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DFU SONG: Teddy Bears Picnic (report of the RAT demonstrtion in L.A.) 8-24-02
DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 08/24/2002 2:52:00 PM PDT by doug from upland

TEDDY BEARS PICNIC

They really had come out there in force with every sign you could think of
When I got within a block, I said, "Man, what does this city stink of?"

The scum had fun at their big event…they do not like a great president
Today I spent the morning among the clueless

The first one there I chose to engage was some kind of hapless commie
A duel of wits left him scarred for life…he cried out for help from mommy

The scum had fun at their big event…they do not like a great president
Today I spent the morning among the clueless

It was really a funny thing…and, of course, quite eye-opening
I had wondered if they were filming some kind of Star Wars bar scene
They were really a motley crew…no, I wouldn't be kidding you
There were maggots all over the place…I think I need a new vaccine

I was hoping that I'd survive…and that I'd make it out alive
There were police looking on who thought that they should have stayed home in bed
Normalcy was thrown out the door…let's pray they'll reproduce no more
Because if they do, if they do…then our civilization's dead

I walked around and I wrote down signs…it really was quite amusing
But "All your streets are belong to us," now that was somewhat confusing

The scum had fun at their big event…they do not like a great president
Today I spent the morning among the clueless

Every lowlife group was there
That Jewish babies are blown up, well, they don't seem to care
"Free Mumia" some would shout
With 40 IQ they don't know what it's about
"All you FReepers are so mean…you should read Bartcop"
That came from an airheaded clown
And though my wife so loves Dorothy Chandler, I really have to say
That friendly fire should nuke that town

Every lowlife group was there
That Jewish babies are blown up, well, they don't seem to care
"Free Mumia" some would shout
With 40 IQ they don't know what it's about
"All you FReepers are so mean…you should read Bartcop"
That came from an airheaded clown
And though my wife so loves Dorothy Chandler, I really have to say
That friendly fire should nuke that town


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KEYWORDS: braindead; clueless; leftists; loonies; lowlifes; rats; scumoftheearth; whackjobs

1 posted on 08/24/2002 2:52:00 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; whoever; buffyt; demnomo
Well, dutchess, you asked for it.
2 posted on 08/24/2002 3:00:31 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Oh no! Not the Teddy Bear's Picnic................

Doug you are killing me............

3 posted on 08/24/2002 3:13:24 PM PDT by SeaDragon
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To: SeaDragon
I love this tune for mocking the RATS. A happy, peppy child's tune and them --- KABOOOOM. I've used it many times --- CLICK AND SING
4 posted on 08/24/2002 3:18:54 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
I love this tune for mocking the RATS. A happy, peppy child's tune and them --- KABOOOOM. I've used it many times ---

I know, I know but I actually collect Teddy Bears and it was almost too much.........

:-)

5 posted on 08/24/2002 3:23:21 PM PDT by SeaDragon
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To: doug from upland
LOL....I just knew you couldn't leave for your fundraiser without a parody Doug....you are so predictable. And you picked the perfect tune et. al. I can just visualize the little mind numbed idiots running around. THANKS!!!!!

I am becoming a "smoothie junkie" because of you! Great morning wakeup!!!!
6 posted on 08/24/2002 3:43:43 PM PDT by dutchess
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To: dutchess
It was a unique event.

Yep, the smoothie thing can grow on you.

7 posted on 08/24/2002 4:01:29 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
The music really fits them, doesn't it?
I could just see their scowls and vitriol foaming from the mouth, like the madmen/women that they really are.

Sorry squeaky wheels, the grease gun is empty!! =^)

8 posted on 08/24/2002 5:14:38 PM PDT by rockfish59
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