Posted on 04/28/2003 11:33:23 AM PDT by meandog
Hillary Clinton's Memoirs to Hit Stores
The Associated Press
WASHINGTON - After laying out a seven-figure advance for Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's memoirs, her publishers are counting on seven-figure sales.
The account of her years in the White House will have a first printing of 1 million copies, her lawyer told The Associated Press. The 576-page book, entitled "Living History," is scheduled for release June 9. An audio version, read by Clinton, will be released the same day.
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How about "Soon To Be History"?
Airbrush,...botox,...plastic surgery,...deal with Satan,...…you decide!!!
My contribution to the Clinton legacy:
| clin-ton (clint’ n) [after Bill Clinton, late 20th century disbarred U.S. president whose administration is remembered primarily for impeachment, corruption and scandals. Commonly referred to as: DIRTPOTUS…Disbarred Impeached Rapist Treasonous President Of The United States] and as ’Clinton bin Lyin’ --n. 1. Any lewd advance towards a person of the opposite gender, usually involving touching …*The boss did a clinton on his defenseless secretary* 2. Any instance of speech or conduct involving calculated deception …*The press conference on Kosovo was a real clinton* 3. Clintonitis A virus enduring all immune-system countermeasures of rejection …*Clintonitis is like a case of a sexually transmitted disease that just won't go away. The full extent of the pernicious aliment politicus Clintonitis, long unmentionable in mixed company, has intruded in full disgusting conspicuousness upon the national consciousness. * 4. clintonoid To adhere to, defend and support blindly, regardless of evidence, to speak with guile and malice; possessing the worst attributes of the First Felon ….* The clintonoid presstitutes, Brokaw, Jennings, Rather, Rivera, continued to spike all news detrimental to the administration.* --vt. 1. To grope a person of the opposite gender in an unwelcome, unwanted manner …*He tried to clinton the man’s wife* 2. To communicate in a manner which clouds the truth by omitting essential information, or by playing with the meaning of words, or by other such deceptive means …*He clintoned his answer so much that nobody understood it* 3. To shamelessly promote a falsehood as the truth…*"Ken Starr – out of control," clintoned the media. President Bush’s Economy was the worst in the last 50 years was largely clintoned by the mainstream press * --vi. 1. To act in a boorish manner while self- righteously maintaining the appearance of dignity …*He continued to clinton while the polls held up* --adj. 1.Characterized by sleaziness or deceptiveness, lacking moral guidance …*It was a classic clintonian response* or *America’s downfall was due to the clintonization of society* 2. To foster divisiveness among races, creeds, genders, generations, classes, occupations, political parties…*The clintonized warring factions were not willing to enter peace talks* 3. Clintonesque - adj. describing a deceptive use of language via careful parsing of words to render a sentence meaningless or intentionally opposite of it's obvious meaning. Eg. ("To answer the question "Is he having an affair?" with "No, he's having lunch." |
Col Homes /Clinton..
Bill Clinton's letter to Col. Eugene Holmes, Director of the ROTC program at the University of Arkansas ..3 December 1969.Copy - 1992 Affidavit by Lt. Col. Holmes:Regarding Bill Clinton's Draft Evasion
Since the average Democrat doesn't go beyond the comics, its fixture on the best seller list will be pure farce.
Any bets on the following:
#1. The news of last week that she had not turned in any of the manuscript was a red herring design to get her lots of ink and embarrass the VRWC?
#2. This story from her new attorney Robert Barrett that the manuscript is (nearly) completed is as accuate as her diary from Sept 11, and this is being done to CYA?
Does anyone else see any possibilities? My vote is for a steaming bowl of #2. What an easy way to design a cover, and what an ego to need her picture splashed on a couple hundred thousand covers. They'll never print a million on the first run, and there will not be a second run.
I wonder if if when there is another Branch Davidian or Elian type situation during the reign of Queen "Edmund" Hillary, if the military types outside the American home will blare Hillary's book on tape in her voice at the house.
No, it'll be over in the self-help-psychology section sandwiched between "Denial" "Delusions" and "Compulsive Lying Disorders"
All people who buy this book will be required to register their purchase with Hillary's home office. Then when she chooses to change her biographical data yet again, she can replace your current copy of the book with the revised edition. Big Brother lives.
WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER! WITCH ON COVER!
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