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Severe Earthquake Rocks France

Posted on 03/24/2003 6:00:22 AM PST by hilaryrhymeswithrich

SEVERE EARTHQUAKE IN FRANCE

February 14, 2003. Today it was reported that severe earthquakes have occurred in 10 different locations in France. The severity was measured in excess of 10 on the scale.


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SEVERE EARTHQUAKE IN FRANCE

February 14, 2003. Today it was reported that severe earthquakes have occurred in 10 different locations in France. The severity was measured in excess of 10 on the scale. The cause was the 56,681 dead American soldiers buried in French soil rolling over in their graves. According to the American Battle Monuments Commission there are 26,255 Yankee dead from World War I buried in 4 cemeteries in France. There are 30,426 American dead from World War II buried in 6 cemeteries in France. These 56,681 brave American heroes died in their youth to liberate a country which is guilty of shameful unspeakable behavior in the 21st century. May the United States of America never forget their sacrifice as we find ways to forcefully deal with the Godforsaken unappreciative, forgetful country of France!

1 posted on 03/24/2003 6:00:22 AM PST by hilaryrhymeswithrich
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2 posted on 03/24/2003 6:02:20 AM PST by Diogenesis (If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.)
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To: hilaryrhymeswithrich
Please cite your source.
According to the article, all of France is in Ruins.
10 on the scale can be felt in the US.
It's logrithmic you know.
No source given.
Questionable content.
Posted by a newbe.
Could be intentional disinformation against the FR network.

Again...
Please cite source.
3 posted on 03/24/2003 6:04:03 AM PST by vannrox (The Preamble to the Bill of Rights - without it, our Bill of Rights is meaningless!)
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It's a joke
4 posted on 03/24/2003 6:05:49 AM PST by AppyPappy (Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.)
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To: vannrox
Yes I'm a newbie, but did you read it???? Meant to lighten the modd a little.......
5 posted on 03/24/2003 6:06:54 AM PST by hilaryrhymeswithrich
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To: vannrox
Read the cause of the quakes, and try to understand that it's a joke.
6 posted on 03/24/2003 6:06:55 AM PST by krb (the statement on the other side of this tagline is false)
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To: Diogenesis
I located the info.
It is from a JOKE site.
This is not serious.
Please put the proper references in the posts in the future.
Thank you.

Additionally,
It has been diseminated via e-mail and,
Has been posted on FR.
It can be seen HERE.
7 posted on 03/24/2003 6:06:56 AM PST by vannrox (The Preamble to the Bill of Rights - without it, our Bill of Rights is meaningless!)
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To: vannrox
LOL.

I see somebody checked their e-mail today.

Can the "I am an American" speech from Ted Carlin (or was that George Nuget?) be next?

8 posted on 03/24/2003 6:07:36 AM PST by TomB
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Has been posted on FR.

OVER AND OVER and over and over and over and.........

9 posted on 03/24/2003 6:08:34 AM PST by TomB
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To: TomB
Jeez! Sorry! It was the first time I have seen it. Lighten up guys! Let a girl havesome fun!
10 posted on 03/24/2003 6:10:24 AM PST by hilaryrhymeswithrich
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Let a girl havesome fun!

You just did. You are no longer a FR virgin. Cigarette?

11 posted on 03/24/2003 6:13:17 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: hilaryrhymeswithrich
Thanks for posting. I hadn't seen it.
13 posted on 03/24/2003 6:13:45 AM PST by freedom4ever
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To: vannrox
I know its a joke. So is France and the cartoon I posted.

BTW, I did not post the article. Take care.

14 posted on 03/24/2003 6:16:41 AM PST by Diogenesis (If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.)
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To: hilaryrhymeswithrich
Links to a number of good humor websites

Link to the top conservative forum on the Web
15 posted on 03/24/2003 6:24:52 AM PST by willieroe
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To: hilaryrhymeswithrich
Is Jock Shitrack safe?
16 posted on 03/24/2003 6:37:51 AM PST by Piquaboy
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earthquake France
17 posted on 03/24/2003 6:38:46 AM PST by SMEDLEYBUTLER
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To: 1rudeboy
Cigarette and a towel.....they were kind of rough with me! I'll stay strong, lol!
18 posted on 03/24/2003 6:39:19 AM PST by hilaryrhymeswithrich
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To: vannrox

Doh!

19 posted on 03/24/2003 6:42:30 AM PST by SMEDLEYBUTLER
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To: hilaryrhymeswithrich
Welcome to the real world.

Don't worry You are not in real trouble until You recieve a Freepmail from Jim Robinson

20 posted on 03/24/2003 6:44:43 AM PST by ChefKeith (NASCAR...everything else is just a game!)
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