Well, Here's Your Problem Right Here, Ma'am

Reuters ^ | May 1 2002

[sleavelessinseattle]

I must admit I did eliminate a rattlesnake one time...My defense is I was with my girl friend...1 part security consideration, 3 parts caveman...Ahh Youth!

[2Trievers]

Confession is good for the soul ... now let's hope sungirl doesn't read this ... you ... you murderer! LOL &;-)

[sleavelessinseattle]

I have decided to perform an act of contrition for my crime...I've selected an old Lazyboy that my cats love and I'm going to impregnate it with catnip...

LOL! and I definitely won't be killing any snakes cause I don't have a girlfriend! I even have a button right next to the vanity mirror in the sunvisor on the passenger side of my truck...reads, "I'm sorry, but my cat would never approve of you." Anyone who applies makeup in my truck is getting a message delivered automatically!!! If they don't laugh...they really ARE SOL!

[2Trievers]

(((HUGS))) ... you are redeemed my child ... now say three Hail Marys and go into the world, a sinner no more! LOL &;-)

[sleavelessinseattle]

Did you do that margarine commercial about "its not nice to fool you?" and then there'd be a lightning bolt and the announcer would slink away...I thought it really was butter to!! I'm just asking...

[RightOnline]

Heaven help me.........I looked at that photo and instantly three words came to mind:

"Democratic Party Convention".

[2Trievers]

You're confusing Mother Nature with Mother Theresa ... I'm neither ... since I know the difference between margarine and Calcutta ... and which side I am to be buttered on! ... I think! &;-)

[2Trievers]

LOL ... was it the evil eyes or the evil snakes? LOL &;-)

[sleavelessinseattle]

I yield to your flashing wit! Have you run across the elegant theory of antigravity where you strap buttered toast to the back of a cat and then drop the assembly and they hover? The attraction of the buttered side of the toast(to the ground!) overides the force that causes the cat to land on its feet...Navigation horizontally can be controlled by coating the assembly with a white linen shirt and then shooting marinara sauce in the direction you want the linen clad, Marinara shooting, buttered toast spinning cat to travel in...The shirt's attractive force to the red sauce completes the exercise in physics.

[2Trievers]

Sounds like one hellaofa stain on that linen shirt! Since I am the original Martha Stewart ... I suggest throwing the cat in the washing machine on gentle cycle, sending the shirt to Goodwill of Calcutta and salvaging that toast by adding some fresh chevre ... and a good cup of coffee! Physics be damned! The last time I was swept off my by feet by someone from Seattle ... it was a disater!LOL &;-)

[Bill Rice]

Ping for "Baby Snakes".

[sleavelessinseattle]

since I know the difference between margarine and Calcutta ... and which side I am to be buttered on! ... I think! &;-)

Physics be damned! The last time I was swept off my by feet by someone from Seattle ... it was a disaster!LOL &;-)

Well if you dated ME, I'd make a point of buttering your Other side to prevent that disaster! It'd be a whole NEW set of variables to study! Not saying it wouldn't be a disaster, this is science!!8-P

[sheik yerbouty]

Feh!

[2Trievers]

This may give a whole new meaning to giving one's self up for science. I'm not into ending up in a petri dish ... but experiments sound interesting ... defying gravity worthy of Newton. &;-)

[sleavelessinseattle]

SPLUNGE!

[sleavelessinseattle]

I am trying to come up with more science reparte, but I have to comment on my environment...I have a starlings nest outside my apartment window...A wonderfull distraction for my boys...As I typed this, they ran two laps back and forth through my legs and over to the outside door lashing their tails(FOLLOW ME!)I must now release the Cats of Morning to their explorations before they vibrate right through the door from excitement...There...I opened the door and they came back inside to sit at my feet...I could have predicted that...I'm the security for their forays...I believe the military term is Bullet Sump. Any interloping dogs or garbage trucks are expected to target me and give them a chance to run up a tree and view with alarm my demise, followed by a nice bath.

[2Trievers]

You have FReepmail &;-)