66% of German Women have had same sex relations (!)

San Francisco Examiner ^ | 12/30/02 | P.J. Corkery

[I_Love_My_Husband]

... According to a new sex survey, 66 percent of German women have had sex with another lady...

[I_Love_My_Husband]

pingy

[Scythian]

That's because after being stupid enough to fight the entire world twice they have no men left.

[YoungKentuckyConservative]

Have you ever seen German pornography? Even ten years ago they were doing things that would still be considered "pushing the envelope" by European standards, not to mention American. The German population appears to be over-sexed from my vantage point. I would love to see some comments from people who have spent a great amount of time in Germany.

[wideawake]

Given the level of masculinity displayed by German men of late, this isn't unexpected.

But honestly, this is a total crock. I find it hard to believe that 66% of German women majored in liberal arts.

[CaptainK]

The reason why is pretty obvious.
Have they polled the French yet?

[The_Victor]

Considering the (formerly) East German women, that's no surprise, nor should it be considered odd.

[Jonah Hex]

Have they polled the French yet?

(spewing across keyboard)

If that wasn't a bad pun, then it deserved to be!

LOL!!

[wingnuts'nbolts]

This Statistic tells us a lot about German men.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

66% of German Women have had same sex relations

In related news, the number of window peepers in Germany has just jumped radically.

[vbmoneyspender]

Considering the (formerly) East German women, that's no surprise, nor should it be considered odd.

Are you talking about former East Germans who are women, or former women who are East Germans. I believe both categories contain a significant number of women, er I mean people.

[rs79bm]

oh those German women.

[NeoCaveman]

This Statistic tells us a lot about German men.

Hey Hobbes, could you link the ananova story....

[Izzy Dunne]

German women have had sex with another lady...

If she has sex with a woman, she ain't no "lady".

[copycat]

Not a good sign for the size of the next generation of Germans. How long until Moslems outnumber them?

[hobbes1]

This Statistic tells us a lot about German men.

It Tells us that There is only one reason for that legendary German aggression, and Lebensraum, aint it!

[Apple Pan Dowdy]

This could be sort of like the old commercial ad that said,"four out of five doctors recommend Bayer Aspirine"... you know, where they get 5 doctors and put them in a room and 4 of them vote for the Bayer. Maybe they did the poll at a lesbian hangout?

[Bob Buchholz]

I do not find this the least bit amazing. I cannot for the life of me figure out why a woman would want to mess with a man. I know for sure that, given the choice, I will choose a woman over a man 100% of the time.

[Centurion2000]

I cannot for the life of me figure out why a woman would want to mess with a man

Three words bud: Alimony & Child support

[KC_Conspirator]

I challenge the validity of this claim. First, its a San Fran rag so they are obviously going to push the SF liberal agenda. Second, the estimates from the gaystapo lobby have never been right and have been basically been fabricated for decades.

[hobbes1]

Maybe they did the poll at a lesbian hangout

I thought it was not "Doing poles" that made them lesbians in the first place ?

[Lilly]

Homosexual report from the Homosexual Capital of our West Coast.
Uh huh. Sure.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

They did the survey at the last hippy peacenik rally.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

[hobbes1]

Hey Me too! Maybe we should start a support group!!!!!

[VOA]

No suprise to me.
My brother said that when he and his girlfriend made their tour of parts of Germany,
(Frankfurt, Munich, and points south) he noticed that lot of the German females were
bigger and probably stronger than the average German male he saw.

Maybe the genetic resource for truly masculine German males was killed off
in two World Wars...and masculinized females have filled the vacuum...

(I'm joking here...to some degree...)

[hchutch]

FYI ping.

[Vermont Lt]

Its a classic good news--bad news thing. The good news is that it means that 66% would be open to the idea of having their girlfriend over for Saturday night. The bad news is that they are German.

I'll bet the number is lower in Sweden.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

Probably because it's real hard to tell the difference between German men and women anymore, the men have become such Schroeder-like wusses.

[af_vet_rr]

I would love to see some comments from people who have spent a great amount of time in Germany.

Although I believe the poll is probably distorted quite a bit, I will chime in and say certain things in Germany (alcohol, sex, pornography) are treated differently than in the US. I'm not saying all Germans are beer-drinking nymphos who look at porn all the time, lol, it's not even close to that. Things in Germany though are more "open" for lack of a better word (and no pun was intended). It's like if you've been to Japan or elsewhere in Europe. People don't make a big deal out of things that we do here in the US. I'm sure many many studies have been done about all of this and about how it goes back to the 1700s and religion. I don't know how else to put it. I will say that many things that were acceptable in Europe 20 years ago are now acceptable here (when they weren't 20 years ago). I just hope that is never said about Socialism.

[MadMoo]

Nazti-Socialists!

[Gritty]

This is the kind of "news" I would expect out of the San Francisco Examiner.

One can't consider them as a neutral, unbiased reporter on things regarding sex - if you get my drift!

[NeoCaveman]

Hey Me too! Maybe we should start a support group!!!!!

Can the support group for the male lesbians meet at the Strip Bar. If so I'm in.

[Billthedrill]

Uh, right. One thing about those sex surveys - nobody ever lies. Nobody.

[joesnuffy]

Too many American GI's Occupying Germany....& this is the result....

[NeoCaveman]

Too many American GI's Occupying Germany....& this is the result....

So you are saying American GI's ruined German woman for all other men.

USA! USA! USA!

[Yaelle]

I lived in Switzerland for 9 years, and I found out about the "Sex-Ferien" (sex vacations) often taken by German and Swiss women, even married ones. There are hotels/small resorts in Africa and the Caribbean islands which are known to Germanic-speaking women as places they can go and indulge their fantasies of sleeping with dark men. The cabin boys and waiters and hired dancers are little more than male prostitutes at these places. Travel agencies in Germanic countries know which glossy brochures to give to the groups or pairs of women traveling alone to these locations.

Another strange thing, for these supposedly morally conservative countries, is their winter Karnival / Fasnacht season. For a full week, people who want to often take off work and spend each day during the Karnival week fully dressed in a costume (face masked too, often) and going from pub to pub, taking part in parades and dances, etc. It is common for infidelities to take place, as wives do not stay with their husbands during these events. These Fasnacht affairs are "not supposed to count," as everything is crazy during this orgiastic week. Some of the most businesslike, straightlaced people the rest of the year are the ones who especially take part in this craziness.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

I'm there! Maybe we can have have laws passed that punish people harder for wronging us and have colleges offer us special scholarships. Why should the fags have all the fun?

[truenospinzone]

Well, I had sex with 66% of the female German exchange students I went to school with, but I'm not going to take this as any sort of sign of my virility...

[Argh]

Proof positive that Hillary's a Nazi.

[APBaer]

"oh those German women."

[TRY ONE]

How do you find the bride in a German wedding?

Ans. She's the one with the braided arm pits.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Pretty weird. I had no idea that any of that went on. I guess I shouldn't be terribly surprised.

[Vaquero]

I can imagine the Butch ones wearing that Valkyrie, horned, head gear, while the old Second City TV "Vikings and Beekeepers" plays in the backround. ; )~

[brewcrew]

You reminded me of a joke I heard: In my next life, I'm coming back as a lesbian. Not only do I get to have sex with innumerable women, I get to play from the ladies' tees.

[Revolting cat!]

Only 66%? That's nothing compared with the 100% of female Krintong cabinet members!

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

I love it!

[tracer]

In all fairness, I suggest that said women may not have had said same-sex relations knowingly....