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Female Anatomy Inspired Stonehenge
Discovery News ^
| Feb. 28, 2003
| By Jennifer Viegas, Discovery News
Posted on 03/02/2003 4:02:02 PM PST by vannrox
Female Anatomy Inspired Stonehenge?
By Jennifer Viegas, Discovery News
Feb. 28, 2003 —The design of Stonehenge, the 4,800-year-old monument in southwestern England, was based on female sexual anatomy, according to a paper in the current Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine.
The theory could explain why the ancients constructed Stonehenge and similar monuments throughout the United Kingdom.
Anthony Perks, a professor emeritus of obstetrics and gynecology at the University of British Colombia in Vancouver, and a doctor at the university's Women's Hospital, first thought of Stonehenge's connection to women after noticing how some of the stones were smooth, while others were left rough. "It must have taken enormous effort to smooth the stones," Perks, co-author of the journal paper, told Discovery News.
Thinking how estrogen causes a woman's skin to be smoother than a man's, the observation led Perks to further analyze the monument in anatomical terms.
He noticed how the inner stone trilithons were arranged in a more elliptical, or egg-shaped, pattern than a true circle. Comparing the layout with the shape of female sexual organs showed surprising parallels.
Perks believes the labia majora could be represented by the outer stone circle and possibly the outer mound, with the inner circle serving as the labia minora, the altar stone as the clitoris and the empty geometric center outlined by bluestones representing the birth canal.
In support of the theory, the body of a sacrificial child was found buried at the center of the circles at nearby Woodhenge, suggesting both monuments followed similar layouts. Perks even speculates a child's body might lie buried at the center of Stonehenge.
Unlike other mounds in the U.K., very few burials are located around Stonehenge.
"I believe it was meant to be a place of life, not death," said Perks, who thinks Stonehenge overall represents an Earth Mother goddess.
He explained that both western Neolithic cultures and the early Celts believed in such a goddess. Hundreds of figurines representing the idea of an Earth Mother, he said, have been found in Europe. They were created at a time when mortality at birth was high, suggesting Stonehenge could have been used for fertility ceremonies, which may have linked human birth to the birth of plants and animals upon which the people depended.
John David North, professor of philosophy emeritus at the University of Groningen in the Netherlands, outlines another theory in his book "Stonehenge: A New Interpretation of Prehistoric Man and the Cosmos." North believes the stones in the monument have precise alignments to stars in the cosmos and that Stonehenge served as an astronomical observatory and a celestial map.
While Perks acknowledges the celestial link, he views it in a different light.
"At Stonehenge you see an arc of sky together with Earth on that open Salisbury Plain," Perks said. "It is as though Father Sun is meeting Earth Mother in an equal way at a place looking towards the future."
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Philosophy; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: anatomy; archaeology; female; ggg; godsgravesglyphs; history; men; past; stone; stonehednge; stonehenge; uk; whackytheory; women
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That's why Bill Clinton spends so much time there!
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:02:02 PM PST
by
vannrox
To: vannrox
And their cold and impenetrable.
To: vannrox
Well, one can say that the female anatomy has been the major inspiration of male efforts throughout history. *weg*
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:05:54 PM PST
by
LenS
To: vannrox
This guy is an idiot.
4
posted on
03/02/2003 4:13:05 PM PST
by
Khurkris
(Onward...thru the fog.)
To: vannrox
Right....just like Robin Hood was gay, Thomas Jefferson fathered Sally Hemmings' children, Aesop was African, blah, blah, blah.
Last time I saw a picture of Stonehenge, I saw long hard things sticking up. Looks more like my husband than it does me, IMHO.
5
posted on
03/02/2003 4:16:43 PM PST
by
Lizavetta
To: Khurkris
no .... he isn't an idiot.....the people that pay him are the idiots!!!!!!
To: vannrox
Anthony Perks, a professor emeritus of obstetrics and gynecology at the University of British Colombia in Vancouver, and a doctor at the university's Women's Hospital, first thought of Stonehenge's connection to women after noticing how some of the stones were smooth, while others were left rough. "It must have taken enormous effort to smooth the stones," Perks, co-author of the journal paper, told Discovery News.To an idiot with a hammer, every problem is a nail...
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:20:07 PM PST
by
BradyLS
To: LenS
Well, one can say that the female anatomy has been the major inspiration of male efforts throughout history Beat me too it! Yes, men will do many very odd things just to get a piece of female anatomy...
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:23:00 PM PST
by
69ConvertibleFirebird
(Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
To: vannrox; Khurkris; LenS; DainBramage; snopercod
His proposition is not much different than this:

To: vannrox
I knew it reminded me of something.
10
posted on
03/02/2003 4:23:54 PM PST
by
Salman
To: LenS
Well, one can say that the female anatomy has been the major inspiration of male efforts throughout history. *weg*That explains those salt storage domes the highway dept. has taken to building around here.
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:25:50 PM PST
by
tacticalogic
(Controlled application of force is the sincerest form of communication.)
To: vannrox; dighton; aculeus; babylonian
Anthony Perks Obviously a pen name for "Bill Clinton".
To: First_Salute
Carl Sagan thanks you.
I'm not sure that the rest of us do. LOL
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:33:06 PM PST
by
bonesmccoy
(Defeat the terrorists... Vaccinate!)
To: vannrox
I've been there, looks like a bunch of rocks..inspired by women??? Will the revision of history never end???
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:35:32 PM PST
by
Porterville
(Screw the grammar,)
To: vannrox
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:35:52 PM PST
by
csvset
To: vannrox
He explained that both western Neolithic cultures and the early Celts believed in such a goddess. Hundreds of figurines representing the idea of an Earth Mother, he said, have been found in Europe. Just because I have a stack of nudie mags in my bedroom doesn't necesarily mean I am worshiping "Earth Mother"
Them little clay naked chicks??? Prehistoric porn... and I bet there is evidence for that too.
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:38:19 PM PST
by
Porterville
(Screw the grammar,)
To: Salman
"I knew it reminded me of something."
Wow, pre historic porn.
To: vannrox
Like Stonehenge, this person has been out in the sun too long.
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:38:26 PM PST
by
DoughtyOne
(Freeper Caribbean Cruise May 31-June 7, Staterooms As Low As $510 Per Person For Entire Week!)
To: bonesmccoy
Bump.
To: Porterville
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:42:37 PM PST
by
Straight Vermonter
(I don't believe in hyphenating Americans)
To: vannrox
Why am I reading this article?
Memo to self: "Get a life".
To: Straight Vermonter
Damn!!! She's hot!!! Can I borrow your figurine for the day???
Here is a clay figurine of my chick:
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:47:01 PM PST
by
Porterville
(Screw the grammar,)
To: Porterville
Most of them were fat and ugly, this womans selfesteem movent makes want to Barf, I think I will barf anyway.
As a guy, I think wife and kids are they secure, well housed and fed, then I think deatroying my foes, more psyco trash from a grad student.
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:48:43 PM PST
by
Little Bill
(No Rats, A.N.S.W.E.R (WWP) is a commie front!!!!)
To: vannrox
"Perks believes the labia majora could be represented by the outer stone circle and possibly the outer mound, with the inner circle serving as the labia minora, the altar stone as the clitoris and the empty geometric center outlined by bluestones representing the birth canal." Hmmm... sounds like maybe it's been awhile for poor Dr. Perks.
To: vannrox
That this clown finds a sexual inspiration for Stonehenge says a lot more about him than about the builders of Stonehenge. This is a case of Freudian projection writ large.
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:51:00 PM PST
by
IronJack
To: vannrox
Built like a
brick stone
$#!*house observatory?
Doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
;-)
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:52:39 PM PST
by
StriperSniper
(Frogs are for gigging)
To: Darling Lili
the altar stone as the clitoris and the empty geometric center outlined by bluestones representing the birth canal. I'm no doctor but that doesn't seem right to me. Maybe there is something Mrs. SV has not been telling me.
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:55:04 PM PST
by
Straight Vermonter
(I don't believe in hyphenating Americans)
To: vannrox
What a crock! I've been to Stonehenge, there is nothing feminine about it.
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:56:21 PM PST
by
Ditter
To: Porterville
I visited Stonehenge while working in London in the '70's. On one visit, there was a male and a female off to one side "getting it on", which surprised an old Okie.
I was told that England has a dearth of places for boy and girl to go to do what comes naturally, so they take advantage of what opportunity offers.
Do you suppose this is data that the gynecologist who proposed this absurd "Stonehenge is vaginal" theory needs?
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posted on
03/02/2003 4:56:22 PM PST
by
Ole Okie
To: Straight Vermonter
Reminds of an old Weekend Update bit with Norm McDonald. To paraphrase: "Scientists have recently discovered that while prehistoric man was hunting woolly mammoths and battling sabre-toothed tigers, prehistoric woman was sitting on her butt, eating chocolate bon-bons.
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posted on
03/02/2003 5:03:25 PM PST
by
BradyLS
To: vannrox
Okay...let's see if Dr. Perks can find the "female" features in THIS massive Neolithic British monument (the Cerne Abbas Giant):
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posted on
03/02/2003 5:11:09 PM PST
by
MikalM
(Sometimes a stone monument is just a stone monument)
To: MikalM
...and in case someone with a lack of respect for our Stone Age heritage removes the previous pic,
you can find it here.
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posted on
03/02/2003 5:12:53 PM PST
by
MikalM
(Sometimes a stone monument is just a stone monument)
To: vannrox
Next stop on his itinerary is St. Louis to survey the arch. Then on to McDonalds.
To: Khurkris
the guy has a frigid wife?
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posted on
03/02/2003 5:19:25 PM PST
by
arthurus
To: vannrox
"It must have taken enormous effort to smooth the stones," Perks, co-author of the journal paper, told Discovery News.That's usually said about the guys - neh?
To: vannrox
Bill Clinton going on a pilgrimage.
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posted on
03/02/2003 5:22:09 PM PST
by
ChadGore
(Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordian)
To: vannrox
It's time for the tin foil hat.
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posted on
03/02/2003 5:22:59 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: Straight Vermonter
You've got a lot of nerve posting that filth here!
To: Ole Okie
Perks believes the labia majora could be represented by the outer stone circle and possibly the outer mound, with the inner circle serving as the labia minora, the altar stone as the clitoris and the empty geometric center outlined by bluestones representing the birth canal. I sure hope this guy doesn't dig up a KFC 18 piece bucket of bones; he'd rewrite the evolution of fowl.
To: vannrox
| the early Celts believed in such a goddess. Hundreds of figurines representing the idea of an Earth Mother, he said, have been found in Europe. I'm always suspicious of these stories about Earth Mother figurines. Why they aren't just prehistoric Barbie dolls? How many thousands of Barbie "figurines" are they going to find when they dig us up in a couple thousand years? "Oh, look at this, they worshipped the goddess of clothes!"
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posted on
03/02/2003 5:29:45 PM PST
by
Nick Danger
(Freeps Ahoy! Caribbean cruise May 31... from $610 http://www.freeper.org)
To: vannrox
"Anthony Perks, a professor emeritus of obstetrics and gynecology....to further analyze the monument in anatomical terms....with the shape of female sexual organs showed surprising parallels. 
I guess if you fixed air conditioners for a living, everything would start looking like a compressor.
To: Porterville
Hey, that's my mother you're oogling!!!!
To: Darling Lili
Hmmm... sounds like maybe it's been awhile for poor Dr. Perks. LOL! No kidding!
I see he's got the labia minora and majora "located," along with the clitoris and the birth canal. So where's the perineum?
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posted on
03/02/2003 5:36:10 PM PST
by
Andante
To: Darling Lili
Hmmm... sounds like maybe it's been awhile for poor Dr. Perks.Ha! Dr. Perks gets no perks.
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posted on
03/02/2003 5:52:40 PM PST
by
meyer
To: MikalM
Strangely, I looked at #31 and wondered, almost immediately, what Beavis would say.
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posted on
03/02/2003 5:55:23 PM PST
by
meyer
To: vannrox
Our anatomies have inspired so much more than just that.
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posted on
03/02/2003 6:02:35 PM PST
by
Wondervixen
(Ask for her by name--Accept no substitutes!)
To: Straight Vermonter
A prehistoric Rosie O'Donnell doll!
47
posted on
03/02/2003 6:05:19 PM PST
by
nonliberal
(Taglines? We don't need no stinkin' taglines!)
To: vannrox; cmsgop
Ewww!
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posted on
03/02/2003 6:13:25 PM PST
by
Jhoffa_
(Jhoffa_X)
To: Andante
Maybe the perineum isn't a biggie for him?
To: meyer
Strangely, I looked at #31 and wondered, almost immediately, what Beavis would say. "Heh, heh, heh! Major wood! Heh, heh, heh!"
BTW, the Cerne Abbas Giant is about 2,000 years old, and is thought to be the joint project of Celts and Roman occupiers in the regions. He's sort of a cross between the Celtic Cernunnos (hence the name of the village) and the Roman Hercules. An ancient local tradition says that women who wanted to conceive would spend a night sleeping on the Giant's manhood for increased fertility.
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posted on
03/02/2003 6:36:59 PM PST
by
MikalM
(Sometimes a stone monument is just a stone monument)
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