Researchers say red wine reduces risk of Alzheimer's Disease - Beer doubles risk

AFP via Babelfish translation ^ | November 12, 2002

[r9etb]

OK, so that means I have to drink two glasses of red wine for every beer, just to stay even. I can live with that.

[cynicom]

My math says that if I drink twice as much wine as beer, they offset each other???? Wheeeeee

[cynicom]

r9

Brilliant minds think alike.

[Destructor]

Does anyone else find it a little odd that the article is printed in French?

[steve in DC]

Everything else aside...I pity the poor souls in the control group!

[FITZ]

Just be sure to also drink a lot of coffee because that's healthy too.

[Tax-chick]

Beer causes dementia; wine prevents it. Beer makes you fat; wine makes you thin. Folks just have to get over this beer thing! (Paid for by Citizens for Cheap Wine in Grocery Stores)

[Atlas Sneezed]

"Hold muh ... um ... uh ..."

[fnord]

hold my .... uh, I forget

[Mr. Bird]

I've already forgotten what I just read....must...have....wine.....

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[JAWs]

Read, read wine.... stay close to meeeee!!!

[hillsborofox]

Burp. Uh, I mean BUMB.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Is Mad Dog 20/20 considered a "wine product"?

[1Old Pro]

Sheesh, I can't remember what I was going to say....pass me muh beer please.

[FreedomPoster]

No. More like a wino product.

[Vidalia]

But what about whisky, or sterno juice, or gasoline, or...?

[gov_bean_ counter]

Good answer!!

[Non-Sequitur]

...beer increases these risks

I'm doomed.