Students: ISU Basketball Coach 'Belligerent, Creepy' at Party [Demands Oral Sex, Fondled Co-Eds]

Missouri Student Newspaper ^ | April 30, 2003 SGT | U Wire staff reporter

[Kenton]

Notice to all teachers, coaches, etc., especially of college-age students:

No matter how badly you want to maintain the illusion that you are "cool" and "just one of the kids", you AREN'T. Hitting on undergrads at parties will only make you look as foolish as you apparently are. And when it comes to criticizing you, those very same students whose approval you crave so badly will be merciless.

Get a dictionary, look up the word "dignity", and try to incorporate it into your public persona.

[babaloo]

If there had been a video camera at the party I doubt if LE would still be the coach. That may be the only thing that saves him.

[ewing]

The players had a meeting with the Administraor and they said Coach should be fired unless he gets Alcohol Counseling.

[AmishDude]

Link is bad.

[AppyPappy]

Everyone asks for a BJ from college girls. This is just another witchhunt by a sex-obsessed Athletic Director. Let's move on and let him back to the business of basketball.

[Wolfie]

Got a real link for this?

[Mr. Bird]

Hey ewing, you and I have different opinions on this thing, but there are some discrepancies in the reporting. This report indicates that someone was mad at the coach for hangin' on his girlfriend, while the Iowa paper quotes the guy as saying it was his sister. The Register reports the confrontation happened at 1:30am, while this report has him arriving at 2am.

I think we all agree that the coach is an idiot, and will probably pay dearly for this incident. But the specific anecdotes about his behavior are suspect, in my opinion, coming from a kid at a rival school who can't tell his sister from his girlfriend.

It's actually a coup on the kid's part; what Florida fan wouldn't want to expose Bobby Bowden at FSU, or Chapel Hill student rat out Coach K? Good times...

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

I'm sure John Wooden would not approve of Larry's behavior.

[ewing]

I can forgive him if he gets help, but drinking Natural 'Nasty Light' brew??

[ewing]

I think there are 2 different parties, this is U. of Mizzou and the other one was Kansas State.

[estarwitch]

"Eatin' ain't cheatin': William Jefferson Clinton

[blau993]

Eustachy almost nearly got into a fight with another man

Does this mean he maybe kinda got into a fight but possibly kinda did not get into a fight? I have not encountered the "almost nearly" construction before and am searching for meaning. Inquiring minds want to know.

[babaloo]

There's gotta be a whole lotta counseling goin on for Larry. Alcohol, marriage,fashion (that unmade bed look topped with the turtleneck has got to go). In addition, a Dale Carnegie course is in order.

[ewing]

http://www.themaneater.com/story.cgi?id=16322

[ewing]

I still think 'Stache is a goner...

[Mr. Bird]

I think there are 2 different parties

Beautiful.

[ewing]

LOL, the black turtleneck hides the 47 year old beer belly...

[ewing]

Is he putting the ashes from a cigarette in his beer?

[estarwitch]

Perhaps he could co-host that TV show with Monica Lewinsky.
They could work well together.

[trebb]

"Asking for oral sex, especially when it is not offered, doesn't exactly seem like a good way to represent a University"

You mean there are Universities where it isn't openly offered? I thought the Dims were entrenched in the Universities....