Clinton on Letterman Live Thread [Masochist Roll Call!!}

9/11/02 | PianoMan

[PianoMan]

Clinton to be on Letterman tonight. For all those who like inflicting pain on themselves, or are hoping he'll make a complete fool of himself or go down in flames....come on board!

[PianoMan]

Hey, maybe he'll get the same treatment his wife got around this time last year...

[Howlin]

Over here!

[doug from upland]

Is it worth staying up for on the West Coast?

[mass55th]

I'm here. Don't usually watch Letterman but I'm making an exception tonight.

[NeoCaveman]

I can't believe I found this thread and flipped to Letterman, luckily my house doesn't have a Nielson box.

[kcvl]

I can't watch it so please tell me what happens...two Clintons in one day with the ME, ME, ME... I just can't take it...

[PianoMan]

Well, Letterman is off to a dignified start...why do I have the feeling this will change?

[sarasmom]

Present.

Ashamed of my morbid curiosity.

[mass55th]

"Is it worth staying up for on the West Coast? "

He hasn't shown his ugly puss yet...after this commercial, and then we'll let you know.

[Howlin]

Buck up!

[Howlin]

Well, we'll soon see......did you see Bush on CBS?

[Darlin']

FOFLOL.

[chance33_98]

At work, keep us posted! I could use a nice laugh after the events of today :)

[Howlin]

I'm PRAYING there will be a start contrast between Clinton and Bush....just praying. I wonder if NYC is in the mood for mememememememe today.

[Howlin]

stark stark stark

[PianoMan]

The Clinton on Letterman Drinking Game:

Every time he says "I" or "Me" take a sip.

Every time he uses a superlative to describe himself, as in, "I think I know about this better than anyone" or "Those firefighters meant more to me than anyone" take a gulp.

Every time he claims his #1 priority in office had anything to do with terrorism or Bin Laden, finish the drink and pour yourself another.

[luckodeirish]

Probably not. I don't know about you, but the thought of watching Letterman falling all over himself with Clinton on his show might give me nightmares.

[nutmeg]

I'm here, but TV is in the next room (will have to run back and forth). *GAG* Bill Clinton... I can feel my blood pressure going UP now...

[Naspino]

Its taped at 4pm -- so if they booed him we can expect that to have been replaced with a huge applause by now.

[NeoCaveman]

Every time he says "I" or "Me" take a sip.

OK Fine, back to the fridge for me.

[Darlin']

aaaaaah, yuck. I can barely stomach watching Bubba, ain't no way I'd sit without restraints and watch Blubber too. Why'd you watch her ? LOL

[PianoMan]

To whoever added a few keywords to my thread, I love it! Thanks!

[dasboot]

Like moose and cheese: stark.

[Nuke'm Glowing]

I absolutely refuse to watch Letterman ever again because of this. But keep me posted if Bubba looks like he's coked out and says something stupid.

[Mo1]

For all those who like inflicting pain on themselves

can I just hit the TV instead??

It would be a great stress reliever .. LOL

[Howlin]

Right, but with any luck at all, Clinton didn't know what Bush was going to say in his speech and he'll look selfserving or, better yet, dead wrong!

[Brimack34]

If someone just landed here from another planet. Who would they think was president? Dasshole or Clinton.

[Howlin]

He gets an okay hand....not a big ovation.

He's milking it.

[Mo1]

HE"S ON NOW!!!

[Naspino]

What is this music? Is he going to strip?

[NeoCaveman]

The man just ozzes sleaze, and hasn't said anything yet.

[Howlin]

His mouth is hanging open, of course.

He's milking the applause.

[PianoMan]

Ecce rapistus

[Naspino]

"I just blow away.."

[Mo1]

Blow Away???

[Howlin]

Oh, great......first sexual innuendo. "I set up a music room up in Chappaqua and blow."

[Mo1]

I can't believe he made that joke

[Darlin']

Oh, Lordy, If I'm gonna follow your formula I hope the segment is short, else someone will have "pour" me in the bed.

[PianoMan]

Whoa! He looks like a raccoon! Who did that makeup???

[Husker24]

What did he say about "blowing something away"

[NeoCaveman]

"I just blow away.."

Finally, honesty

Did he say Har-Monica after that?

[kcvl]

I'm exhausted with them. Remember, I have put up with these people for about twenty years longer than others. It gets tiring after too long. I would have never guessed they could have lasted this long. It's amazing.

[Naspino]

"I relived what I did a year ago today, I was in Australia.." So he had a couple girls walking around topless in thongs today?

[Howlin]

"I just blurted out 'Bin laden did this.' I just knew."

"Hillary was already in NY, trying to get help for the people."

[doug from upland]

I saw the President's speech, and just a little of the interview. I am pleased that the Marriott I am at in San Diego has a free computer in the lobby. No, people waiting in line, I'm not going to be done soon ---- I'm FReeping!

[Mo1]

talk to some of the people hanging around??

[Bogey78O]

"I didn't have any intelligence"

Finally the truth...

[NYer]

Hey, maybe he'll get the same treatment his wife got around this time last year...

Doubt it! He's here to suck up sympathy with that leering smile and begin garnering support for his wife's presidential campaign.

START NOW!!! Begin talking with your kids, families, neighbors and friends. If you think Hitlary CAN'T be elected president .... think again. We in NY NEVER believed she would be elected senator.

She is headed YOUR way next! And, many people think it would be wonderful for America to elect a "woman president".

The Clinton presidency enjoyed ALL the benefits of legislation enacted during the REAGAN/BUSH years. WE have inherited the damage from 8 years of Clinton's presidency. The naive public still associates prosperity with the Clinton years. In two more years, they will want her to bring it back home.

Oh, there he is ... center stage with that stupid grin. These are very powerful people! Don't delude yourselves by thinking it won't happen.. They just convinced Andrew Cuomo to bow off the Democratic ticket for governor or NY. They have a plan and you are part of it.

[Darlin']

Sleezy, lounge lizard music. How appropriate. Aaaaaah, he's oily.

[Howlin]

"I had been out of office for ten months."

Letterman is asking him what he did........didn't you have two strategies to get him?"