Peterson's Lawyers Say They'll Prove He Didn't Murder Laci (Claim Mystery Woman FOUND)

Fox News ^ | 5-22-03 | Rita "My Sources" Cosby

[Howlin]

Was this one of Rita's Shpecial Shourses?

I think so. She was "breathless" every single time she gave her report!

[Howlin]

They say that when it's found, they'll have legal jurisdiction to seize the vehicle.

I wonder what they're using to back that up?

[Howlin]

(Claim Mystery Woman FOUND)

She's a hippie wearing a big floppy hat, claiming to have killed Jeffrey McDonald's wife and children.

[Catspaw]

I cannot remember the story, but it was Breaking News from one of Rita's Shpecial Shources. She came racing into the studio so fast that her chair hadn't stopped spinning from the sideways hit of her tush to chair when the camera went on. She was so out of breath she was actually panting. I LMAO.

[onyx]

#14 -- hey claim your portion of the reward!

[veronica]

(Claim Mystery Woman FOUND)

Rosa Lopez?

[Catspaw]

She's a hippie wearing a big floppy hat, claiming to have killed Jeffrey McDonald's wife and children.

OMG! That's it! I couldn't remember where Geragos got his defense theory. It's Jeffrey McDonald's Mystery Woman defense.

[Sender]

I am really trying to keep an open mind about Scott being innocent...but it just looks so bad for him. If I had to write a Perry Mason movie myself I couldn't think of a much guiltier-looking scenario. We'll just see what both sides have in the way of hard evidence. The only things I am convinced of is that Laci did not die of suicide...and that Scott is a bastard.

But it is entirely possible that he was only a cheating, insensitive bastard that does his wife's hair with pliers and fishes alone on Christmas eve while his lonely pregnant wife is being murdered by psycho warlocks, then sells her truck, dyes his hair and boogies for Mexico with a passport and a wad of bills...

[cgk]

Rita and Geraldo are joined at the hip on this case. And have been ever since he was in Iraq and I watched them gush all over each other "You're my favorite", "No YOU are!"

[Dog]

You kidding me??

[cgk]

Dang - I missed that!

[Howlin]

As soon as I heard the "mystery woman" thing, I *knew* he had just finished reading Fatal Vision.

I can hardly wait to see what he comes up with next. Any guesses? (I've sort of ruled *out* The Preppie Murder case.)

[cgk]

LOL! Don't forget the .... 'candle'.

[veronica]

Innocent until proven guilty.

The diabolical "mystery women" (or satanic cult) was so clever to dump the bodies right near where Scott admits he was fishing. Amazing I tell you!

[Howlin]

I honestly wish you would refer to Rita by her proper name: Breathless Rita Cosby!

[headsonpikes]

"Geragos v. Satan,..."

Geragos is suing Hillary???

[Dog]

Rita is a ditzy......I still have nightmares from her reading the Bush v Gore decision backwards..

[cgk]

You know, I should. Next one of these articles I happen to post before anyone else (I'm still surprised at this one, considering FNC was covering it an hour before I decided to stick in on FR), I'll properly credit her as "Breatless Rita 'My Sources' Cosby." Deal? ;)

[Howlin]

***FLASHBACK

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How can anybody forget THAT night. I'll never forgive her.

[The Old Hoosier]

LOL! I love FR!