NAKED LUNCH (Latest Resteraunt Trend: Sushi Served on A Real Live Woman's Naked Body)

NY Post ^ | August 20, 2003 | BRIDGET HARRISON

[weegee]

The sushi is obviously getting too warm when served this way.

I doubt that the sushi stays on the "tray" very long.

[presidio9]

For everyone else, here's another photo:

Yep, that's a thong all right. Not sure if it's edible or not.

[harpseal]

It does give whole new meanings to giant clam and eel.

[presidio9]

Halibutt?

I was thinking red snapper would be the more obvious choice.

[isthisnickcool]

Just curious. Would this be easier if she were lying on her stomach?

They tried that but someone made a mistake and thought they were serving small Baby Ruths as dessert. They weren't but gee, she had been laying there for 3 hours....

[weegee]

This is no place for a tempura tantrum.

[Lazamataz]

Sarcasm! I love Sarcasm!

"....So a week later they called again and told me the cheque had bounced and said... I had to see... Doug. Well, I was terrified. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was frightened of Doug. He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious."

[weegee]

I think that the lady fingers are just for show.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Never eat fish that (when raw) smells fishy. It's not fresh if it stinks.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

[dirtboy]

Latest Resteraunt Trend: Sushi Served on A Real Live Woman's Naked Body

There's a lesbian joke in here somewhere...

[weegee]

[bedolido]

I suppose for groups of 12 or more you could ask for a larger and wider naked female.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

There's nothing quite like a dinner of sushi off of a naked woman after a long, exhausting game of "Hunting for Bambi"!

[StolarStorm]

Sickening. Truly Sickening. I'm started to wonder if our 'elite' would enjoy dining on actual human flesh as well.

[putupon]

Is this a seafood buffet? Are crabs included? I think I see a clam.

[The Pheonix]

This may be something new here, but I first saw it in Bangkok about 18 years ago

still, no harm, it's great fun

[weegee]

They tried this in southern Louisiana (things can get decadent in the French Quarter don't you know) but the model kept shrieking when they'd dump the crawfish pot...

[TheOtherOne]

Now now Laz, I was just asking him a question. Am I not allowed to express my opinions around here? I did not tell him not to post that way or call it abuse, I merely mentioned that it bothered me....guess I am posting in a manner that annoys you - thanks for letting me know.

Go get your shine box
(http://www.geocities.com/bbmdeniro/shine.html)

[Mad Dawgg]

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

;^D