'Eager' fan bewilders Bubba

The NY Post, Page Six | November 10, 2002 | Richard Johnson

[Norman Arbuthnot]

Bill Clinton got more than he bargined for when he ate at Palm Beach's famed Bice restaurant with James Carville and 10 others last weekend. A pal asked Clinton to meet his female dining companions in the garden, and Clinton complied, shaking hands with one while the other put on her lipstick. When the lipstick-applier was finished, she "squealed loudly" and declared her willingness to give Clinton oral sex, according to New York magazine. Clinton "jusy stood there for like a minute. But then all these people at the other tables broke out in hysterics. Bill just went inside and had his dinner."

[Norman Arbuthnot]

I don't have a link to this item because it has not been posted on the NY Post web site yet. I took it straight from the hard copy, which goes on sale Saturday night here in NYC. Believe me, I couldn't make this one up.

I wonder if Senator Clinton reads the Post? Hmmm.

What are we going to see next? Bubba, Carville and Snoop-Dog pitching the next edition of "Girls gone Wild!"

[July 4th]

May the man be cursed with embarrassment for the rest of his life. (among other things...)

[Welsh Rabbit]

Slick Willy needs to get used to it: he won't be remembered as a statesman, but instead as a punchline to a hummer joke....

[End The Hypocrisy]

Will politicians even want him to endorse them in public in 2004, after what happened to the Democraps in 2002?

[mcenedo]

wasn't it last week that the story was clintoon was hitting on some guys date? in a restaurant (I thought it was this one.)

[D-fendr]

Is this the same night at Bice restaurant spun differently (boyfriend enraged)?

[Intolerant in NJ]

Clinton "jusy stood there for like a minute. But then all these people at the other tables broke out in hysterics...another story out last week had some intoxicated woman in a receiving line grabbing Billy in the crotch as he went by her - the embarrassment is just beginning for this sleaze......

[Balding_Eagle]

Sounds like the person ( posting under the name Betsy Viracola )from the old Democrat 'What's Your Issue' form finally got to show up "to be there for Clinton"!

At one time she, very explicitly, went through all the things she would do for Bill. Glad to see she finally got the chance.

[Welsh Rabbit]

Will politicians even want him to endorse them in public in 2004, after what happened to the Democraps in 2002?

For our sake, lets hope they do... Afterall he seems to be the Kiss of Death to any campaign he endorses.

[okie01]

"wasn't it last week that the story was clintoon was hitting on some guys date? in a restaurant (I thought it was this one.)"

The very same.

This story is probably fabricated spin, to counter the lech story of a few days ago.

He got a cold shoulder in the dining room, but a proposition in the garden...

Sorry sack of sh**...

[Sacajaweau]

Some legacy!!

[dts32041]

Wonder if the govenor elect of Illinois ron bj, is following in the toons footsteps.

His wife looked disgusted tuesday night.

[Frank_2001]

I don't think Beelzebubba is embarassed by anything!!!

[Frank_2001]

and we're not talking about the big SUV, either...;)))

[Paul Atreides]

You are correct. We have a really presidential President in office and every day people are only remembering Bubba for his inability to tell the truth and inability to keep his pants zipped. Even if you were a Clinton-lover, could you honestly name one accomplishment Bubba had as President? Bubba is turning into a dirty joke. It would be hilarious for a woman to tell him to meet her in her hotel room, then leave him there waiting alone, at the sink.

[Cobra64]

Clinton "just stood there for like a minute.

Well, that was quick. Did she have lessons from Monica?

[JMack]

Dead on.

For those that didn't read it, the first version of the story had Clinton getting McBride to go over to a table with a dating couple, to say to the girl, "There's somebody who wants to meet you...." Presumably, when she looked over at the other table, Bubba was asking her to come over.

Supposedly the boyfriend became enraged this was done right in front of him.

Now this story comes out, to muddy the waters, and make everyone think Clinton is this reserved polite guy who isn't the least bit interested in that sort of thing, despite women falling all over him.

Reminds me of Clinton emphatically stating nobody did more to fight terrorism than him. Right after we saw our own jumbo jets ramming into the twin towers.

No Shame. At least he is wrecking the Democrats, and giving Bush the power to clean up his mess. About all he's good for these days, besides punchlines.

[Welsh Rabbit]

Even if you were a Clinton-lover, could you honestly name one accomplishment Bubba had as President?

That's the question I have asked all my Democrat friends; I have yet to get a coherent answer.... Usually I get some vague mumblings about the "economy", but when pressed to give an explaintion about what specifically Clintoon did to help the economy, I get silence.

[CyberAnt]

Actually, that dinner was with McBride - not Carville.

[Intolerant in NJ]

I don't think Beelzebubba is embarassed by anything!!!...I doubt that he's capable of being embarrassed by anything in a personal way, in the sense that he realizes that he's done something wrong and feels distressed by it. But he obsesses over, craves, just has to have attention, admiration, and unquestioning approval from others. Now that he's no longer prez, the fawners and sycophants are gradually drifting away and the peoples' true feelings about him must be becoming more obvious to him - and those feelings aren't admiration and approval. I've a hunch this will be very distressing to him - I hope, I hope, I hope............

[Welsh Rabbit]

Supposedly the boyfriend became enraged this was done right in front of him.

It's easy to try to pick up women who are already escorted when you have the Secret Service to back you up....

[MistrX]

He will never feel embarrassed.

[LibWhacker]

I don't think Beelzebubba is embarassed by anything!!!

Yup, I have a vague recollection that Bubba once said he wouldn't mind being a porn star. Could I possibly have that right?

[Paul Atreides]

Several months ago, Joe Klein (author of Primary Colors) was on O'Reilly, and Bill asked him what Bubba's major accomplishment was, as President. Joe replied something about Bubba making it possible for millions of young people to go to college. That was his only answer.

[hoot2]

" It would be hilarious for a woman to tell him to meet her in her hotel room, then leave him there waiting alone, at the sink."

the way this started; it sounded like the lip-stick wearer was gonna turn out to be a homo-
oh well, thats "another story"...

[Paul Atreides]

Now THAT would be hilarious!

[Welsh Rabbit]

I saw that interview. I also saw Klein plug the book on a couple of more liberal friendly shows; they avoided the content of the book and focused on the personal short comings on the so-called Clinton haters... It's pretty sad that in eight years of office, the only thing Clinton's apologists can only come up with is a slight tax break for higher education (btw I got loans and grants for college without Big Bubbas help).

[hoot2]

"Joe replied something about Bubba making it possible for millions of young people to:..."

know what oral sex means.
know that oral sex isn't really sex.
know what the definition of "is" is.
know what "democrat double-standards" means.
know that its ok to lie, cheat, steal, n kill if you are a democrat, as long as its for the "good of the children".
know that no matter how big or how many his sins are; that he can be counciled n forgiven by the rev'n jackson...

[Norman Arbuthnot]

It's pretty sad that in eight years of office, the only thing Clinton's apologists can only come up with is a slight tax break for higher education (btw I got loans and grants for college without Big Bubbas help).

Wait a second, what about the 22 million jobs that Bubba created? Begala and Carville never stop bragging about that and if they say it must be true. The Clinton administration deserves ALL credit for ANY economic success the country enjoyed from 1993 to 2000. </ sarcasm>

[Oreo Kookey]

Sure hope he's not into reverse psychology.

[Pagey]

"I don't think Beelzebubba is embarassed by anything"!!!BUMP!

Clinton "just stood there for like a minute". Waiting for her to make a move I'm sure. He certainly isn't the type to go away from someone like that immediately,as we all know he has no shame.

[stands2reason]

Wasn't there a story just last week about some woman grabbing his crotch and squeezing whilst in a receiving line?

[AFPhys]

ROTFLMAO ... The funniest post of the day! (possibly the week...)

[Adrastus]

Sorry, but you forgot one. He gave the entire world a working definition of the term "White Trash."

[NYCVirago]

Geez, this just happens to be the very same restaurant where Clinton was reported as getting Bill McBride to pimp for him. Coincidence? Try damage control!