[newgeezer]

What a joke.

[mountaineer]

The presidential single-wide under construction:

[PoorMuttly]

...answer: Stalin's

[Bahbah]

"it's rare to find the kind of engagement that he's put into this."

Not if you know BJ. After all, this is all about him. What else could be so facinating in his view.

[dead]

Clinton's record of economic growth and racial reconciliation should be the library's focus.

Can anybody tell me a single thing Clinton did to lead the country towards “racial reconciliation”?

It’s pretty sad when you try to hang your “legacy” coat on a peg that isn’t there.

[South40]

[spoiler2]

".....Clinton's story is still being written and expect the library..... to evolve and improve its objectivity as time passes."

Which roughly translates:...as long as Clinton is still alive, expect him to continually attempt to re-write history to favor his own viewpoint

[TheBigB]

Visitors to the Clinton Presidential Library/Shrine/Whorehouse will want to visit the impeachment wing, in which one is allowed to throw darts shaped like cigars at a big board with Ken Starr's picture on it. The special Clinton's Hobbies area will have every issue of HUSTLER ever published, and a replica of his old pickup truck with the original astroturf in the back. The trailer behind the library is for storage only. As far as you know.

[mountaineer]

From the Clinton whorehouse, er, presidential center website:

The Clinton Center will be a public service research and educational facility. President Clinton will bring his wisdom, experience and leadership to the Center as it addresses current and future issues affecting national and international policy and public service. A separate component of the Center will be the Clinton School, which, in partnership with the University of Arkansas, will offer a masters degree for individuals from around the country and the world interested in public service.

President Clinton will be dedicating his time toward advancing several international and domestic causes he championed in the White House. He will focus on economic empowerment both here and abroad; resolving conflicts rooted in racial, ethnic and religious differences; and fostering service among young people. He will also emphasize global issues such as trade expansion, the AIDS epidemic, global warming and challenges related to high tech terrorism and sophisticated weapons of mass destruction.

[dead]

a full-scale replica of Clinton's Oval Office on the third.

"Mommy, what’s that in the sink?"

[isthisnickcool]

Whose View will Clinton Museum Represent?

A view like this one. Clinton will forever be known for the view Monica Lewinsky had of Clinton's crotch. Bill Clinton will never be able to expunge that from his "legacy". And before it's all over he will do something as equally stupid as getting fellatio from some young girl in the White House. Like Mike Tyson, Clinton is a clock ticking towards his next big screw up. He just can't help himself. All children are like that.

[dead]

play some of Chelsea Clinton's childhood games

Glass bottom boat?

[Semper Paratus]

to evolve and improve its objectivity as time passes.

Like the Kennedy library? (Big Belly Laugh)

[wayoverontheright]

The world's largest museum design firm promises its work on the Clinton Presidential Library will strike a balance between entertainment and education, between the former president's feats and failures.

Well, the failures would be listed in something the size of the NYC phone book, and I can't think of anything I would describe as a "feat".

This will be the proverbial "putting lipstick on the pig".

[doug from upland]

He's a great teacher, all right. He taught that there is no need to tell the truth when you swear an oath to tell the truth. He taught that you can get away with rape. He taught that staining the great seal in the Oval Office is a nice form of presidential recreation. He taught that allowing the sale of missile secrets can bag him 900 grand. He taught that a vow to one's wife means nothing. He taught that a government official can get away with exchanging government jobs for sex. He taught how much damage a president can do when he fails to defend the national security of a great nation. He taught that jogging can be more fun by having a crack cocaine hooker service you in the bushes. He taught 9 year olds to ask their parents to explain oral sex. He taught how a pervert and psychopath can be admired by a group of really, really stupid people. It goes on and on and on. Bill Clinton is an absolute pile of ****, a very dangerous pile of ****.

[aShepard]

impeachment will be displayed prominently, in one of 14 alcoves"...

Oh goody, there's still space for thirteen urinals on the first floor

[Only1choice____Freedom]

>>"What I've been extraordinarily impressed by is that he's a great teacher,"


Maybe so, but you can only learn so much by a bad example.

[Wil H]

...most likely the view up the skirt.

[JesseHousman]

Whose View will Clinton Museum Represent?

It will represent the views of the lowest common denominators of sewer life in America.

The "museum" will represent the sellout of America to the Chinese Communists and their fellow travelers as well as to the homosexuals and their Godless goals for American children.

The museum will highlight the ignorant Arkansas voters who propelled these two star-crossed Manchurian candidates to eight years in the White House.

The museum will highlight the voters in New Yarkansas who propelled a latter day Ilse Koch into the senate chambers.

The museum will "celebrate" the diverse weasels who voted and advanced these two devils into wealth beyond their fondest dreams. They believe, after all, that their years of "dedicated service" to the poor state of Arkansas and to the nation they left in tatters entitled them to all they could stuff into their mouths, pockets, and off-shore bank accounts.

[Sloth]

The ice machine is conveniently located in the Broaddrick Annex.