Father, son ambush Royals first-base coach

ESPN ^ | Thursday, September 19 | ESPN

[Northpaw]

Too bad they were arrested so quickly. I would have preferred that they got an extra 5 minutes with the team.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

What an incredible waste of human DNA. Too bad he has already reproduced himself.

[Freemyland]

Hey, it's Tommy Lee.

[budwiesest]

"Your Honor, we was insane from the Macarrana. When he put his hands on his hips and was about to give signals, my son said 'Daddy, he's gonna do the macarrana!'

"Day and night, night and day Bobby's girlfriend was doing it and it like to drove us both nuts, so that's our defense your Honor."

[Protagoras]

I didn't know they had trailer parks in Chicago. I thought tattooed white trash was a rural thing. lol. They look like they'd fit in well at a Kid Rock concert.

Morons seem evenly distributed throughout the world. Chicago's share isn't on the lean side.

If these morons don't get jail time, there is no justice.

[MickMan51]

I saw them white lines down there and figured I'd have to fight the guard in order to get me some....

LOL ! ! Good one

[MickMan51]

No, Steve, I think this was a "Hold muh crack pipe" or "Hold muh crank spoon" moment.

[oldvike]

LMAO! Here's my favorite paragraph from your article:

"After the Rangers took an early lead, the alcohol-fueled frenzy that had pushed fans through the turnstiles began to push them onto the field. In the second inning, a large woman jumped into the Indians' on-deck circle and lifted her shirt; in the fourth, a naked man slid into second as Rangers outfielder Tom Grieve circled the bases with his second homer of the game; and in the fifth, a father-and-son team welcomed Hargrove to Cleveland by leaping into the infield and mooning the crowd. From the seventh inning onwards, a steady stream of interlopers greeted Burroughs in right field. Some even stopped to shake his hand."

[Semaphore Heathcliffe]

I can't figure how there's enough remaining of these two chimps to scrape up into a dust pan, much less walk off the field of their own volition. You'd think an entire PO's baseball team would inflict some serious damage.

[amused]

I didn't know they had trailer parks in Chicago. I thought tattooed white trash was a rural thing. lol. They look like they'd fit in well at a Kid Rock concert.

Well outside of Chicago is pretty rural with its share of trailer parks.

You don't think they actually fly in the guests for Jerry Springer's show filmed in Chicago do you ;-)

[Wolfie]

MLB should wise up and stop serving alcohol at the games.

[dfwgator]

Too bad Al Capone wasn't there. He would have put the bats to good use on those punks.

[Shermy]

"No shirts on, I figured they were trying out for FOX's COPS TV show."

Yep. Look like regulars.

[1Old Pro]

THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN EXPECTED AT A EUROPEAN SOCCER MATCH.

[Hatteras]

"Hey, It's Tommy Lee."

I was thinking more along the lines of:

"Hey, Warriors..... Come out and plaaaaaayyyyyy...."

[Johnny Gage]

You don't think they actually fly in the guests for Jerry Springer's

I thought Jerry was subsidizing Greyhound for his guests transportation needs.

These 2 punks (dad = 34 y/o - son = 15 y/o - you do the math) need a good a$$-whoopin.

I say ship 'em down to Kansas City and let them spend some time in that county's lockup. I bet they'd be treated reeaaall nice.

[dfwgator]

Send the "Baseball Furies" after these punks.

[amused]

Can you imagine the conversation.

"Well son we have a traditional rite of passgae in this here family that you ain't a man till you face the MAN. So let's you and me go jump that old guy from behind."

And in the police car on the ride to the station, the father tears up with pride as his sons asks him if prison rape is true, "Yes son, yes it is...soon you will be a man."

[amused]

passgae = passage

[Snuffington]

The father said Gamboa "flicked him off", and that's why he had it coming.

When I was 10 an older boy beat the snot out of me, claiming I had "flicked him off." I hadn't done it of course, having neither a motive nor a death wish. But some people are just looking for a fight and an excuse, and they're very hard to reason with.