Your Attention, Please [Regarding Keywords]

[Admin Moderator]

Is this thing on? Plug in that cord over there. Yes that one. NO NOT INTO THAT PLUG yes that one. Thanks. Testing 1 2 3.

Hi everyone. Your friendly neighborhood AM here.

Keywords. You've seen them. You love them. Maybe you have even abused them.

Please don't abuse keywords. There are children in China doing without keywords.

Seriously, do not use the add keywords feature as a way to anonymously slam someone. Keyword abuse can result in any of the following:

1) Having who added what keyword be revealed at the whim of sadistic moderators, such as myself.

2) Suspension of posting privileges

3) Banning, if it is really really bad or if warnings are ignored,

4) I can't really say, but if you saw Johnny Dangerously, you would know what might happen. Same thing as if you let something come between, you know, and you.

We now send you back to your regularly scheduled Freeping.

PS: Whatever you do, don't press the red button.

Hi mom!

[blau993]

Can you abuse tag lines too?

Don't know, but I got drunk at a wedding one time and abused a conga line.

[Admin Moderator]

Dang. I will have to work on my unpredictability.

[cactusSharp]

not guilty...pc stupid.....seems a "keyword" today
is DUCK (it's an Iraq thing)

[blam]

This is breaking News?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

This is the last time I'll ever abuse keywords. I swear.

[tomkat]

... btw, does Jim know you're MUI ?

[Admin Moderator]

I warned you....;-)

Action	User	Date/Time
Add Keyword: PAROLA CHIAVE	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 5:03 PM EST
Add Keyword: PALABRA CLAVE	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 5:03 PM EST
Add Keyword: MOT CLE	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 5:03 PM EST
Add Keyword: KEYWORDWHOOPS	EternalVigilance	01/30/2003 4:58 PM EST
Add Keyword: ADMINS ARE DU PLANTS	Timesink	01/30/2003 4:56 PM EST
Add Keyword: BLAME CANADA	Timesink	01/30/2003 4:56 PM EST
Add Keyword: BEAVER COLLEGE	Timesink	01/30/2003 4:56 PM EST
Add Keyword: KEYWORD TO THE CITY	Loyalist	01/30/2003 4:56 PM EST
Add Keyword: I CANT HELP MYSELF	PBRSTREETGANG	01/30/2003 4:54 PM EST
Add Keyword: IFUCNRDTHISUR2CLOSE	Timesink	01/30/2003 4:53 PM EST
Add Keyword: DUSUCKS	KansasConservative1	01/30/2003 4:53 PM EST
Add Keyword: WHYKEYKEYBEACH	EternalVigilance	01/30/2003 4:53 PM EST
Add Keyword: MANOS	Timesink	01/30/2003 4:53 PM EST
Add Keyword: THE HANDS OF FATE	Timesink	01/30/2003 4:53 PM EST
Add Keyword: ALL YOUR KEYWORDS BE	KansasConservative1	01/30/2003 4:53 PM EST
Add Keyword: LONG TO US	KansasConservative1	01/30/2003 4:53 PM EST
Add Keyword: BOOM SHAKALAKA THIS	habs4ever	01/30/2003 4:52 PM EST
Add Keyword: UNINTNDEDCONSEQUENCE	EternalVigilance	01/30/2003 4:51 PM EST
Add Keyword: CUBES OF FURY	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:50 PM EST
Add Keyword: TEETH OF HORROR	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:50 PM EST
Add Keyword: GONNA GET BANNED	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:50 PM EST
Add Keyword: MECHANICAL CRAYON	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:50 PM EST
Add Keyword: KWANZAA	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:50 PM EST
Add Keyword: ANONYMOUS	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:50 PM EST
Add Keyword: KEYWORD GRAFFITI	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:50 PM EST
Add Keyword: HAIKU FOR YOU	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:50 PM EST
Add Keyword: MCGOVERN EAGLETON 04	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:50 PM EST
Add Keyword: CHEESEEATING	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:49 PM EST
Add Keyword: SURRENDERMONKEYS	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:49 PM EST
Add Keyword: FRENCH SURRENDER	CJ Wolf	01/30/2003 4:49 PM EST
Add Keyword: ZEDS DEAD BABY	PBRSTREETGANG	01/30/2003 4:45 PM EST
Add Keyword: DONTEATTHISAPPLE	EternalVigilance	01/30/2003 4:45 PM EST
Add Keyword: BLAME SOMEONE ELSE	cdefreese	01/30/2003 4:44 PM EST
Add Keyword: BLAME FOCAULT	habs4ever	01/30/2003 4:43 PM EST
Add Keyword: THATS HEDLEY	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:43 PM EST
Add Keyword: HEDY LAMARR	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:43 PM EST
Add Keyword: HALL MONITOR	habs4ever	01/30/2003 4:42 PM EST
Add Keyword: CLINTON SINKMASTER	narby	01/30/2003 4:39 PM EST
Add Keyword: YOUVE BEEN FLAMED	Glenn	01/30/2003 4:37 PM EST
Add Keyword: DEATH TO MODERATOR	The Old Hoosier	01/30/2003 4:36 PM EST
Add Keyword: THE KEYWORD IS ABUSE	PBRSTREETGANG	01/30/2003 4:34 PM EST
Add Keyword: PEPPERJACK CHEESE	Little Ms. FReepette	01/30/2003 4:34 PM EST
Add Keyword: KEYWORD LIME PIE	Poohbah	01/30/2003 4:34 PM EST
Add Keyword: KEYWORD SENSITIVITY	Search4Truth	01/30/2003 4:34 PM EST
Add Keyword: CLINTON RULESNOT	Little Ms. FReepette	01/30/2003 4:33 PM EST
Add Keyword: HOOFHEARTED	Gun142	01/30/2003 4:33 PM EST
Add Keyword: CLINTON RULES	Little Ms. FReepette	01/30/2003 4:32 PM EST
Add Keyword: OJWUZHERE	dennisw	01/30/2003 4:31 PM EST
Add Keyword: PUT ICE ON IT	Little Ms. FReepette	01/30/2003 4:30 PM EST
Add Keyword: COME AND GET ME MOD	PBRSTREETGANG	01/30/2003 4:30 PM EST
Add Keyword: BART SIMPSON	Little Ms. FReepette	01/30/2003 4:30 PM EST
Add Keyword: HOMER SIMPSON	Little Ms. FReepette	01/30/2003 4:30 PM EST
Add Keyword: CRUSTY THE CLOWN	Little Ms. FReepette	01/30/2003 4:30 PM EST
Add Keyword: STAINED BLUE DRESS	Phantom Lord	01/30/2003 4:29 PM EST
Add Keyword: IS THIS AN OPUS	Polycarp	01/30/2003 4:29 PM EST
Add Keyword: THE REAL KILLER	Phantom Lord	01/30/2003 4:29 PM EST
Add Keyword: MODERATE THIS	PBRSTREETGANG	01/30/2003 4:28 PM EST
Add Keyword: BRIE	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:27 PM EST
Add Keyword: MUENSTER	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:27 PM EST
Add Keyword: CHEDDAR	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:27 PM EST
Add Keyword: PROVOLONE	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:27 PM EST
Add Keyword: SWISS	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:27 PM EST
Add Keyword: GOUDA	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:27 PM EST
Add Keyword: FETA	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:27 PM EST
Add Keyword: OJ IS STILL INNOCENT	PBRSTREETGANG	01/30/2003 4:27 PM EST
Add Keyword: ELVIS IS ALIVE	Little Ms. FReepette	01/30/2003 4:24 PM EST
Add Keyword: YOUR KEYWORD HERE	oldvike	01/30/2003 4:24 PM EST
Add Keyword: PUT SOME ICE ON THAT	Oldeconomybuyer	01/30/2003 4:23 PM EST
Add Keyword: HIGHSCHOOLLUNCHLADY	dead	01/30/2003 4:23 PM EST
Add Keyword: NEWKIDSONTHEBLOCK	Little Ms. FReepette	01/30/2003 4:23 PM EST
Add Keyword: KAYWORD	Little Ms. FReepette	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: THATS THE FACT JACK	Johnny Gage	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: SAVED BY THE BELL	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: BILL WALTON	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: A C SLATER	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: ODOR	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: MENUDO	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: CANNONBALL RUN 2	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: I BELIEVE YOU ANITA	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: ROBOCOP	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: THE F KEYWORD	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: KEYWORD CONSPIRACY	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: THE N KEYWORD	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: SPIRO AGNEW 2004	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: ZACK MORRIS	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: HATE KEYWORDS	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: AQUEDUCT	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: MONKEY EXCREMENT	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: LIONEL RICHIE	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: REELECT GORE 2004	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: MY ODOR	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: KIDNEY	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:22 PM EST
Add Keyword: FARGIN ICEHOLE	PBRSTREETGANG	01/30/2003 4:20 PM EST
Add Keyword: IT WASNT ME	tomkat	01/30/2003 4:19 PM EST
Add Keyword: MISUNDERESTIMATE	Oldeconomybuyer	01/30/2003 4:19 PM EST
Add Keyword: ZOT	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:19 PM EST
Add Keyword: WHERE ARE MY KEYS	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:19 PM EST
Add Keyword: FLINDARK	King Nothing	01/30/2003 4:18 PM EST
Add Keyword: LOST IN KEYWORDS	Oldeconomybuyer	01/30/2003 4:17 PM EST
Add Keyword: KEYWORD LEGACY	Oldeconomybuyer	01/30/2003 4:17 PM EST
Add Keyword: KEYWORDS UNITED	Oldeconomybuyer	01/30/2003 4:17 PM EST
Add Keyword: SHOWERING KEYWORDS	Oldeconomybuyer	01/30/2003 4:17 PM EST
Add Keyword: ANNA KOURNIKOVA	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:17 PM EST
Add Keyword: ADMINS KICK PUPPIES	Timesink	01/30/2003 4:17 PM EST
Add Keyword: GREEN BAY PACKERS	Little Ms. FReepette	01/30/2003 4:16 PM EST
Add Keyword: DOH	Phantom Lord	01/30/2003 4:16 PM EST
Add Keyword: I BLAME SOCIETY	GoreIsLove	01/30/2003 4:16 PM EST
Add Keyword: SPONGEBOBSQUAREPANTS	Phantom Lord	01/30/2003 4:16 PM EST
Add Keyword: IT TAKES A VILLAGE	Little Ms. FReepette	01/30/2003 4:15 PM EST
Add Keyword: EMPERORNOCLOTHES	Karsus	01/30/2003 4:14 PM EST
Add Keyword: KEY THIS	Phantom Lord	01/30/2003 4:13 PM EST
Add Keyword: CHEESE	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:13 PM EST
Add Keyword: MOOSE	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:13 PM EST
Add Keyword: LLAMAS	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:13 PM EST
Add Keyword: ALGORE	Little Ms. FReepette	01/30/2003 4:13 PM EST
Add Keyword: TOES	Little Ms. FReepette	01/30/2003 4:13 PM EST
Add Keyword: STRATEGERY	Phantom Lord	01/30/2003 4:13 PM EST
Add Keyword: WHINE CHEESE	kAcknor	01/30/2003 4:13 PM EST
Add Keyword: SCHLSSELWORT	Cagey	01/30/2003 4:13 PM EST
Add Keyword: ALLYOURKWBELONG2FR	narby	01/30/2003 4:12 PM EST
Add Keyword: BURGER KING BATHROOM	Phantom Lord	01/30/2003 4:12 PM EST
Add Keyword: KEY HOLE	Oldeconomybuyer	01/30/2003 4:11 PM EST
Add Keyword: KEYS TO SUCCESS	Oldeconomybuyer	01/30/2003 4:11 PM EST
Add Keyword: KEY WEST	Oldeconomybuyer	01/30/2003 4:11 PM EST
Add Keyword: RISKY KEY	Oldeconomybuyer	01/30/2003 4:11 PM EST
Add Keyword: KILLJOY	habs4ever	01/30/2003 4:11 PM EST
Add Keyword: AA SHARES	AppyPappy	01/30/2003 4:11 PM EST
Add Keyword: LOCK BOX	Oldeconomybuyer	01/30/2003 4:10 PM EST
Add Keyword: RISKY SCHEME	Oldeconomybuyer	01/30/2003 4:10 PM EST
Add Keyword: SOREKEYWORDMAN	Oldeconomybuyer	01/30/2003 4:10 PM EST
Add Keyword: WHATHESAID	TonyInOhio	01/30/2003 4:09 PM EST
Add Keyword: ABUSE HOTLINE	Phantom Lord	01/30/2003 4:07 PM EST
Add Keyword: MATERIAL BREACH	Phantom Lord	01/30/2003 4:07 PM EST
Add Keyword: JUST SAY NO	Chad Fairbanks	01/30/2003 4:07 PM EST
Add Keyword: HOLD MUH KEYWORD	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:06 PM EST
Add Keyword: DOITFORTHECHILDREN	JameRetief	01/30/2003 4:06 PM EST
Add Keyword: KEYWORDS	swarthyguy	01/30/2003 4:06 PM EST
Add Keyword: KEYWORD	swarthyguy	01/30/2003 4:06 PM EST
Add Keyword: CLICK TO ADD KEYWORD	Redcloak	01/30/2003 4:06 PM EST
Add Keyword: KEYWORDABUSE	swarthyguy	01/30/2003 4:06 PM EST
Add Keyword: FOR THE CHILDREN	Phantom Lord	01/30/2003 4:05 PM EST
Add Keyword: ONLYUCANSAVEKEYWORDS	JameRetief	01/30/2003 4:05 PM EST
Add Keyword: ADMINLECTURESERIES	Glenn	01/30/2003 4:04 PM EST
Add Keyword: THISSPACELEFTBLANK	Chad Fairbanks	01/30/2003 4:02 PM EST

[Molly Pitcher]

LOL Bump. But understand you're really, really serious.:-))

[RedBloodedAmerican]

KEYWORDS: A C SLATER; AA SHARES; ABUSE HOTLINE; ADMINLECTURESERIES; ADMINS ARE DU PLANTS; ADMINS KICK PUPPIES; ALGORE; ALL YOUR KEYWORDS BE; ALLYOURKWBELONG2FR; ANNA KOURNIKOVA; ANONYMOUS; AQUEDUCT; BART SIMPSON; BEAVER COLLEGE; BILL WALTON; BLAME CANADA; BLAME FOCAULT; BLAME SOMEONE ELSE; BOOM SHAKALAKA THIS; BRIE; BURGER KING BATHROOM; CANNONBALL RUN 2; CHEDDAR; CHEESE; CHEESEEATING; CLICK TO ADD KEYWORD; CLINTON RULES; CLINTON RULESNOT; CLINTON SINKMASTER; COME AND GET ME MOD; CRUSTY THE CLOWN; CUBES OF FURY; DEATH TO MODERATOR; DOH; DOITFORTHECHILDREN; DONTEATTHISAPPLE; DUSUCKS; ELVIS IS ALIVE; EMPERORNOCLOTHES; FARGIN ICEHOLE; FETA; FLINDARK; FOR THE CHILDREN; FRENCH SURRENDER; GONNA GET BANNED; GOUDA; GREEN BAY PACKERS; HAIKU FOR YOU; HALL MONITOR; HATE KEYWORDS; HEDY LAMARR; HIGHSCHOOLLUNCHLADY; HOLD MUH KEYWORD; HOMER SIMPSON; HOOFHEARTED; I BELIEVE YOU ANITA; I BLAME SOCIETY; I CANT HELP MYSELF; IFUCNRDTHISUR2CLOSE; IS THIS AN OPUS; IT TAKES A VILLAGE; IT WASNT ME; JUST SAY NO; KAYWORD; KEY HOLE; KEY THIS; KEY WEST; KEYS TO SUCCESS; KEYWORD; KEYWORD CONSPIRACY; KEYWORD GRAFFITI; KEYWORD LEGACY; KEYWORD LIME PIE; KEYWORD SENSITIVITY; KEYWORD TO THE CITY; KEYWORDABUSE; KEYWORDS; KEYWORDS UNITED; KEYWORDWHOOPS; KIDNEY; KILLJOY; KWANZAA; LIONEL RICHIE; LLAMAS; LOCK BOX; LONG TO US; LOST IN KEYWORDS; MANOS; MATERIAL BREACH; MCGOVERN EAGLETON 04; MECHANICAL CRAYON; MENUDO; MISUNDERESTIMATE; MODERATE THIS; MONKEY EXCREMENT; MOOSE; MOT CLE; MUENSTER; MY ODOR; NEWKIDSONTHEBLOCK; ODOR; OJ IS STILL INNOCENT; OJWUZHERE; ONLYUCANSAVEKEYWORDS; PALABRA CLAVE; PAROLA CHIAVE; PEPPERJACK CHEESE; PROVOLONE; PUT ICE ON IT; PUT SOME ICE ON THAT; REELECT GORE 2004; RISKY KEY; RISKY SCHEME; ROBOCOP; SAVED BY THE BELL; SCHLSSELWORT; SHOWERING KEYWORDS; SOREKEYWORDMAN; SPIRO AGNEW 2004; SPONGEBOBSQUAREPANTS; STAINED BLUE DRESS; STRATEGERY; SURRENDERMONKEYS; SWISS; TEETH OF HORROR; THATS HEDLEY; THATS THE FACT JACK; THE F KEYWORD; THE HANDS OF FATE; THE KEYWORD IS ABUSE; THE N KEYWORD; THE REAL KILLER; THISSPACELEFTBLANK; TOES; UNINTNDEDCONSEQUENCE; VEY SERIES WISEGUY; WHATHESAID; WHERE ARE MY KEYS; WHINE CHEESE; WHYKEYKEYBEACH; YOUR KEYWORD HERE; YOUVE BEEN FLAMED; ZACK MORRIS; ZEDS DEAD BABY; ZOT; Click to Add Keyword

You had to know this was coming. Ya gotta love it.

[Poohbah]

I proudly admit that I added "KEYWORD LIME PIE."

[Timesink]

Wow, you're vey series.

[justshe]

ROFL!!!!! Now that's some series warning!

[twyn1]

YIKES -- Now I'm REALLY glad I didn't add "ILIKESPAM" -- I swear I was going too....

[Fred Mertz]

You got stone cold busted!

[justshe]

So quiet you could hear a keyword drop.

[tomkat]

if you'd respected your audience enough to do that in Excel, etc.,
at least we coulda sorted on username, nucular keyword, etc ...

[PBRSTREETGANG]

OK, OK, I take back "COME AND GET ME MOD" and "MODERATE THIS"

[GoreIsLove]

i've been framed. the dna evidence has been tampered with. it's only sex. if the glove does not fit, you must acquit. i have sinned against you, oh lord. she said she was 18. my speedometer only read 55. i really did donate $56,000 worth of blankets to salvation army...

[Skooz]

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. After this trying day, I got a real chuckle out of this. I needed this.