Report: Bin Laden is alive and will appear on TV soon

Jerusalem Post ^ | 10/13/02 | The Associated Press

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[Mike Darancette]

"Sheik Osama is alive and in good health. He has gained more weight due to security precautions and his inability to move a lot as you will notice in his next appearance,"

Sorta looks like a dead walrus.

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[Mossad1967]

I agree.

[Mr. Mojo]

Report: Bin Laden is alive and will appear on TV soon

Kinda reminds me of a headline I saw in line at a supermarket once (in one of the tabloids): "MAN DIES, GOES TO HEAVEN, SEES ELVIS, TAKES PHOTO AS PROOF"

[GirlShortstop]

   Did Saddam hook-up AQ with a perfect "fit"?

[knak]

[InvisibleChurch]

Osama bin Laden is alive and will appear on a videotape soon,

which means he's dead ... if he really wanted to excite the troops he would broadcast live through AlJezeeeeera

[RightWhale]

Osama is now only 5'4"

He also looks to be 24 years old. He won't speak, due to a severe nasal infection caught living in caves in Afghanistan.

[Gorzaloon]

I think they have something bigger planned.. Bali is just the opening act I'm afraid.

Shrug. They would anyway, sooner or later, if they could.

While it is a shame more innocents will die, possibly even one or some of us, if this is what it takes for the "Religion of Peace" apologists to finally be convinced it is time to rid the earth of this filthy death cult, then so be it.

[ChiMark]

I heard Binny was a little haggered looking. Hmmm.
Nice pic

[pepsionice]

Rumor has it that Katie Couric wants to do the interview but Matt told Katie she has to share the interview. After Katie was told she would have to wear a Berka to hide her homely face in front of the honored 'one'...she got all peeved and turned the thing down.

[gusopol3]

it will probably be a puff piece.

[knak]

that picture is on "jihad unspun" today. How come if he is so tall, all the guys with him are taller?

[The_Media_never_lie]

I think this is a fat look-alike. (Why else the references to the weight gain?)

I think you are on to something.

First they tell us that OBL is an ascetic, eats little and meditates mostly, has bad kidneys and kind of needs a transplant. Now he has put on weight because he "can't move around much" due to security concerns. If he were alive he could excercise if he wanted too. Haven't they heard of treadmills at the Young Mens Muslim Association?

Sounds like a hoax to me, too.

[miner89]

"He has gained more weight due to security precautions and his inability to move a lot as you will notice in his next appearance."

Coming soon to a theatre near you!

"Weekend at Osama's!"

[ChicagoRepublican]

We're never going to see the video. In a few weeks this will die away, and probably around Christmas we'll start hearing about high security alerts and the possiblilty of Bin Laden being alive and appearing in a video.

[Imperialist]

Me to. Any day now, Bali was big, but I got a bad feeling, 9-11-01 raised the bar. Tic, tic, tic, tic, BOOM, mushroom cloud, NYC gone. We need to round up these islamists. Muslims. All. I'd rather trample on the freedom of religon than watch NYC get wiped out.

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