[HairOfTheDog]

Police are investigating charges that 4-H camp counselors in Virginia arranged fistfights between campers as young as 9 years old.

Huh? What the...

[laconic]

If some adult counselor/supervisor goes to jail over this, wouldn't it be fun to be a prison guard so you could "arrange" fights between the jerk and some of his fellow inmates. See how tough they are. Of course, you couldn't threaten him with "confinement" if he wouldn't fight.