Students: ISU Basketball Coach 'Belligerent, Creepy' at Party [Demands Oral Sex, Fondled Co-Eds]

Missouri Student Newspaper ^ | April 30, 2003 SGT | U Wire staff reporter

[irish guard]

I'm with you...every 47 year old guy with two kids and a wife can be excused for going to a frat party while on the road, kissing chicks and asking for a hummer.....but my lord...drinking a "Nasty Light" and allowing himself to be photographed in multiple pictures showing him holding one is just unacceptable.

[wimpycat]

When a middle-aged married man starts hanging out at college parties and trying to "blend in", he's got a problem.

[ewing]

Bigger version, notice the wedding ring!

[ewing]

Its a middle aged man impromptu beer commerical!

[TomHarkinIsNotFromIowa]

I could have forgave all the other sins. But smokin? Man he needs help.

[blackdog]

Now if the coach had demanded a fisting while standing in a shopping bag in the men's dormatory bathroom stall, that would have been an enlightening and educational experience which would be defended by the university at all costs.

A sloppy heterosexual hummer is an assault. A gay fisting is a right to be celebrated by faculty, students, and society as a whole.

[ewing]

I do have give the guy some props for brazen drunkenness, he must have been so out of it he didn't even see the camera..

[babaloo]

Anheuser-Busch has got to be reeling from all the bad publicity for one of their products.

[ewing]

Definite University couseling needed..

[ewing]

They were just getting him pizza between 2AM and 5AM!

[Dan from Michigan]

He's got to go. I've coached football for a few years. A coach has to set an example for his team. The problems are this.

1. As a player, I wouldn't want my coach, my leader out there drinking at OPPOSING TEAM'S parties especially after getting our ass kicked. I want my coach pissed off after a loss. That's my biggest problem. I wouldn't be able to look my coach in the eye after that. From a win/loss standpoint, this will hurt team chemistry, and will lose a few games.

2. Coaches have to set an example for their players. Coaches are the team leaders.

3. Recruiting. Do you think an 18 year old's parents will want their son playing basketball for this guy?

4. Natty Light?

[ewing]

I think it means a verbal confrontation..

[irish guard]

I know Mrs. irish guard would be really pissed to see me kissing some coed at a frat party, but holding a Nasty Light up with the same hand that holds his wedding ring. She knows i hate light beer.

[wimpycat]

The turtle-neck is to hide his 47 year old neck.

With both men and women, the neck and the hands never lie.

[neither-nor]

"Asking for oral sex, especially when it is not offered..."

Er, how does that happen? If oral sex is offered then you dont have to ask for it. You can only have it offered if you ask for it. ..Oh never mind

[ewing]

Can you imagine the reactions next year at opposing venues across the country?

[Dan from Michigan]

5. Why the hell wasn't he with his team after the game on road trips.

Sorry. This irks the hell outta me. It's my coaching background.

[mabelkitty]

Let's see if the University is as ammoral as the U.S. Senate was during impeachment.

[Dan from Michigan]

"Drink-a-Nat-ty!!" Clap! Clap! Clap-clap-clap!

[ewing]

I can hear the student sections in Lawrence and Columbia warming up already..