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1 posted on 08/20/2003 9:12:32 AM PDT by presidio9
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Latest Resteraunt Trend: Sushi Served on A Real Live Woman's Naked Body

There's a lesbian joke in here somewhere...

91 posted on 08/20/2003 9:49:34 AM PDT by dirtboy (Arnold's positions are like the alien in Predator - you can't see them but you know they're lethal)
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I suppose for groups of 12 or more you could ask for a larger and wider naked female.
93 posted on 08/20/2003 9:52:42 AM PDT by bedolido (None of us is as dumb as all of us!)
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There's nothing quite like a dinner of sushi off of a naked woman after a long, exhausting game of "Hunting for Bambi"!
94 posted on 08/20/2003 9:53:07 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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Sickening. Truly Sickening. I'm started to wonder if our 'elite' would enjoy dining on actual human flesh as well.
95 posted on 08/20/2003 9:53:32 AM PDT by StolarStorm
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Is this a seafood buffet? Are crabs included? I think I see a clam.
96 posted on 08/20/2003 9:53:46 AM PDT by putupon (Whatever)
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She's got "Bill Clinton Hands."
106 posted on 08/20/2003 9:59:36 AM PDT by Old Professer
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Gives "doing the dishes" a whole new meaning...
108 posted on 08/20/2003 9:59:36 AM PDT by Spok
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Gives "doing the dishes" a whole new meaning...
110 posted on 08/20/2003 9:59:37 AM PDT by Spok
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I'm STILL in the wrong gig...
112 posted on 08/20/2003 10:00:01 AM PDT by Darksheare ("I sense something dark." No you don't!)
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The headline speaks for itself.
113 posted on 08/20/2003 10:00:01 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (This tagline has been suspended or banned.)
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Does that sushi dinner include a "happy ending"?
120 posted on 08/20/2003 10:03:08 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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"We turn down as many events as we do, especially things like bachelor parties," he said, "because they are looking for a service we are not looking to provide."
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Gee, what integrity....
121 posted on 08/20/2003 10:03:26 AM PDT by glory
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The girl looks like a corpse laying there which, imo, makes it that much more gross that people would wish for such a thing.
123 posted on 08/20/2003 10:04:42 AM PDT by glory
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At last! I finally found a job that's more degrading and mind numbing than the one I do!
131 posted on 08/20/2003 10:07:42 AM PDT by DonQ
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I may have clicked on this thread . . .

but [stop that] my fingers

will [stop that] not

[stop that]

go there.

I will not type any double meaning cutesy quips.

I will not go there.
I will not go there.
i will not go there.

sigh.
exit.
132 posted on 08/20/2003 10:08:25 AM PDT by Quix (DEFEAT her unroyal lowness, her hideous heinous Bwitch Shrillery Antoinette de Fosterizer de MarxNOW)
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As alluring as it sounds, I really would need to know the girl. She would at least have to buy me flowers first...
141 posted on 08/20/2003 10:14:02 AM PDT by HitmanLV (I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.)
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if the ladies get one such similar type dinner with naked hunks as the dish for the sushi, I wonder how many of them will grab the BANANA, to eat , I mean

yummy, bananas
144 posted on 08/20/2003 10:14:45 AM PDT by The Pheonix
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Wonder if this particular girl was selected for advertisements and if the others look as good?
It'd be a letdown to be seated, order, and enjoy a couple adult beverages only to be served your entree and find some foul, N.O.W. liberal lying under it.

159 posted on 08/20/2003 10:26:50 AM PDT by jla
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Can I just get a bento box?
163 posted on 08/20/2003 10:29:31 AM PDT by weegee
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Goes great with a bottle of Calpis...

Ask for it by name!

167 posted on 08/20/2003 10:34:00 AM PDT by weegee
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