How gay is your car? ("closeted" gay cars were the Audi A3, Chrysler PT Cruiser and Fiat Multipla.)

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[chance33_98]

How gay is your car?

A French website dedicated to gay motoring enthusiasts, Clubautorainbow as well as the Daily Telegraph gave the Peugeot 206cc the thumbs up for Gay Car of The Year.

The website says the winning qualities of the 206cc include originality, unconventionality and its design. Then of course there is also the fact that a lot of gay people have bought the little French drop-top.

The runner-up for the website's title was the MINI Cooper and the third prize went to the New Beetle. Other firm favourites in the running were the Smart City Coupé and Mercedes SLK.

Cars that were just "gay enough" were the BMW Z4, Jeep Wrangler, Porsche Boxster and the VW Golf.

Among the "closeted" gay cars were the Audi A3, Chrysler PT Cruiser and Fiat Multipla.

The Daily Telegraph's choice for the top gay car were also the topless Peugeot with the Smart, Mini Cooper, Mercedes SLK and New Beetle short on its heels.

According to the Telegraph heterosexual cars include the Lamborghini Murcielago, Ferrari Enzo and Alfa Romeos. The Renault Scenic and the Citroën C5 are apparently super-straight cars.

[annyokie]

I guess that Ford F-150 doesn't make the grade, TG!

[Slings and Arrows]

Ping!

[tallhappy]

What nonsense.

Anyone who doesn't walk or build their own flying machine is gay.

I tell you, the garbage posted at this great site...

[Slings and Arrows]

Ford Bronco, as hetero as they come.

[Bogey78O]

The Porsche Boxter is gay?

[LibKill]

Chevy S-10. Definately NOT gay.

[PokeyJoe]

Well, at least there aren't ANY motorcycles on that list. =)

[Godebert]

Cars that were just "gay enough" were the BMW Z4, Jeep Wrangler, Porsche Boxster and the VW Golf.

....And any car with that faggot rainbow bumpersticker.

[HitmanLV]

Chicks love my Saab 9-3.

[RichInOC]

I used to have a VW Cabriolet.

[muggs]

Great, my boss just gave me his purple Special Edition Chrysler PT Cruiser with flames on the side. Now everyone is going to think I'm gay. After I tell my husband about this, he'll never drive the thing again.

[whereasandsoforth]

What about my pink and white Nash Metropolitan?

[Rokke]

As a recently former resident of Madison, WI, I can say unequivically that the ultimate gay car is any Subaru. There is about a 98% chance that any Subaru you see has a little rainbow sticker on it somewhere. Behind the Subaru is anything that looks like a Geo Tracker.
I own two Volvo's, a mini-van and a Citroen. To avoid being confused as a sweater wearing tree hugger, I've slapped prominant Bush/Cheney stickers on my Volvo's. I don't drive the Citroen anymore. I'm pretty sure I'd be shot at. I may just paint it yellow, put a white flag on the antenna and enter it in a demo derby.

[TRY ONE]

How about the Grand Prix ?

[annyokie]

No kidding! No leathers or "rice grinders" to defend on this thread!

[HIDEK6]

After I tell my husband about this, he'll never drive the thing again.

You're OK. The PT Cruiser is only a gay car if the owner is male.

Chick PT cruiser owners are just Barry Manilow fans.

[LurkerNoMore!]

I picture you in a Mini Cooper.

[kstewskis]

LOL!

I guess you're safe, shaggy! :)

[cmsgop]

What is an Audi A-3 ???

[TommyDale]

Well, I have a Jeep Grand Cherokee, a Porsche and a PT Cruiser. The ladies like them all, and I haven't been approached by one single homo.

[per loin]

Let's be both honest and realistic about this. Any car newer than mine is gay.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

You be the judge.

PS: my car (seriously!):

[chance33_98]

Audi A-3:

[Salo]

You talking about the Lesbaru? :-)

As a recently former resident of Madison, WI, I can say unequivically that the ultimate gay car is any Subaru.

[Scenic Sounds]

How gay is your car?

It's questions like this that convince me that all is still well with the world! ;-)

[Paleo Conservative]

Well, at least there aren't ANY motorcycles on that list. =)

I wouldn't be so sure of that.

Harley Davidson makes worse marketing decision ever - tonight! (Elton John caps entertainment list)

[kstewskis]

Chick PT cruiser owners are just Barry Manilow fans.

Hey wait a minute....

I'm trying to talk my just retired, almost 70 (going on 30) Freeper-Mom into trading her Lincoln Towncar for a PT Cruiser...

And she hates Barry Manilow.

[cmsgop]

This is an A-3 dude!

[Senator Pardek]

I picture you in a Mini Cooper.

He'd better have a few martinis first, for his sake.

[ZOOKER]

Chevy S-10. Definately NOT gay.

Don't be so sure. I handed down my old S-10 to my son, and it immediately rear-ended another car.

Had it fixed, and it did it again!

If that's not gay, what is?

[HIDEK6]

Sorry. I know whereof I speak.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Not a joke: I read a few years ago that lesbians do indeed own a disproportionate number of Subarus. And it surely is no coincidence that in recent years, Subaru chose as a celebrity endorser in its TV commercials . . . Martina Navratilova.

[cmsgop]

Hmmm ,Not BAD...

[Ford Fairlane]

The Porsche Boxter is gay?

That was my thought

If thats gay what about my 2 914's & my 944 (and my 928 that I traded off)

If any Porsche is gay, then someting is wrong with the world

[Hildy]

This is why the gay agenda has grown: Homosexuals take care of their own. They reward those who are good to their community. Ironically, it's an old fashioned idea. And it works.

[Captainpaintball]

Would a Hummer with the phrases "GAY GUY ON BOARD", "SAUSAGE SMUGGLER", "I LIKE MAN JUNK" or "VAG-ETARIAN" be considered gay?

[Rokke]

In a city with a lesbian police chief, fire chief and the only lesbian member of the U.S. Congress, Subaru dealerships run a hot business. And frankly, I don't know which is stranger looking...the cars or the "women" who drive them.

[LizardQueen]

Uh-oh, my husband is a dedicated Golf owner/driver.

And I'm looking at a Subaru for my next car.

Does that mean he's gay and I'm a lesbian? ::lol::;

I drive an Integra now - I think it's a chick vehicle but I'm not sure. It's almost 12 years old, getting near the end of it's life span (bummer, it's been a great car).

LQ

[chance33_98]

I wonder which cars priests drive most?

[Gabrielle Reilly]

"Chicks love my Saab 9-3."

LOL. Blokes love my Jag.

[LibKill]

Alright. Maybe YOUR S-10 is gay, but mine is muy macho! :)

[Noumenon]

Is the gay one the one that looks like a suppository on wheels?

[Salo]

I've read the same thing - it's not a fluke: Subaru has deliberately gone after gay consumers (insert joke here) . BTW, you have a cooooool car. I have a 97 White Ford F150 4wd. Not nearly as cool-looking as yours, but better in the mud. :-)

I read a few years ago that lesbians do indeed own a disproportionate number of Subarus.

[HitmanLV]

Haha! Outside of The Equalizer, I never cared for the wheels, especially the new commercials that seems to think the car is named a "Jag-You-Are." What's up with that??? ;-)

[Revolting cat!]

If you axe me this is as fruity as they come. Can be ridden limpwristed while lisping, too!

[philetus]

I believe they drive Probes.

[Gabrielle Reilly]

"Is the gay one the one that looks like a suppository on wheels?"

LOL Too much information! Hard getting rid of that visual...

[kstewskis]

Chevy S-10. Definately NOT gay.

BUMP to that!

[philetus]

Car That Can Park Itself Put on Sale (in Japan) by Toyota

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/974212/posts

If that isn't gay, what is?