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"I did not have sexual relations, with that woman..."
Registered ^ | 07.21.03 | Registered

Posted on 07/21/2003 10:46:03 AM PDT by Registered



TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California; US: Colorado
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1 posted on 07/21/2003 10:46:03 AM PDT by Registered
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To: Registered
better put on the asbestos underwear. :> the Kobe brigades are like the NOW gang when it comes to defending their man. Gotta win the NBA title next yr after all!
2 posted on 07/21/2003 10:48:44 AM PDT by KantianBurke (The Federal govt should be protecting us from terrorists, not handing out goodies)
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To: Registered
Ya know, Hillary doesn't look half bad in that photo.

Of course, beneath the veneer (and a much thicker veneer she has these days) is the same cold black heart.
3 posted on 07/21/2003 10:50:22 AM PDT by babyface00
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To: KantianBurke
I could easily be wrong, but IMHO after viewing his "press conference" - he's a liar.

4 posted on 07/21/2003 10:50:26 AM PDT by phasma proeliator (it's better to die with honor than to live without it.)
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To: Registered
Laker Fans Await the News Conference to hear from there Team Leader.
5 posted on 07/21/2003 10:50:45 AM PDT by cav68
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To: Registered
Of course no one in their right minds would want to have sexual relations with that woman?
6 posted on 07/21/2003 10:51:22 AM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money (Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.)
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To: babyface00
A soft focus at a distance is her greatest virtue...
7 posted on 07/21/2003 10:51:54 AM PDT by Registered (77% of the mentally ill live in poverty, that leaves 23% doing quite well!)
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To: kakkatekoi
Ping
8 posted on 07/21/2003 10:52:04 AM PDT by phasma proeliator (it's better to die with honor than to live without it.)
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To: babyface00
looks like cosmetic surgery on hitlerly
j'Urinalistic Hit pieces out on the rape victim already
got her photo plastered on the net along with address and home phone
9 posted on 07/21/2003 10:53:17 AM PDT by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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To: babyface00
Ya know, Hillary doesn't look half bad in that photo.

Thanks to Madame Tussaude. (That's a wax figure)

10 posted on 07/21/2003 10:57:10 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Registered
A soft focus at a distance is her greatest virtue...

In the absence of a burlap sack.

11 posted on 07/21/2003 10:57:24 AM PDT by Sloth ("I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" -- Jacobim Mugatu, 'Zoolander')
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To: joesnuffy
I thought they hadn't released her name...where was it posted?
12 posted on 07/21/2003 10:57:51 AM PDT by bigghurtt (http://bigghurtt.com)
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To: Registered
Man, the years haven't been kind to Hillary.

BTW, love how you started all the keywords with a 'K'.

13 posted on 07/21/2003 10:58:26 AM PDT by MrConfettiMan (These pretzels are making me thirsty.)
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To: Registered
Those krazy Kobe keywords are kracking me up!
14 posted on 07/21/2003 10:58:54 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: seleniteswells
How do you think Bubba got hooked up with her in the first place? BEER GOGGLES!
16 posted on 07/21/2003 11:00:47 AM PDT by WestPacSailor
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To: babyface00
Ya know, Hillary doesn't look half bad in that photo.

Did you take your meds today? Do you wanna talk about it? ;-)

17 posted on 07/21/2003 11:01:24 AM PDT by areafiftyone (The U.N. needs a good Flush!)
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To: joesnuffy
got her photo plastered on the net along with address and home phone

Pathetic. I thought I heard it all after Kobe (named after Japanese steak by his parents) claimed the same said parents didn't come to his wedding 'cause she wasn't black, but hispanic.

18 posted on 07/21/2003 11:02:58 AM PDT by SkyPilot
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To: areafiftyone
Ya know, Hillary doesn't look half bad in that photo. Did you take your meds today? Do you wanna talk about it? ;-)

Maybe he meant to say Hellary doesn't look half bad as Kobie.

19 posted on 07/21/2003 11:04:56 AM PDT by bedolido (Ann Coulter... A Conservative Male's Natural Viagra)
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To: KantianBurke
Help me spread the new moniker for those folks:

KoBots!
21 posted on 07/21/2003 11:06:37 AM PDT by over3Owithabrain
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To: 1smallVoice
Wow, that one oughta open a HUGE can of worms!
22 posted on 07/21/2003 11:06:37 AM PDT by WestPacSailor
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To: bigghurtt
"...where was it posted?"

I'll sell you the link for a hundred bucks... ;-)

23 posted on 07/21/2003 11:07:58 AM PDT by Hatteras (The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
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To: 1smallVoice
Clinton wasn't black, despite the claims of some.

Neither is Ted Kennedy or any of the other Kennedys for that matter.

Take the sheet off and realize sexual predators come in all colors.
24 posted on 07/21/2003 11:08:53 AM PDT by over3Owithabrain
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To: bigghurtt
$50, and I take PayPal...
25 posted on 07/21/2003 11:09:17 AM PDT by Registered (77% of the mentally ill live in poverty, that leaves 23% doing quite well!)
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To: babyface00
"Of course, beneath the veneer (and a much thicker veneer she has these days) is the same cold black heart."

All hidden under that crusty old black pantsuit.

26 posted on 07/21/2003 11:09:26 AM PDT by TommyDale
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To: Hatteras
no, someone already gave me a link, and I have to say I was disgusted by what I found.

I believe that they should release her name, but this site had her phone number, address, email and aol screen name.

disgusting. this poor girl is going to get destoyed with bad press.
27 posted on 07/21/2003 11:10:10 AM PDT by bigghurtt (http://bigghurtt.com)
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To: over3Owithabrain
Stupidity knows no color boundary.
28 posted on 07/21/2003 11:10:37 AM PDT by WestPacSailor
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To: bigghurtt
There are no secrets in the electronic world.
29 posted on 07/21/2003 11:12:26 AM PDT by WestPacSailor (All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: 1smallVoice
yes, black men like clinton, hugh grant, dick morris, the Kennedys, and marv albert.
30 posted on 07/21/2003 11:12:48 AM PDT by bigghurtt (http://bigghurtt.com)
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To: bigghurtt
Yep, and too many here are all too willing to join the frenzy. Meanwhile Kobe bites his lip and hides behind his wife, his lawyers, his entourage, the PC media, etc.
31 posted on 07/21/2003 11:12:53 AM PDT by over3Owithabrain
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To: over3Owithabrain
What frenzy?
32 posted on 07/21/2003 11:13:54 AM PDT by Registered (77% of the mentally ill live in poverty, that leaves 23% doing quite well!)
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To: 1smallVoice
What is it with black men and their uncontrolled sex drive?

Ask Bill......

33 posted on 07/21/2003 11:17:10 AM PDT by TheBattman (I was going to write a book titled "100 Uses for a DemocRAT" but I couldn't think of any.)
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To: TheBattman
Little head doin' the thinkin' for the big head???
34 posted on 07/21/2003 11:18:12 AM PDT by WestPacSailor (All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: 1smallVoice
What is it with black men and their uncontrolled sex drive?

Hey... white guys have a hard time controlling themselves too... (no pun intended) It's just that Kobe was stupid enough to give into it. Being in a place where this situation hasn NEVER happened to an average guy, it's easy to say I wouldn't be as stupid... Believe me... white guys (all races actually) are just a stupid.

35 posted on 07/21/2003 11:20:42 AM PDT by bedolido (Ann Coulter... A Conservative Male's Natural Viagra)
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To: WestPacSailor
Little head doin' the thinkin' for the big head???

hmmmmm on the verge of getting the thread pulled with comments like that. (but thanks for the laughs)

36 posted on 07/21/2003 11:22:09 AM PDT by bedolido (Ann Coulter... A Conservative Male's Natural Viagra)
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To: bedolido
This is only a news story 'cause it happens to involve a professional athlete. If this had taken place at the Motel 6 in Mudstump, Arkansas between Joe Mullet and Urlene, the Waffle House waitress we'd never even hear about it.
37 posted on 07/21/2003 11:23:11 AM PDT by WestPacSailor (All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: WestPacSailor
LOL. Waffle House waitress...lol.
38 posted on 07/21/2003 11:24:03 AM PDT by Registered (77% of the mentally ill live in poverty, that leaves 23% doing quite well!)
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To: 1smallVoice
What is it with black men and their uncontrolled sex drive?

Excuse me?

39 posted on 07/21/2003 11:24:23 AM PDT by mhking
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To: bigghurtt

Do you suppose that toupee-wearing, cross-dressing, mistress-biter will offer Kobe any legal advice??

YES!!!

40 posted on 07/21/2003 11:25:02 AM PDT by Tall_Texan (http://righteverytime.blogspot.com - home to Tall_Texan's new column.)
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To: bedolido
I don't know too many 24 yr. old guys who would turn down a 19 yr. old woman who shows up at the door and offers herself to him. (press reports she admits to freely entering his room on social, not business pretext)
41 posted on 07/21/2003 11:25:48 AM PDT by WestPacSailor (All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: WestPacSailor
hey, I'm from mudstump, watch it
42 posted on 07/21/2003 11:26:01 AM PDT by bigghurtt (http://bigghurtt.com)
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To: 1smallVoice
What is it with black men and their uncontrolled sex drive?

I've got your damn sex drive. And you can take it and your sheet and stick them both someplace.

43 posted on 07/21/2003 11:26:16 AM PDT by mhking
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To: mhking
lol

I figured it wouldn't take long to hear mr king's voice on that comment.

btw, can I be added to your black news ping list, if you don't mind?
44 posted on 07/21/2003 11:27:23 AM PDT by bigghurtt (http://bigghurtt.com)
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To: mhking
Amen brother, AMEN! Sexual predators come from ALL races, religions, and backgrounds.
45 posted on 07/21/2003 11:28:17 AM PDT by WestPacSailor (All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: WestPacSailor
It would be very difficult to turn down a 19 year old beauty... in my case I would need an emergency injection of Viagra... but for you young kids, it would be very hard (again no pun intended).
47 posted on 07/21/2003 11:29:11 AM PDT by bedolido (Ann Coulter... A Conservative Male's Natural Viagra)
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To: 1smallVoice
It is a sad commentary on our society that (according to NAACP) 70% of black children are born to unmarried mothers.
48 posted on 07/21/2003 11:30:38 AM PDT by WestPacSailor (All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: 1smallVoice
and Jesse Jackson, Wilt Chamberlain, Michael Jordan, hell, most of the black kids in public school can not tell you who their father is.

And of course you know this by personal research, right?

I don't know who pissed in your prune juice, but you're barking completely up the wrong tree.

49 posted on 07/21/2003 11:30:46 AM PDT by mhking
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To: 1smallVoice; biblewonk
Uh-oh. Spill in aisle 46. Catch it before it's gone.
50 posted on 07/21/2003 11:31:01 AM PDT by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary. You have the right to be wrong.)
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