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Posted on 05/20/2003 9:11:04 AM PDT by new spartacus
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To: Zavien Doombringer
I'm glad you've summoned more of
The Cult of the Viking Kitties to vanquish this most loathsome and pesky Troll. Hopefully there will be enough of us gathered together make that Troll meet its end.
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posted on
05/20/2003 10:28:20 AM PDT
by
jriemer
(We are a Republic not a Democracy)
To: Frank_Discussion
How's things out in the Foundation these days? Hear any more from the Terminus folks? ;-)Still cruising around, searching for the solution that provides the greatest freedom and independence. :-)
To: jriemer
Just doing my duty, sir.
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posted on
05/20/2003 10:31:14 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(If common sense is so common, why is it so difficult to find it?)
To: TheBigB
*applause!*
To: Admin Moderator
The fun part is that he's adding to our total hits, which will help out us even higher up than the Top 500 on the Web we already have accomplished. (What do we get, 10,000 posts per day, while Salon, DU, BartCop, etc get about 45 per day? ROFL! Thanks for the help... as if we needed it!)
To: dighton; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; 4mycountry; Poohbah; Zavien Doombringer
- BARBER:
- I wanted to be... a lumberjack!
- Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!
- With my best buddy by
my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!
- [singing]
- I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
- I sleep all night and I work all day.
- MOUNTIES:
- He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
- He sleeps all night and he works all day.
- BARBER:
- I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
- I go to the lavatory.
- On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
- And have buttered scones for tea.
- MOUNTIES:
- He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
- He goes to the lavatory.
- On Wednesdays he goes shopping
- And has buttered scones for tea.
- He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
- He sleeps all night and he works all day.
- BARBER:
- I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
- I like to press wild flowers.
- I put on women's clothing
- And hang around in bars.
- MOUNTIES:
- He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
- He likes to press wild flowers.
- He puts on women's clothing
- And hangs around in bars?!
- He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
- He sleeps all night and he works all day.
- BARBER:
- I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
- Suspendies, and a bra.
- I wish I'd been a girlie,
- Just like my dear Papa.
- MOUNTIES:
- He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
- Suspendies, and a bra?!
- [talking]
- What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
- And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...
- [singing]
- He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
- He sleeps all night and he works all day.
- He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
- He sleeps all night and he works all day.
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posted on
05/20/2003 10:39:53 AM PDT
by
jriemer
(We are a Republic not a Democracy)
To: Teacher317
Sharp as a marble, he is. Bright as a two watt bulb. About as intelligent as a screen door on a submarine.
To: new spartacus
All this time you've been playing the prat version of Rimmer?
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