[jimtorr]

Another magical cure-all from North Korean fantasy writers.

[Clara Lou]

Doubtless, their Maximum Leader invented this,

[Mr.Clark]

When will we in America wake up, and realize that the North Koreans are light years ahead of us?

[Fifth Business]

They also invented the magic "blankee" that makes children invisible when they cover themselves.

[tuna_battle_slight_return]

But is it better than music therapy?

[Jhoffa_]

This placebo is what happens when poor communist countries can't afford real medicine and research.

They do however have money for nuke weapons.. Now, what does that tell you?

[DoctorMichael]

Mood Ring update Bump.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Ron Popeil could help NK market this.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

The 1.2 percent who were not cured were immediate guests of the NK fireing squad...

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The device ... was tested on more than 500 patients ... within hours, it cured 98.8 percent of the patients ...

And the other six died in a hail of gunfire.

[snopercod]

This is HUGH!

[yonif]

wristband or ring

Must have been something they got out of a lucky charms cereal box.

[navydad]

Someone needs to put this crazy regime out of its misery.

[yonif]

I wonder if they can use it to purify the crazy commie minds of their leaders.

[struwwelpeter]

After Chernobyl, the communist authorities told the populace to drink more red wine - since this would "renew" the blood and lead to stronger erythopoeisis.

I still run into people in Kiev who believe this.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

[cue eerie theremin chords]

[Wooo-Ooo-Oooo...]

Paging Keith Milton Rhinehart!

[Minutemen]

It also cures SARS and fends off starvation!

[Joe Bonforte]

Within hours, it cured 98.8 percent of the patients of a range of conditions...

Now if they could just make it cure stupidity, and get North Korea's leaders to wear it...

[ditto h]

How does it work on malnutrition?

[Larry Lucido]

wearable device that uses a "jewel" to convert the sun's rays into a photo-electromagnetic field

North Korea went on to explain that the process of creating the jewels involves lots of uranium and heavy water.

[Only1choice____Freedom]

I wonder if they are using this to "cure" radiation sickness in preparation for an attack.


tinfoil hat /off

[Prince Charles]

There's a commie sucker born every minute.

[Steel Wolf]

Crystals? Transmuting energy from the sun into a photo-electromagntic vibe of pure goodness?

Groovy, man. It's nice to see that Kim Jong Il is, like, feeling his New Age resonance. Now if only he'd trade in that gas station mechanic outfit he's always wearing for a tye dyed shirt, and bellbottoms, he'd really be slick. He already wears platform shoes to look taller, and his Korfro (Korean Afro) is legendary.

If he's just hitting the early sixties now, we MUST, for the sake of all humanity, stop him before he hits the late seventies. 'Disco' Jong Il is simply too horrible to be contemplated.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

These people are insane.

[Consort]

We should look at all facets of their claim.

[A CA Guy]

Yeah, these folks are likely to come up with the secret of life when they can't even feed themselves.

The leader certainly has the secret to a bad haircut down though, I'll give him that.