Michael Moore: A psychological analysis

rachellucas.com ^ | January 07, 2003 | Rachel Lucas

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Two words: crack baby.

[El Sordo]

How not surprising....

[Vision]

Dead on

[RobFromGa]

funny bump

[IronJack]

Michael Moore's crib was painted with lead-based primer. And he teethed early.

[Xenalyte]

I've never even heard of Rachel Lucas - but I LIKE what she has to say.

[Bahbah]

Perhaps this will be of interest.

[Doctor Raoul]

One Japanese word...Ahhssssole. Kind of like "Eureka" I think.

[Paul Atreides]

but I've always cut him some slack (believe it or not). I've defended him in the press

Big mistake.

[niteowl77]

I'll refrain from discussing the homoerotic undertones of this.

Probably a good thing in the long run, but it would have some entertainment value. There are very few people who are actually beneath my contempt, but Michael Moore has finally managed to join that short list. He is a truly pathetic individual whose enablers should be embarrassed, if they are not already flat-out ashamed.

[KSCITYBOY]

Mankind will take a large step forward when grease finally clogs Moore arteries.

[Charles Henrickson]

YELLOW CHICKEN
(and then there's some guy
in a mascot costume, too)

[hole_n_one]

LOL!

[Leisler]

Odd, I never read of a Mrs. Moore.

Humm. Not a pretty picture. To be fat, gay and a very badly dresser. It could explain the anger.

[mombonn]

Michael Moore: A psychological analysis

The title should be, "Michael Moore: A psychological disaster". His remarks about the men on those planes are beyond reprehensible.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Ooooh . . . 'pompousassity'. . . ."

[billhilly]

Michael Moore is the left handed version of Junior Samples of previous decades. Hee Haw fans will remember Junior. Others will just need to Google.

[A CA Guy]

The only thing that could ever come out of Moore of note would be a belch.

[Mark Turbo]

On the other hand, Moore sees a problem with white men. The only white men you see whupping much ass have guns. This poses a severe psychological conundrum for an individual like Moore because, remember, guns are baaaad. ...His paradigm does not allow for white heroics, unless those heroics are performed by extremely poor or extremely liberal white people, preferably female. He has a best-seller called Stupid White Men.

I watched King of the Hill Sunday night where Peggy Hill and Dale Gribble were running a combination bookstore/gun shop. For those of you who missed it, Dale, Cotton Hill, and some other guys shot up Shakespeare's works and A Farewell to Arms down in the basement for target practice.

Michael Moron's "works" deserve no better a fate.