Caption This Pic of a Potential U.S. Peacenik 'Human Shield' in Baghdad!

Mideast Truth ^ | January 8, 2003 | Kristina Olsen

[PrairieDawg]

Blasphemy!

Why isn't she playing an el cheapo guitar instead of a Gibson? It'll just be a waste of a good guitar come February or so.

I guess I should be glad she didn't take a Martin D-45 though... :-)

FRegards, PrairieDawg

[ewing]

Typical liberal 'do as I say' not as a do..

[new cruelty]

another oldie she might be singing is the Clash's 'Rock the Casbah'.

Now the king told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The shiek he drove his Cadillac
He went a' cruisnin' down the ville
The muezzin was a' standing
On the radiator grille

[ewing]

The pic looks like a scene from the movie 'Airplane!'

[Savage Beast]

I don't have a caption, but I wonder if she realizes that it will be illegal for a woman to sing in public (and to appear in public not wearing a burqa) when "Liberals" succeed in establishing a world-wide Islamic theocracy with the shariah as international law.

Maybe someone should tell her to enjoy it while she can.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Hello Mullah, Hello Fatah (Camp Osama)"

[new cruelty]

or another fun song, Outkast's B.O.B. (Bombs Over Bagdad)

Chorus:
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah! Ha ha yeah!
Don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Yeah! Uhh-huh

[Destructor]

"What's that? The gentleman in the back with the long beard and turban...no, I don't know "Free Bird."

[Happy2BMe]

"They don't exactly seem to be enjoying her music do they? Looks like it didn't take long for the American liberals to annoy the Iraqis as much as they annoy us."

ROTF!

O.K., where was Patty when this went down?

Hi! My Name is "Taliban" Patty Murray

But You Can Just Call Me Traitor!

[Redcloak]

The guy on the right is thinking "I've seen goat teets that are less saggy that these."

[ConservativeConvert]

"BORN IN THE USA, I WAS BORN IN THE USA..."

[Happy2BMe]

""Hello Mullah, Hello Fatah (Camp Osama)"

Charlie!

You get my vote - what a classic!

[ConservativeConvert]

"BORN IN THE USA, I WAS BORN IN THE USA..."

[RoughDobermann]

You're killing me! :-)

[SAMWolf]

Jeez, could anyone look more brain dead?

[new cruelty]

one more...

Maria Mulder's Midnight at the Oasis

I know your Daddy's a sultan
A nomad known to all
With fifty girls to attend him, they all send him
Jump at his beck and call
But you won't need no harem, honey
When I'm by your side
And you won't need no camel, no no
When I take you for a ride

[colorado tanker]

Hi! My Name is "Taliban" Patty Murray

LOL! Would it be too much to ask of Santa Claus for Patty to be a "human shield" in Iraq? You know she wants to.

I can picture the scene. Saddam is cornered in his Baghdad bunker by the spec ops boys, seizes Patty and announces, "back off G.I.'s or the Senator gets it!" "Uh, sir, can we have a few minutes to think about that?"

[Behind Liberal Lines]

"fly, lesbian seagull..."

[AppyPappy]

Iraqi 1: What is that?
Iraqi 2: It appears to be a woman playing a guitar and farting out of her mouth.
Iraqi 1: Tell her we surrender.

[MattinNJ]

We should take a poll among FReepers. If you were spec ops painting a target with a laser and this liberal was near the target, would you point the laser right between her eyes? I'll vote first.

1 Yes, 0 No.