Peaceniks fall out on human shield mission (HOLD MUH BEER!)

The Sunday Times ^ | February 9, 2003 | Jane Mulkerrins

[Monti Cello]

Turkey deported him to where, precisely?

The diplomatic thing would be to dump him in international waters.

One questions for the 'human shields':

Do you realize that after your flesh and bones are vaporized by American daisy cutter bombs, your ultimate human impact will be simply to have added to the greenhouse effect?

[AnnaZ]

Schadenfreude alert!!

 

(It doesn't get any better than this, FRiends. Who wants to write the script?)

[Trailerpark Badass]

Liberals could f*ck up a wet dream.

[John Lenin]

Now if we cn get them to hold the GPS devices, they won't live long enough to remember seeing anything.

[JAWs]

The sooner we get to Baghdad where we can live more cheaply, the better.”

There's a revealing statement.
Pity if they don't make it. I'd love our armed forces to do Darwin's work with these idiotarians.

[AnnaZ]

Talking Heads --  Road To Nowhere

WELL WE KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOIN'
BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'VE BEEN
AND WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE KNOWIN'
BUT WE CAN'T SAY WHAT WE'VE SEEN
AND WE'RE NOT LITTLE CHILDREN
AND WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT
AND THE FUTURE IS CERTAIN
GIVE US TIME TO WORK IT OUT

We're on a road to nowhere
Come on inside
Takin' that ride to nowhere
We'll take that ride

I'm feelin' okay this mornin'
And you know,
We're on the road to paradise
Here we go, here we go

CHORUS

Maybe you wonder where you are
I don't care
Here is where time is on our side
Take you there...take you there

We're on a road to nowhere
We're on a road to nowhere
We're on a road to nowhere

There's a city in my mind
Come along and take that ride
and it's all right, baby, it's all right

And it's very far away
But it's growing day by day
And it's all right, baby, it's all right

They can tell you what to do
But they'll make a fool of you
And it's all right, baby, it's all right

We're on a road to nowhere

[perfect stranger]

..or how about, "Suppose they threw an anti-war rally and noone came." LOL

[Rome2000]

If they think the trip was bad, wait until they are confronted with the choice of being blown to bits by the USA or shot to death by the Iraqis.

[Bob]

London to Baghdad...999

Baghdad to Smithereens...Priceless :=)

[keithtoo]

Bill & Ted & Saddams's Excellent Peace Advaenture

Dude.....I think we're lost!

[Dec31,1999]

There are so many ironies in this article, that I just have to laugh!

For example, Saddam Hussein, the "benevolent dictator", requires that the people coming into his kingdom who support benevolent dictators, take HIV tests, whereas the US, under the "Evil Republican Capitalist" requires no such "discrimination". LOL! You can't make this stuff up!

[cardinal4]

Do you realize that after your flesh and bones are vaporized by American daisy cutter bombs, your ultimate human impact will be simply to have added to the greenhouse effect?

Thanks a lot, I sprayed Mug Root Beer all over my screen! ROTFLMAO!!!

[Alouette]

“We are buying our own hypodermic syringes”, said Williams.

Bringing their own heroin too, no doubt.

[Enough is ENOUGH]

Would some generous donor please come forward and finance the rest of the trip for these idiots so they can get to ground zero in Baghdad before the war starts and be quickly put out of their misery. Sheeesh!

[Vince Ferrer]

Spinal Tap could not have put together a better tour.

Very funny.

[Simmy]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Turn over 999 and what do you have? :-P

Would've been better for the world if we allowed them passage. That way, when the bombs start falling, we would have less morons taking up space on this world.

[AF68]

The best-laid plans of mice and men go oft astray.

Someone should inform the Turkish authorities that these scum-sucking commie rats have secreted drugs where the sun don't shine. Hee hee

[Bogey78O]

Yea, a cell phone does emit a weak EM signal. If you have an EM amplifier you can hear it send out short static bursts. How else do you think your phone gets calls? It's constantly querying the local cell tower to keep updated. Thus the little signal strength bar.

[Atilla_the_Hun]

M.I.

Talk about miserable people...

If I was the CIA, I would hand-out roadmaps, money and food and get this same reporter to write daily stories regarding these troubadours of useful idiots...

[Bogey78O]

I'm thinking of learning Flash animation just so I can make a nice music video of them set to "I'm your puppet" by the boxtops.