-van and a Citroen. To avoid being confused as a sweater wearing tree hugger, I've slapped prominant Bush/Cheney stickers on my Volvo's. I don't drive the Citroen anymore. I'm pretty sure I'd be shot at. I may just paint it yellow, put a white flag on the antenna and enter it in a demo derby.

[TRY ONE]

How about the Grand Prix ?

[kstewskis]

LOL!

I guess you're safe, shaggy! :)

[cmsgop]

What is an Audi A-3 ???

[TommyDale]

Well, I have a Jeep Grand Cherokee, a Porsche and a PT Cruiser. The ladies like them all, and I haven't been approached by one single homo.

[per loin]

Let's be both honest and realistic about this. Any car newer than mine is gay.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

You be the judge.

PS: my car (seriously!):

[Scenic Sounds]

How gay is your car?

It's questions like this that convince me that all is still well with the world! ;-)

[Captainpaintball]

Would a Hummer with the phrases "GAY GUY ON BOARD", "SAUSAGE SMUGGLER", "I LIKE MAN JUNK" or "VAG-ETARIAN" be considered gay?

[LizardQueen]

Uh-oh, my husband is a dedicated Golf owner/driver.

And I'm looking at a Subaru for my next car.

Does that mean he's gay and I'm a lesbian? ::lol::;

I drive an Integra now - I think it's a chick vehicle but I'm not sure. It's almost 12 years old, getting near the end of it's life span (bummer, it's been a great car).

LQ

[Revolting cat!]

If you axe me this is as fruity as they come. Can be ridden limpwristed while lisping, too!

[philetus]

Car That Can Park Itself Put on Sale (in Japan) by Toyota

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/974212/posts

If that isn't gay, what is?

[scott7278]

[4mycountry]

I think PT Cruisers are great, and I am NOT GAY! Guess I'm just a freak of nature, eh?

[Mr. Thorne]

Pontiac Firebird, 305 V8. 1991. Manual transmission.

My greatest regret in life is that I gave up my candy apple red, 1983 Trans Am, manual, 305, after a fender bender. Should've fixed that car up. That baby was fast.

If the Firebird/TA is gay, I'm in deeeeeep trouble. Those are the only cars I've ever owned. 1981, 1983, 1987, 1991.

Hell, I'm due for an upgrade. Ram air, with t-tops and a manual transmission, if you please. Oh, and nothing less than a 305 will do. And make it black or red, none of this yellow or teal stuff...

[Revolting cat!]

Dude, the answer is blowing in the public john off Castro Street! Axe the manufacturers. If they can and do "target" certain models at certain "market segments" - example: VW Golf at 20 sumping chicks - doncha think they are targeting this or that model at this particular consumer group? Start by checking out magazines and newspapers read by momma's fruitcakes. I suspect, without doing any research, that small "fun" ragtops are being advertised.

[Pharmboy]

Ahem. May I present...

THE MAZDA MIATA

(Hey there, sailor, in town long?)

[Dan from Michigan]

No Ford Explorers.....Thank God!!!!!!

[InvisibleChurch]

these cars are 'gay', if you know what i mean

[Mr. Mojo]

According to the Telegraph heterosexual cars include the Lamborghini Murcielago, Ferrari Enzo and Alfa Romeos. The Renault Scenic and the Citroën C5

Iow, cars either over a quarter million dollars or cars not available in the U.S.

[PatrioticAmerican]

I drive trucks and Jeeps, nothing "gay" about it, except the fun I have! I tried the yuppie cars, like BMW and Mercedes. Not much fun in those. Pavement pussies.

[Revolting cat!]

If the Masters and Johnson study had it right, 10% of all cars are homosexual, so there!

[FreedomCalls]

[NJJ]

My Chevy (SUV) Trailblazer has a Straight (in line) 6 engine. A great car.

[natewill]

I didnt see anyone reference this website

What Your Car Says About You

This'll expound on the car-personality typing theory.

[natewill]

Or This One

What Would Jesus Drive

[FLAMING DEATH]

Here's a photo of my "car" taken on a recent trail ride.

I don't know. Is it gay?

(PS - That's me inside, wearing the red flannel shirt)

[fnord]

How gay is your car?

Please don't say Jaguar XK8, please don't ...

[Deathmonger]

What about cars with oversized tailpipes?

[goldstategop]

I drive a VW New Beetle. I guess that makes me gay. LOL!!!

[FlyVet]

What idiots. Last year, I'd heard that the Mazda Miata was the #1 "gay" car. I'm straight, and I wouldn't mind having a Miata. Don't these "news" people have anything better to do with their time, than speculate upon what the most "gay" car is? My God. What a bunch of empty wusses.

[lewislynn]

A real man can drive (and not fear being see in) a Mary K pink Cadillac and everyone will still know he's a real man.....

[farmfriend]

I drive a 73 Licoln Continental Mark IV with custom paint and wheels affectionately named the pimp mobile. Nothing like good old fashioned Detroit steel.

[woofie]

My pick up says it is Volvo trapped in the body of a Ford.....It wants some kind of operation and ongoing therapy....what shall I do?

[The KG9 Kid]

Not a gay car:

[Petronski]

What about all those little Suburu lesbianwagons? What about the Pontiac Aztec?

[angcat]

My gay hairdresser has a new purple PT Cruiser. They are so ugly those cars.

[Revolting cat!]

[Revolting cat!]

Citroen Picasso (!?)