Michael Jackson unmasked (WACKO JACKO CAPTION TIME)

The Evening Standard ^ | November 14, 2002 | James Langton

[Feiny]

It is just so disturbing. He was a great looking boy.

He should marry that woman who turned herself into a cat.

[Slyfox]

Here's the real before and after:

yikes

[pabianice]

Aren't physicians sworn, "First, do no harm..."?

[Argus]

Thank you. Those two pix say it all.

[elbucko]

Michael Jackson should have every right to sue any plastic surgeon who did this to his face and nose.

He has no case.

[elbucko]

Aren't physicians sworn, "First, do no harm..."?

Nope! It's now, "First, get paid".

[sweetliberty]

Unbelievable. I think Michael has more issues than his face.

[luckodeirish]

According to my uncle who is a plastic/reconstructive surgeon in Los Angeles, he wears a prosthetic nose which is sort of covered by material (not unlike Bondo) that affixes it to his face. He essentially has no nose.

[Gumlegs]

Stop! If you get any closer you'll turn to stone!

[Gumlegs]

He does, however, need someone to show him how to be more subtle with the eyebrow pencil.

[janetgreen]

These pictures should cure anyone (including me) who ever thought a face lift might be nice...

[pulaskibush]

More than meets the eye!

[Radix]

I do not mean to be contentious.

I just see no humor in this at all!

[GovernmentShrinker]

The surgeons who continued to perform surgeries on this obviously mentally ill individual should have their medical licenses yanked.

[Happygal]

Ok, ye know what...(and I will probably be flamed for saying this).

But I feel sorry for him.
I feel sorry for most people so insecure in how they look that they have to resort to plastic surgery.
(To me Plastic surgery is for people horribly disfigured in accidents etc.)

But I feel sorry for him.
He is obviously a very screwed up individual.
He's not happy with his colour.
He's not happy with his looks.
Hell, if push comes to shove, he's not happy with his sexuality.

Despite his money.
Despite his fame.
He's more screwed up than the worst loser I know personally.

He's really more to be pitied than laughed at.

[Radix]

I think

that it is all about


INTRODUCING 10 YEAR OLD MICHAEL JACKSON!


Children should not be exploited in this way.

Somehow, I knew this when I was a child!

I am just a bit older than M J. I remember those days.

It is very sad, in my view!

Money is nothing.

I really believe that!

[Happygal]

Radix? Are YOU Donny Osmode?

[Radix]

I am not. I invite you to a toast. I shall be in Kinsale in the near future! Will you let me buy you a Pint of Guiness ?