Yemeni man dies after bomb he was carrying explodes in Yemeni market

Associated Press ^ | 9-6-02

[Oldeconomybuyer]

SAN`A, Yemen (AP) --  A Yemeni man died when a bomb he was carrying exploded in a crowded market on Friday, injuring two bystanders, police said.

Police said it was difficult to identify the man because his body was blown to pieces. It was not immediately clear if the bomb exploded prematurely. The blast occurred in a market in Yemen's capital, San`a.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Another case of premature jihaculation.

[swarthyguy]

Here, hold muh koran Alert

[Cicero]

Just another peaceful Arab going about his daily business.

[FeliciaCat]

I like a story with a happy ending...:)

[NEWwoman]

The Israeli's have a term for this. Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's something like - accident at work.

[Dog]

"work accident"

[APBaer]

"This little piggy went to market."

[Shermy]

"Another case of premature jihaculation"

You have a competitor in the phraseology department.

[mhking]

Police said it was difficult to identify the man because his body was blown to pieces.

"He blowed up good! Yeah, real good!"

[Poohbah]

KULU QA'IDATIKUM NAMLIKUHA

[NEWwoman]

Thanks. It was at the tip of my touch, fingers, whatever...

[Liberal Classic]

Guns, gunpowder and other explosives are widely sold in Yemen, a largely tribal society where weapons are carried openly by men and boys.

Nice bank shot by the AP against the RKBA.

[Bobby777]

I loved "Farm Film Report" ... perhaps you remember the reviews of a faux William F. Buckley and Jim Staahl of films such as "Cold Cows"? ... 3-D House of Beef, and their rock-n-roll fishing expiditions ...

Around the same time was "Fridays" which included Michael Richards and several other fine cast members ...

p.s. glad to hear this Yemenese is off the market ...

[Redbob]

"Guns, gunpowder and other explosives are widely sold in Yemen, a largely tribal society where weapons are carried openly by men and boys."

Except for that Islam business, Yemen sounds like a fine place!

I know it's asking a lot for the Associated Mess to publish anything resembling truth or accuracy, but...
gunpowder is NOT an explosive.
Blackpowder is, of course, but that's not what they said, and blackpowder does tend to foul your AK...

[SouthernFreebird]

LOL.....

[RichInOC]

WHAT HAPPEN?

[x-navy seal]

what a dumb@ss

[dighton]

work accident

There's also a soccer term, "own-goal."

[Grampa Dave]

I like this phrase: premature jihaculation"

Or Premature Islamakazism.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

ROTFLMAO

[No Left Turn]

The Brits would label incidents of IRA members blown up by their own devices as "Own Goal", a soccer term meaning you accidently scored a goal against your own team. We should have more of them.

[doberville]

You have my vote for most original. Muy bueno.

[Caipirabob]

ROTFL!!!!

Cleanup on workstation 19....cleanup on workstation 19...

[Tazman70]

Police said it was difficult to identify the man because his body was blown to pieces.


What difference does it make anyway, they all look alike!!

[savedbygrace]

Yemani? Well, none . . . . now.

[justshutupandtakeit]

Simply a statement of fact. Would you prefer AP to lie about it?

[daler]

Perhaps Saddam will provide $25,000 to clean up the mess?

Could take weeks to find them thar body parts...

[cardinal4]

Another case of premature jihaculation.

My vote for quote of the day! We should count our blessings that most of the Jihadists have the brains of caterpillars.

[pabianice]

"Here. Hold m' beer while I set this..." BOOM!

[Treebeard]

Yumpin' Yemini, that's FUNNY!

[Catspaw]

Was it a "work accident?" I love those when it happens to the Palie terrorists.

[GirlShortstop]

Police said it was difficult to identify the man because his body was blown to pieces.

Ahhhh, the Religion of Piece at work!

[Sender]

"So, Achmed, how exactly do you detonate this bomb?"

"It is quite simple, Salami. When I get to the place filled with kuffar infidels, I simply press this red but

[PoorMuttly]

Guns good...man to man, face to face.
Bombs bad, cowardly, and murderous to the innocent, and uninvolved.

I wish more bombs would do this.

Don't bother identifying him...just flush twice.

[dennisw]

Muslims= The people of the bomb and the assassination.

[hoosierskypilot]

"Police said it was difficult to identify the man because his body was blown to pieces..."

Latest news: Abdullah WaBaBa accidentally detonated a bomb he was carrying. He survived and police are waiting to interrogate him. He's in the local hospital, in rooms 35, 36, 37, and 39.

[Poohbah]

Hold muh Koran, and WATCH THIS!

[section9]

Darwin Award winner, anybody?

Be Seeing You,

Chris