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Caption This (If you can stand to look at it)
Syndey Morning Herald ^

Posted on 09/09/2002 7:29:56 AM PDT by Texaggie79



TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; chelseaclinton; eww
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1 posted on 09/09/2002 7:29:56 AM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79
Who's the chick next to Chelsea?
2 posted on 09/09/2002 7:33:03 AM PDT by AppyPappy
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To: Texaggie79
"Jungle love, it's drivin' me crazy.........."
3 posted on 09/09/2002 7:34:17 AM PDT by fishtank
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To: Texaggie79
....looking for her chin.....know it's got to be there...
4 posted on 09/09/2002 7:34:28 AM PDT by ncpastor
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To: Texaggie79
Sorry. I can't stand to look at it.
5 posted on 09/09/2002 7:34:50 AM PDT by ResistorSister
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To: Texaggie79
It's too early in the morning to stomach this.
6 posted on 09/09/2002 7:35:01 AM PDT by lonestar
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To: Texaggie79
There ain't enough paper bags on Planet Earth.
7 posted on 09/09/2002 7:35:37 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: Texaggie79
she is looking more like mommy everyday.

Look at how big she is getting, better start with the slimfast and soon.....
8 posted on 09/09/2002 7:36:26 AM PDT by vin-one
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To: Texaggie79
Man, has she been hogging down or what.
9 posted on 09/09/2002 7:36:36 AM PDT by tet68
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To: Texaggie79
I just knew Chelsea had a twin!
10 posted on 09/09/2002 7:38:00 AM PDT by joyful1
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To: Texaggie79
Isn't that sweet, she's got her fathers eyes,
her mother's thighs,
And Monica's mouth.
11 posted on 09/09/2002 7:38:04 AM PDT by tet68
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To: tet68
Man, has she been hogging down or what.

Looks like she may have beat the clock....

Got her boy before the weight control plan failed....

12 posted on 09/09/2002 7:38:12 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: ncpastor
....looking for her chin.....know it's got to be there...

I wonder if she has cankles yet?

13 posted on 09/09/2002 7:38:44 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: tet68
I can honestly say...I've never been that drunk

what a toad
14 posted on 09/09/2002 7:39:11 AM PDT by cactusSharp
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To: Texaggie79
chick on phone: "Hi yeah, I'm sitting in front of Chelsea Clinton. How could you do this to me! My g-d every time he kisses her, her leg starts thumping the back of my seat!"
15 posted on 09/09/2002 7:39:27 AM PDT by Johnny Gage
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To: Texaggie79
Good title. Of course we have to look...lol
16 posted on 09/09/2002 7:40:31 AM PDT by TLBSHOW
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To: Texaggie79
"Hello, sweetheart?.....You just won't believe what is sitting behind me...That's right, I said 'what".....it appears to be some sort of spawn of a bubba and a witch....I guess you could call it a bubbawitch....and, get this, it is holding one of its "hands" with a human of indeterminate gender....ok, I'll pick up some milk on the way home...'bye, dear."
17 posted on 09/09/2002 7:40:34 AM PDT by chs68
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To: Texaggie79
"I don't want to get you a beer Chelsea, its only noon and you've already had a twelve pack."
18 posted on 09/09/2002 7:40:42 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: r9etb
Puppy woogums, do I look fat?
Um no dear, I love you just the way you are.
I guess some things are the same for all of us.
19 posted on 09/09/2002 7:40:49 AM PDT by tet68
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To: Texaggie79
Somebody must have broken down the Dingoe fence.

On another Chelsea note, this morning I was watching History Channel about speakeasy's in NYC. Several have been turned into very high end dining establishments, and this one particular one is somewhere where the rich and famous can maintain their own private stock of wine in the cellar from when they visit. the showed a bunch of bottles with the labels, and the included the likes of Richard Nixon, Jerry Ford, Aristotle Onassis (when you die, your heirs get the stock btw)Elizabeth Taylor and other celebs. Then they show one with Chelsea's name on it. I thought, "now there is one name that doesn't belong in this crowd". They didn't show the bottle too long so I can't be sure if it was Tickle Pink or Mogen David.

20 posted on 09/09/2002 7:41:09 AM PDT by jdub
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To: Texaggie79
Can Old Crusty apply to teeth also?

Leni

21 posted on 09/09/2002 7:41:42 AM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: Texaggie79
Girl at bottom: "Hi, Mom! You know those tennis tickets you bought us, well we're sitting right next to Cleasea!!! And she's so cool! She invited us to meet her mom and we're going to hang out in the Hamptons... I think I'm going to volunteer for the DNC..."

Guy at bottom: "I'm in the 9th plane of Hell... Animals are put out of their misery for less suffering than this... Please, let the grim reaper come for me soon..."

22 posted on 09/09/2002 7:42:02 AM PDT by freeeee
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To: DainBramage
Chelsea Clinton, corn on the cob's worst nightmare.


23 posted on 09/09/2002 7:43:32 AM PDT by tet68
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To: Texaggie79
Y'all are missing something, here... The creature of indeterminate sex, with the glasses stuck in its hair is not looking at the ol' Chelster. Must be something really interesting in the next seat over.

AB

24 posted on 09/09/2002 7:43:38 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard
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To: jdub
DING DING DING....we have a winner.....

Isn't that sweet,

she's got her fathers eyes,

her mother's thighs,

And Monica's mouth.

25 posted on 09/09/2002 7:45:42 AM PDT by spokeshave
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To: freeeee
Girl at bottom

Actually, she looks like "somebody famous" in the tennis world. Can't put my finger on it.

BTW: "Girl at top" seems to be reacting to Chelsea's recent meals....

26 posted on 09/09/2002 7:46:51 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: Texaggie79
What prompted you to post an old picture of Web Hubbell?
27 posted on 09/09/2002 7:50:23 AM PDT by Gritty
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To: ArrogantBustard
Yeah? Well, you didn't notice that even Oprah has to look away.
28 posted on 09/09/2002 7:51:02 AM PDT by Hank Rearden
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To: Texaggie79
Web Hubble's Daughter Takes in a Game!
29 posted on 09/09/2002 7:52:11 AM PDT by Redleg Duke
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To: Texaggie79
A sobering moment.
30 posted on 09/09/2002 7:53:39 AM PDT by Consort
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To: Texaggie79
My Gawd! Look at those arms.... The Vikings could use her for a linebacker... I wonder if she can run the 40 as fast as the Hildabeast (ran away from Arkansas to New York)?
31 posted on 09/09/2002 8:10:41 AM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: tet68
LOL
32 posted on 09/09/2002 8:15:57 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: freeeee
GUY AT BOTTOM: If that b!tch spits on the back of my neck one more time, somebody's gonna get hurt. I understand that she can't help the big teeth, but can't she talk without all the waterworks!
33 posted on 09/09/2002 8:19:39 AM PDT by gridlock
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To: Texaggie79
When she was a kid, I saw a bright future for her as the poster child for Plastic Surgery.

Honestly, the line about Hillary being her mother and Janet Reno her father isn't correct.

But she does bear a strange similarity to Eleanor Roosevelt. Maybe some sort of genetic transferrence during channeling happened?

--Boris

34 posted on 09/09/2002 8:21:17 AM PDT by boris
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To: gridlock
GUY AT RIGHT: (thinking) I can't believe that I have made such a mess of my life that I have to sit here pretending to be in love with Chelsea Clinton. There must be something better than this. Maybe I should just go join the Army or something. Anything has to be better than this...

GUY AT RIGHT: (saying) I love you too, Snookie-Wookums.

35 posted on 09/09/2002 8:22:31 AM PDT by gridlock
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To: Texaggie79
What's with this guy? He's way too pretty for her. And what's the payoff? She's not rich and her folks who got all their money from sucking off the public teet are too young to be kicking off anytime soon...... I don't get it.
36 posted on 09/09/2002 8:22:52 AM PDT by Musket
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To: tet68
"its a small world after all,
iits a small world after all....

37 posted on 09/09/2002 8:23:11 AM PDT by Greeklawyer
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To: Musket
I'm thinking that those sunglasses are covering his horns.....
38 posted on 09/09/2002 8:24:20 AM PDT by Texaggie79
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"Chels, I swear; he means nothing to me! Besides, he's married to Liza."
39 posted on 09/09/2002 8:28:26 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Texaggie79
Mega mouth shark
40 posted on 09/09/2002 8:31:08 AM PDT by desertcry
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To: Texaggie79
Chelsea - Does this tight white shirt makes me look fat ?

Androgenous friend - No, it makes you look white, those flabby arms make you look fat.

41 posted on 09/09/2002 8:32:22 AM PDT by MassExodus
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To: Texaggie79
well, she looks sober for the moment.........
42 posted on 09/09/2002 8:36:24 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: Texaggie79
"Reintroducing "the Medusa look"...
43 posted on 09/09/2002 8:40:49 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: Texaggie79
Shouldn't she be working on an internship or at school? She's the only "student" I have ever heard of that gets to jetset all over the globe.
44 posted on 09/09/2002 8:45:55 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: MassExodus
Could that photo be any more staged?
45 posted on 09/09/2002 8:46:59 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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Shades of "Dancing on the Beach"?

If so, expect the press release soon saying that Hillary! is shocked that the press would invade thier privacy, etc, ad nauseum

46 posted on 09/09/2002 8:50:47 AM PDT by gridlock
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She is turning into that Hubbel guy, quickly..

Almost 99% there.
47 posted on 09/09/2002 8:52:53 AM PDT by Monty22
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To: Texaggie79
A horse is a horse
Of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse,
Of course
That is, of course
Unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!

Go right to the source
And ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse
He's always on a steady course
Talk to Mister Ed!

People yakkity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say!

Oh, a horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well, listen to this:
". . . I am Mister Ed!"

48 posted on 09/09/2002 8:54:24 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Texaggie79
A horse is of course a horse, a horse etc...She has teeth like those found on a horse's mouth! LOL!
49 posted on 09/09/2002 9:00:12 AM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: freeeee
"I'm in the 9th plane of Hell... Animals are put out of their misery for less suffering than this...

LMAO!!

50 posted on 09/09/2002 9:01:09 AM PDT by Steve0113
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