Students: ISU Basketball Coach 'Belligerent, Creepy' at Party [Demands Oral Sex, Fondled Co-Eds]

Missouri Student Newspaper ^ | April 30, 2003 SGT | U Wire staff reporter

[mabelkitty]

Eeww! This is what Scott Peterson would have been like if he hadn't become a homocidal maniac.

[Dan from Michigan]

I wonder if they will be coming to Michigan State's Breslin Center non-conference......

The Izzone will have a field day.

[ewing]

He sort of looks like Scott Peterson..

[wimpycat]

I have a feeling he's going to get fired, divorced, or both.

[ewing]

Just wait until he sees the Antlers in Columbia..

[babaloo]

Post of the Day material Ms. Kitty. LOL!

[Dems_R_Losers]

Iowa fans already circulating proposed signed for next year's Iowa-Iowa State game:

Welcome to KU - home of "Hot Chicks"

Hey Larry, party at my house after the game!

Win or Lose, LE is gonna BOOZE!

The lights at Hilton are too bright. Maybe they should try some Natural Light.

One year's salary = $1 Million
One mock turtle neck worn year round = $20
One 12 pack of Natural Light = $7.99
Kissin' and huggin' girls half your age at 4:00 AM = Priceless

It's not a beer belly, it's a gas tank for a love machine!

Come play for me at ISU. I'll be your coach, your mentor AND your wingman!

Nat Light: The Breakfast of Former Big 12 Champions

Hide the Girlfriend, LE's in Town!

If the RV's a Rockin' Don't Come a Knockin', Baby!

Larry the Lounge Lizard: Lookin' For Love...In All the Wrong Places

Hey Coach E! We Agree! Your Team Sucks!

Hey Clones! It's 4am, Do You Know Where Your Coach Is?

Larry's Girls Gone Wild

Ditch the Turtleneck, and Get Him a Longneck!

ISU = I Screwed Up

Surgeon General Warning: Drinking Natural Light May Cause Man-Boobs

Natty Light - Our beer sucks, but at least Coach Eustachy likes it!

It ain't no fun, if the coach can't have some.

Natty Light...helping coaches get laid since...1951

Larry Eustachy - Where you can always find a Natural Light beer in one hand, and a Natural Heavy woman in the other

LOLOLOLOLOL

[SoDak]

Is Bill Clinton coaching ISU?

[caa26]

He was just researching to start his own Frat at Iowa State for middle-aged guys who can't let go.

[ewing]

Those are great..ammo for years

[Dan from Michigan]

Bwhahahah.

[ewing]

Try almost 3 times his age! (remember, no one was checking ID's at this afterparty)

[Servant of the Nine]

That is no way to behave in front of people who won't keep their mouths shut.

What Jr. High is he gonna be coaching next year?

So9

[ewing]

And he had a 10 year contract at millions per year until 2010-11..

[Paul Atreides]

It didn't stop a sleaze from be elected president

And, being paid by universities to speak to students.

[nonliberal]

This story stinks. These allegations are over ONE YEAR OLD! Why now? Because Eustachy has one of the better recruiting classes in the country.

[ewing]

He does? (and I bet alot of them will say they are leaving if he goes..)

[nonliberal]

Both parties were OVER A YEAR AGO!!! Does anyone have anything from this year or are they simply satisfied to sabotage our recruiting with a story that is more than a year old?

[ewing]

I think the Missouri party was this year, and the K-State party was last season.

[nonliberal]

Dan-Eustachy is scared to death of airplanes. He drives to every game.