"Would you go to a movie if you knew the child actors had been kidnapped and been forced through abuse by their kidnappers to perform silly, demeaning acts?" asks Roger Fouts.
Sure! Who wouldn’t?
Seriously, right now, there’s some starving wild chimp, being eaten by lion, who would kill Cheetah to change places with him.
Hell, if they didn’t take away his beer and cigars, I’d envy his lifestyle.